AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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• Yarrun XIX

  2012-07-11 23:29:04

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  W-What?
• Icalasari

  2012-07-11 23:30:55

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  ^ It's an animal that looks like a rock
  
  Somebody pretty much cut in half the closest thing we have to a Geodude
  
• Anonus

  2012-07-11 23:31:13 edited 2012-07-11 23:32:39

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Mind telling me what that is?
  
  ^Oh, well then.
• Icalasari

  2012-07-11 23:31:37

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  ^ Just did
  
  Oh, and also, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
  
• Icalasari

  2012-07-11 23:33:49

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  Specifically, it is a Pyura Chilensis
• ProfessorGator

  2012-07-11 23:39:46 edited 2012-07-11 23:39:56

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  Apparently, they're somewhat related to sea squirts.

  
  

  I should probably know more about this, but marine invertebrates were never my strong suit.
• lee4hmz

  2012-07-11 23:58:38

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  They look like some sort of odd fruit, chopped open like that. O_O

  
  

  And Wikipedia says they're edible, too. Whoa.
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-07-12 00:11:51

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I thought someone had put a bunch of jello inside a rock....
• Jumpingzombie

  2012-07-12 00:18:28

  The insides look like gummy worms.
  
  Jeepers
  
• Obā-san

  2012-07-12 00:21:16

  
  

  Crmirnauc said:

  ^ It's an animal that looks like a rock
  
  Somebody pretty much cut in half the closest thing we have to a Geodude
  

  It looks more like a rock than a geodude does.
  
• lee4hmz

  2012-07-14 06:19:30

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Speaking of that thing's insides, I just realised what they also look like...one of those grody "layered sandwiches" that old cookbooks loved so much. Bleh.
• Anonus

  2012-07-14 06:25:35

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ...why did they think those looked appealing?
• Princess Alice

  2012-07-14 06:32:09

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  It doesn't even look like real food.
• Boney

  2012-07-14 08:10:47

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  I think it looks pretty good, personally.
• Vriska

  2012-07-14 08:48:44

  8luh 8luh.

  That "sandwich" looks some kind of weird savory tiramisu.
  
  That or like a tissue 8ox cover knitted in a Fair Isle pattern.
  
  It doesn't look horri8ly unappetizing 8ut "sandwich" is not the first thing that came to mind.
  
  I did not watch the Geodude thing.
  
• Boney

  2012-07-14 09:00:36

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  It's a picture of the animal sliced in two.
• ProfessorGator

  2012-07-14 12:23:04 edited 2012-07-14 12:25:15

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  The link took me to the next day's post. As such:

  
  

  
• Justice4243

  2012-07-14 13:37:15 edited 2012-07-14 13:38:58

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  You at least you got food:

  
  

  

  
  

  DELICIOUS! 

  
  

  
  

  The crazy, multi-layered sandwiches seem kinda impractical to eat. I recently ate one of these:

  
  

  

  
  

  That thing is roughly as tall as a 12 oz can of soda. Let's just say there's a lot of squishing involve to actually get a bite out of it.
• Icalasari

  2012-07-16 13:46:11

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  ^^ What the fuck is that thing?
  
  ^ WHAT the FUCK is that THING!?
• Justice4243

  2012-07-16 14:04:52

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  ^^ What the fuck is that thing?

  
  

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspic
  

  
  

  

  An aspic with chicken and eggs.

  
  

  
  
• Justice4243

  2012-07-16 14:05:17

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  ^ WHAT the FUCK is that THING!?

  http://www.foodcartsportland.com/2011/09/22/colbert-super-mac-presented-by-brunchbox/

  Colbert Super Mac Presented by BrunchBox

  Posted on September 22, 2011 by dieselboi

  

  Colber Super Mac as it is handed to you

  BrunchBox, who brought us the YouCanHasCheeseburger and the Redonkadonk, which was featured on Health.com last year has created something new – the Colbert Super Mac. In reference to Stephen Colbert’s Super Pac, the Super Mac is as follows:

  This belly-busting “Obamanation” of a burger contains a whopping half-pound of beef, a quarter pound of bacon, five slices of American cheese, extra pickles, extra onions, and extra lettuce, smothered in our house-made Freeberty sauce, with six slices of “Rick Parry’s Texas-Toast.”

  I couldn’t pass up a burger with Freeberty sauce so I snagged one. I almost dropped it, not realizing how heavy it would be.

  

  Colbert Super Mac

  This is a monster. One of the largest most over the top burger I have ever seen and I once ate at a restaurant where the burger was served on a pizza platter family style. So much cheese and bacon and cheese and burger. Did I mention the cheese? I did eat some of it, but shared a majority with fellow Cartivores who were equally overwhelmed. Though, it was a tasty burger. The Colbert Super Mac sells for $11.

  All profits from the sale of Colbert Super MAC will be donated to Colbert Super PAC. Help BrunchBox help you to help the Colbert PAC help us, see a better tomorrow, tomorrow. BrunchBox is located at SW 5th and Stark and is open from 8am-6pm, M-F and 11-3 on Saturday. Head on down, bring your American flag and fill your belly with patriotism.
• Jumpingzombie

  2012-07-16 14:12:59 edited 2012-07-16 14:13:08

  Aspics are fucking disgusting. My mom some aspic once for Thanksgiving.
  
• Icalasari

  2012-07-16 18:06:52

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  Ah, so disgusting stuff and heart attack between buns. Gotcha
  
• Justice4243

  2012-07-16 18:14:22

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  "heart attack between buns grilled cheese sandwiches. Gotcha"

  
  

  Fixed.
• lee4hmz

  2012-07-16 18:16:29

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  YO DAWG, WE HERD U LIEK HEART ATTACKS, SO WE PUT A GREASY SANDWICH INSIDE UR GREASY SANDWICH SO U CAN HNNNNG WHILE U HNNNNG
• Justice4243

  2012-07-16 18:23:25 edited 2012-07-16 18:23:56

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  What's worse is there use to be a fry station next to Brunch Box. People would buy stuff like this:

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  And then have it deep fried.
• Yarrun XIX

  2012-07-16 18:39:41

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I kind of want to deep-fry a lot of stuff.
  
  I once tried to fry a Skittle on the frying pan, but...that didn't end well. In fact, you could say that it ended with repeated doses of mouthwash. I believe that deep-frying Skittles in the style of fried ice-cream may result in something that's actually edible.
  
  Maaaaan, I sound fat.
  
• ProfessorGator

  2012-07-16 18:42:01

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  I'm a little surprised you got that to work. I always thought small candies were supposed to disintegrate when they touched the hot oil.
• Justice4243

  2012-07-16 18:51:55 edited 2012-07-16 19:11:09

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  I'd imagine you can get it in some sort of batter then deep fry it.

  
  

  Freezing the skittle might help. I understand that's how people make Deep Fried Pizza works, but I think that has more to do with keeping the toppings on during the frying process.
• Yarrun XIX

  2012-07-16 19:09:37

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Justice42 said:

  I'd imagine you can get it in some sort of batter than deep fry it.

  Yeah, that's supposedly how you make fried ice-cream.
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2012-07-21 05:56:14

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

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