HEY, TRE, I GOT MY NAME LEGALLY CHANGED AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

Quip

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I AM IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY NOW

WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

that's right

nothing

Tre

...

lol okay

Justice4243

Point of order:

You can't change it again for a few months.

Quip

Justice42 said:

Point of order:

You can't change it again for a few months.

oh god dammit

Bunny

I also changed my name.

'Course, nothing really changed because that's what everyone calls me anyway.

It's something to think about, Quip. Are you really in control? Or are you just conforming to the views of the general public?

Tre

Don't overwhelm him, he might crack.

Quip

Nobody asked you, Tre.

Thank you for asking, Bunny.

I'd say I'm in control, but only to the extent of my own limits. My name was Equipment, a moniker given to me initially by Mr. Whatevr as some sick joke related to Tools. I was a stupid fool back then, a sock puppet if you will. But then, a little while later, I'd broken out, I'd had enough. This dude was holding me down! Here I was, this genius of philosophy and wit, and this man was oppressing me! I needed a way of rebelling.

Hence, I asked him to call me Quip, and he begrudgingly agreed. So shedding my old name was just the epitome of that defiance. I'm not Equipment anymore, and apparently won't be for the next 3 months.

So yeah! I am in control, and it feels grrr-eat.

Tre

Tanya

You know of course, you are a construct, Quip, as such your failures as a human being were inherently created so that Tre could devise some momentary joy as you squander about pretending to be a real human being.

Meta.

Quip

I suppose so.

I can't help but wonder, then, what kind of socially deprived, inept and desperate person Tre would have to be to derive joy from whatever mess he decided to create that ended up becoming me.

I'm probably not ever going to be human for real or anything, but screwing with his head is a nice diversion from that. Keeps out the rats.

Justice4243

Alduin

Shut up and make out already, you two.

Princess Alice

why are there two twilight sparkles

Justice4243

I think they're supposed to be earth ponies, since there are no horns. However "Twilight Sparkle" is always my first thought when I see that on the episode...

But that's just silly...she was at the Brohoof Bash that day.

Anonus

How come girls get to go to the Brohoof Bash but there are no guys at the Sisterhooves Social

Also: what about the Rarilight makeout sessions

Justice4243

A good question.

Though, with ponies seemingly having a much higher ratio of girls to men, it's likely easier to throw together Sisterhooves Socials where a Brohoof Bash has to be a special event where most brothers compete with their sister as an event with only brothers would by neigh impossible to throw due to horrible turn-outs.

Justice4243

Also, Twilight ships Rarity with Applejack, so you're out of luck on question 2.

Quip

Justice42 said:

Also, Twilight ships Rarity with Applejack

Who doesn't? :P

Tre

you don't even know anything about ponies, Quip, you've never watched the show

Quip

Excuse me?

Tre

Nothing.

Quip

Thought so.

Imipolex G

why did I ever make that joke

Tre

You have brought a scourge upon this sinful earth, Imi

The penalty is $25 and a publishing deal contract

Imipolex G

oh yes! Now I just have to actually, y'know, write something.

Aliroz

Can I change my name to Aliroz instead of Aliroz_, please?

Sredni Vashtar

Aliroz_ said:

Can I change my name to Aliroz instead of Aliroz_, please?

Go here. Make sure to say that you are sure.

Anonus

^^You already have an account called just "Aliroz". Did you lose the password to that?

Aliroz

I think I got banned out the wazoo to "Aliroz"

And, yes, I lost the password.

Tre

Imipölex G said:

oh yes! Now I just have to actually, y'know, write something.

Much, much easier said than done.

Imipolex G

I thought very much about writing today.

I could write a ramble about it. Write a ramble about writing.

Quip

loooord I was born a ramblin' man

Imipolex G

shut up.

Tre

I apologize for my sockpuppet's Hilarious Antics.

Imipolex G

I am, in a sense, responsible for Quip's existence. So it is my responsibility to tell him to stuff a sock in it

Tre

Fair enough, can't argue with that.

Quip

Imipölex G said:

tell him to stuff a sock in it

I see what you did there.

Imipolex G

HAW HAW

Alduin

I see a noticeable lack of making out.

Imipolex G

well then let's do it

Alduin

But I've only got A-cups

Justice4243

Quip

That song makes me think of ABC Family's crappy show Secret Life

But I wouldn't mind some sloppy makeouts. Tre?

Tre

NO

HELL NO

HELL FRAKKING NOOOOkay, maybe just one

Quip

Sweet. I'll get the tunes.

Imipolex G

Acererak said:

But I've only got A-cups

alas

Section42L

glennmagusharvey

> > But I've only got A-cups

But he's only got starfish.

Imipolex G

Starfish Upon the A-Cups

A tragedy in three acts

Tre

by Lyle Terry

Obā-san

the chocolate flavored starfish in the hot dog flavored a-cups