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Panurge watches every Irate Gamer review until he doesn't

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  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life

    Thoughts: 
    *This game was addictive



    As it was fun
    *The greek word Tetra which means segments containing four pieces
    *BITCHIN
    *What if video game but real life
    *Chris hits on 8 bit dancers
    *I'm guaranteed you're addicted
    *Chris's gaming face
    *Despite all its flawls
    *Just in case your gamer is an inspire fucker musical conductor!
    *Tetris 2 is weird
    *EGGPLANT WIZARD????
    *I find puzzle game gameplay vaguely hypnotic



    IRATE-O-METER FOR THIS REVIEW: Four out of four segments
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Thoughts:
    *TAKE THAT YOU BITCHES
    *Still had its share of flawls
    *Chris is a phillistine
    *ANOTHER PERSON!
    *I like that he did the whole sketch without a joke
    *Chris pretends to not know how the laser works in Contra
    * ANOTHER PERSON
    * Haha Chris has no friends
    * ALIUMS
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Whoever reads instruction manuals? Fuck you, I did.
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    Just going to say it: why isn't it called "Panurge watches every Irate Gamer review so you don't have to"
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Obā-san said:

    Just going to say it: why isn't it called "Panurge watches every Irate Gamer review so you don't have to"

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  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life

    Thoughts:
    *JUST LOOK AT HOW MANY GUYS THEY HAVE COMING AT YOU
    *What if you had a controller for a hand
    * haha white men can't jump is a movie
    *Hey it's the other human being that isn't Chris
    *ALIUMS
    *Ah yes I agree
    *kinky
    *gasp 40 dollars
    *beans
    *beans
    *beans
    *what a shit flipper
    *beans
    IRATE-O-METER FOR THIS REVIEW: beans
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Odradek said:

    *JUST LOOK AT HOW MANY GUYS THEY HAVE COMING AT YOU
    So many Bros coming at you, it's a family reunion!
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    $40 was the typical retail price for a NES cartridge back in the day, IIRC
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    https://twitter.com/ArtofLostandCan/status/1190091805842427905
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I'm sure somebody has a backup somewhere.
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life

    Thoughts:

    *Contra 3 had been the sequel fans had been waiting for.
    *Always seem to follow along a certain pattern
    * I like that death tortoise
    * The sprite art in this game is nice
    * Chris you used a game genie, you don't get to whine about playing on easy mode
    * I like that this video is called Contra 3 and 4 and he spends five seconds on Contra 4
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    well, I kind of agree with him about the "endings" in Contra 3. What a bunch of crap

    also, Contra Hard Corps > Contra 3
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