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Icalasari · 2012-07-11 23:26:14

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(A bit too much blood to be shown embedded, so here's a link to it. - Anonus)

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Yarrun XIX · 2012-07-11 23:29:04

W-What?

Icalasari · 2012-07-11 23:30:55

^ It's an animal that looks like a rock

Somebody pretty much cut in half the closest thing we have to a Geodude

Anonus · 2012-07-11 23:31:13

Mind telling me what that is?

^Oh, well then.

Icalasari · 2012-07-11 23:31:37

^ Just did

Oh, and also, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Icalasari · 2012-07-11 23:33:49

Specifically, it is a Pyura Chilensis

ProfessorGator · 2012-07-11 23:39:46

Apparently, they're somewhat related to sea squirts.

I should probably know more about this, but marine invertebrates were never my strong suit.

lee4hmz · 2012-07-11 23:58:38

They look like some sort of odd fruit, chopped open like that. O_O

And Wikipedia says they're edible, too. Whoa.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-07-12 00:11:51

I thought someone had put a bunch of jello inside a rock....

Jumpingzombie · 2012-07-12 00:18:28

The insides look like gummy worms.

Jeepers

Obā-san · 2012-07-12 00:21:16

Crmirnauc said:
^ It's an animal that looks like a rock

Somebody pretty much cut in half the closest thing we have to a Geodude

It looks more like a rock than a geodude does.

lee4hmz · 2012-07-14 06:19:30

Speaking of that thing's insides, I just realised what they also look like...one of those grody "layered sandwiches" that old cookbooks loved so much. Bleh.

Anonus · 2012-07-14 06:25:35

...why did they think those looked appealing?

Princess Alice · 2012-07-14 06:32:09

It doesn't even look like real food.

Boney · 2012-07-14 08:10:47

I think it looks pretty good, personally.

Vriska · 2012-07-14 08:48:44

That "sandwich" looks some kind of weird savory tiramisu.

That or like a tissue 8ox cover knitted in a Fair Isle pattern.

It doesn't look horri8ly unappetizing 8ut "sandwich" is not the first thing that came to mind.

I did not watch the Geodude thing.

Boney · 2012-07-14 09:00:36

It's a picture of the animal sliced in two.

ProfessorGator · 2012-07-14 12:23:04

The link took me to the next day's post. As such:

Justice4243 · 2012-07-14 13:37:15

You at least you got food:

DELICIOUS!

The crazy, multi-layered sandwiches seem kinda impractical to eat. I recently ate one of these:

That thing is roughly as tall as a 12 oz can of soda. Let's just say there's a lot of squishing involve to actually get a bite out of it.

Icalasari · 2012-07-16 13:46:11

^^ What the fuck is that thing?

^ WHAT the FUCK is that THING!?

Justice4243 · 2012-07-16 14:04:52

^^ What the fuck is that thing?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspic

An aspic with chicken and eggs.

Justice4243 · 2012-07-16 14:05:17

^ WHAT the FUCK is that THING!?

http://www.foodcartsportland.com/2011/09/22/colbert-super-mac-presented-by-brunchbox/

Colbert Super Mac Presented by BrunchBox

Posted on September 22, 2011 by dieselboi

Colber Super Mac as it is handed to you

BrunchBox, who brought us the YouCanHasCheeseburger and the Redonkadonk, which was featured on Health.com last year has created something new – the Colbert Super Mac. In reference to Stephen Colbert’s Super Pac, the Super Mac is as follows:

This belly-busting “Obamanation” of a burger contains a whopping half-pound of beef, a quarter pound of bacon, five slices of American cheese, extra pickles, extra onions, and extra lettuce, smothered in our house-made Freeberty sauce, with six slices of “Rick Parry’s Texas-Toast.”

I couldn’t pass up a burger with Freeberty sauce so I snagged one. I almost dropped it, not realizing how heavy it would be.

Colbert Super Mac

This is a monster. One of the largest most over the top burger I have ever seen and I once ate at a restaurant where the burger was served on a pizza platter family style. So much cheese and bacon and cheese and burger. Did I mention the cheese? I did eat some of it, but shared a majority with fellow Cartivores who were equally overwhelmed. Though, it was a tasty burger. The Colbert Super Mac sells for $11.

All profits from the sale of Colbert Super MAC will be donated to Colbert Super PAC. Help BrunchBox help you to help the Colbert PAC help us, see a better tomorrow, tomorrow. BrunchBox is located at SW 5th and Stark and is open from 8am-6pm, M-F and 11-3 on Saturday. Head on down, bring your American flag and fill your belly with patriotism.

Jumpingzombie · 2012-07-16 14:12:59

Aspics are fucking disgusting. My mom some aspic once for Thanksgiving.

Icalasari · 2012-07-16 18:06:52

Ah, so disgusting stuff and heart attack between buns. Gotcha

Justice4243 · 2012-07-16 18:14:22

"heart attack between buns grilled cheese sandwiches. Gotcha"

Fixed.

lee4hmz · 2012-07-16 18:16:29

YO DAWG, WE HERD U LIEK HEART ATTACKS, SO WE PUT A GREASY SANDWICH INSIDE UR GREASY SANDWICH SO U CAN HNNNNG WHILE U HNNNNG

Justice4243 · 2012-07-16 18:23:25

What's worse is there use to be a fry station next to Brunch Box. People would buy stuff like this:

And then have it deep fried.

Yarrun XIX · 2012-07-16 18:39:41

I kind of want to deep-fry a lot of stuff.

I once tried to fry a Skittle on the frying pan, but...that didn't end well. In fact, you could say that it ended with repeated doses of mouthwash. I believe that deep-frying Skittles in the style of fried ice-cream may result in something that's actually edible.

Maaaaan, I sound fat.

ProfessorGator · 2012-07-16 18:42:01

I'm a little surprised you got that to work. I always thought small candies were supposed to disintegrate when they touched the hot oil.

Justice4243 · 2012-07-16 18:51:55

I'd imagine you can get it in some sort of batter then deep fry it.

Freezing the skittle might help. I understand that's how people make Deep Fried Pizza works, but I think that has more to do with keeping the toppings on during the frying process.

Yarrun XIX · 2012-07-16 19:09:37

Justice42 said:
I'd imagine you can get it in some sort of batter than deep fry it.

Yeah, that's supposedly how you make fried ice-cream.

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