i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Ke$ahstuck is your huckleberry.
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SNOOP: yo ke$hizzle SNOOP: what up g KE$HA: you got it?? SNOOP: yeah only the dopest shit SNOOP: see i met this hustla and he knew what was up KE$HA: … KE$HA: snoop are you talking about weed right now? SNOOP: well thats why im hizzle aint it KE$HA: oh my god. KE$HA: you promi$ed you'd get $burb for me! KE$HA: i was gonna get to play it early!! KE$HA: ugh I need a stronger drink. SNOOP: oh yeah SNOOP: dont worry lil g i got you i didnt forget completely SNOOP: its on a flash drive so that you can deal it to your homies easier KE$HA: $weet! SNOOP: now this is how its gotta go down SNOOP: you give it to your crew SNOOP: and only them SNOOP: cant go give it out to every nigga out there KE$HA: i wa$n't planning on it. SNOOP: tight
IDE/THEORY: Bec Noir will have some role in defeating the Condesce and/or Lord English, partially due to his loyalty to Jade, and partially because there's a dog loose in the wood.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I love how Aranea pretty much explicitly exists for the sole purpose of exposition.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Lee, you've got me imagining Homestuck blind bag figures.
Do you know how fucking RAD that would be?
"Another Karkat? Bleh, I've got like 5 of him now. When will I ever get that god-tier Jade?"
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
well if you have 10,000 just lying around and like you really don't know what to do with it and you hate charities a lot because they killed your favorite donkey
really tho i just assumed that like a few people pooled their money for each
^^ $10,000 per fantroll. Paid separately. At least, as far as I know. Nobody knows exactly who got those two ranks in the Kickstarter, or if they're even two people. Now that I think of it, the pooling together of money was probably a factor in this. They could be, like, 30 people. Or 60 short people on each other's shoulders.
Really, I can't help but laugh and cry at the same time.
Honestly, I can actually respect the explanation of one of them. Not sure about the other fantroll, but this guy's reason seems legit to me.
@ Jimmy - I'm single, have paid off all my school loans, my car, and I'm deployed in Afghanistan. Homestuck is one of the few things that brightens my days, and money is meant to be spent, otherwise it wouldn't be a very good currency. Also, I've never actually had a fantroll before, so who wants to name this guy? Also, he might not actually be what I put up to Hussie.
Honestly, I can actually respect the explanation of one of them. Not sure about the other fantroll, but this guy's reason seems legit to me.
@ Jimmy - I'm single, have paid off all my school loans, my car, and I'm deployed in Afghanistan. Homestuck is one of the few things that brightens my days, and money is meant to be spent, otherwise it wouldn't be a very good currency. Also, I've never actually had a fantroll before, so who wants to name this guy? Also, he might not actually be what I put up to Hussie.
Fair enough.
I'm more interested in the event in context with modern society. Judging the people who made the purchase isn't my goal.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
At least when I went though my "replacing things with x" phase I was conxixtent.
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
The funny thing is that the pay-10,000-for-a-canon-fantroll thing was actually supposed to be a joke. ^_^ There were even sillier things that larger orders of magnitude could buy.
While those inha8iting an evil cheru8's territory will regard it as an unpredicta8le tyrant, those in the territory of a good cheru8 will likely come to view it as a protector, waiting quietly for millenia in deep space, ready to attack any encroaching threat. In that sense, they are not unlike cells in a universal immune system.
Why do I keep thinking of Voltron when I read that?
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
SNOOP: yo ke$hizzle
SNOOP: what up g
KE$HA: you got it??
SNOOP: yeah only the dopest shit
SNOOP: see i met this hustla and he knew what was up
KE$HA: …
KE$HA: snoop are you talking about weed right now?
SNOOP: well thats why im hizzle aint it
KE$HA: oh my god.
KE$HA: you promi$ed you'd get $burb for me!
KE$HA: i was gonna get to play it early!!
KE$HA: ugh I need a stronger drink.
SNOOP: oh yeah
SNOOP: dont worry lil g i got you i didnt forget completely
SNOOP: its on a flash drive so that you can deal it to your homies easier
KE$HA: $weet!
SNOOP: now this is how its gotta go down
SNOOP: you give it to your crew
SNOOP: and only them
SNOOP: cant go give it out to every nigga out there
KE$HA: i wa$n't planning on it.
SNOOP: tight
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i had associated his voice with John Egbert.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Lord Caliborn's ideal girlfriend is his sister from the alternate universe where she wins.
That is the part that Calliope will play in this. This is her fate. To date her brother. And have babies with him.
This is the punishment for making fantrolls
/predictableAvenue
so apparently two people spent $20,000 (combined? each? does it matter?) to get their fan characters killed in a webcomic.
I am genuinely, staggeringly disgusted.
what the fuck is wrong with people.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Really, I can't help but laugh and cry at the same time.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I'm more interested in the event in context with modern society. Judging the people who made the purchase isn't my goal.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I don't even know where tumblr got these names from.