The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

glennmagusharvey

are there any latin words that end in "-on"?

glennmagusharvey

> dona nobis pacem

> pachem

no no no you church latiners pronouncing things with ch

i will insist on using a hard c

paaaaaaCKEM

YOU AND YOUR KURK LATIN

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glennmagusharvey

i wonder whether that latin belongs to James T. Kirk or Mark Kirk

glennmagusharvey

it's funny because "kirk" means "church"

glennmagusharvey

"do i like church, or do i like picard?"

glennmagusharvey

i wonder if any religious nuts have ever targeted star trek as being un-christian

Miss Miko Mayonegg

glennmagusharvey said:

Miss Miko Mayonegg said:

glennmagusharvey said:

they do; they're all over the internet

But the internet is fake, just like magic, and Canada!

Meanwhile, Touhou does not exist.

See, you get it.

glennmagusharvey

do you hate country music because you really don't like it or only because it's associated with rednecks and conservatives?

Miss Miko Mayonegg

I'm not a big fan of the country sound. Too twangy.

Miss Miko Mayonegg

Tachyon

country music is a really obscure niche genre over here

it's much bigger in Ireland

MissUtilis

Sometimes I wonder if Disney owning Fox instead of ABC is a preposterous, idiotic idea

Odradek

Tachyon said:

country music is a really obscure niche genre over here

it's much bigger in Ireland

This is odd to me.

Although apparently there was a time when Soul Music became pretty popular among Norther English youth.

Princess Alice

MissUtilis said:

Sometimes I wonder if Disney owning Fox instead of ABC is a preposterous, idiotic idea

You worry too much

Tachyon

Northern soul, yeah

which owes part of its popularity to Ian Levine, bizarrely enough

Odradek

U2 were super into American culture and music too.

Tachyon

oh American music *is* very popular over here, but country never caught on

mostly it's been rock, hip hop and R&B, i believe

Salix Babylonika

relatedly, it's crazy to me that The Four Owls were able to work with DJ fucking Premier

in the states they'd be considered a joke.

Tachyon

i'm not 100% convinced The Four Owls aren't an elaborate joke

Princess Alice

Are the Four Owls like the Five Singers?

Salix Babylonika

they're a British rap group

they wear owl masks.

SpruceZeus

7:30 SpruceZeus: no if you have sex with a woman who's already pregnant, then she has twins

7:30 SpruceZeus: that's absolutely how it works

Tachyon

PROVEN BY SCEINCW

Calica

touhou does not exist.  touhou plushies exist.

Miss Miko Mayonegg

Ex-act-ly.

Crystal

Queen Poison said:

they're a British rap group

they wear owl masks.

Salix Babylonika

they actually look pretty similar to that, just cheaper and way less cool

glennmagusharvey

shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

glennmagusharvey

wiggling jelly

glennmagusharvey

artifact wiggling jelly

glennmagusharvey

legendary artifact wiggling jelly

glennmagusharvey

legendary artifact enchantment - wiggling jelly human interface

glennmagusharvey

What's the proper way to use multi-word creature types in Magic the Gathering?

glennmagusharvey

Touhou en Español

Sex Grips

http://cheeziswin.tumblr.com/post/126233540879/what-a-headache

Miss Miko Mayonegg

glennmagusharvey said:

Touhou en Español

Puta, ¡salir del camino!

Section42L

Miss Miko Mayonegg said:

glennmagusharvey said:

Touhou en Español

Puta, ¡salir del camino!

glennmagusharvey

Miss Miko Mayonegg said:

glennmagusharvey said:

Touhou en Español

Puta, ¡salir del camino!

calláte la boca y andáte a la mierda 凸

glennmagusharvey

glennmagusharvey said:

Miss Miko Mayonegg said:

glennmagusharvey said:

Touhou en Español

Puta, ¡salir del camino!

calláte la boca y andáte a la mierda 凸

i admit i got that last one from here: http://travelated.com/10-phrases-you-wont-learn-in-spanish-class

then i applied voseo to it

considering that these are argentinian insults, and argentina doesn't use voseo...it is probably horribly wrong lol

edit: my bad, Argentina DOES use Voseo.

it's probably still horribly wrong though hahahahahaha

glennmagusharvey

pachyderm

Miss Miko Mayonegg

glennmagusharvey said:

cerráte la boca y andáte a la mierda 凸

I'm... pretty sure none of the touhous ever said this line?

glennmagusharvey

Miss Miko Mayonegg said:

glennmagusharvey said:

cerráte la boca y andáte a la mierda 凸

I'm... pretty sure none of the touhous ever said this line?

well who said "bitch get out of the way" and when?

Obā-san

ludacris said it

Miss Miko Mayonegg

glennmagusharvey said:

well who said "bitch get out of the way" and when?

Reimu: "Freeze! I was wondering who was behind all this trouble tonight. So it was you, Marisa!"

Marisa: "Hey, don't slander me. The villain's this girl over here."

Alice: "What?! You're no different, Marisa!"

Reimu: "What are you thinking, coming out and doing such terrible things?"

Marisa: "Er... Not really... Reimu, we're just..."

Alice: "Why all the stuttering? Just yell at her like you always do. 'Bitch, get out of the way!' Like that."

Marisa: "No, don't! We'll be in for it if she gets mad!"

Reimu: "Cat's got your tongue, eh? Get over here. Tonight, I'll teach you a lesson you won't forget!"

Alice: "Silly shrine maiden. Can't you see what's wrong with the moon? It's so obvious by now, even you could notice it!"

Reimu: "Ahh! Corrupting the moon, too? How dare you?!"

Marisa: "Okay, okay, I give up. You're right. The endless night, and stealing the full moon, and hiding the human village, and putting funny hats on stone statues... It's all Alice's fault. Now, bitch, get out of the way!"

Reimu: "All right, if that's how you want it. In this luminous soil, under the moonlight... You two will make such a beautiful pair when I grind you both into it."

Alice: "I must confess, you've taken the words right out of my mouth."

Reimu: "Come on! Let's settle this and stop the endless night!"

from Touhou 8: Imperishable Night, fourth stage boss dialogue.

Salix Babylonika

naney said:

ludacris said it

the Touhou character Ludacris, yes.

Princess Alice

glennmagusharvey said:

S T E V E N
U N I V E R S E

glennmagusharvey said:

© 2001 CARTOON NETWORK'S UNCLE

Section42L

Central Avenue said:

glennmagusharvey said:

S T E V E N
U N I V E R S E

glennmagusharvey said:

© 2001 CARTOON NETWORK'S UNCLE

I dislike Uncle Grandpa, but I still like the idea of him being Cartoon Network's uncle.

glennmagusharvey

1. You.  You there.  You came off as an apologist for the crap that started this mess.

2. And you.  You there.  If you're going to throw out severely damaging insults, the ONLY time you should be doing that is if you want to cut ties with and COMPLETELY piss off someone.  If you're not sure you should do that, then you had better back off and come up with a lighter criticism.

Tachyon

glennmagusharvey said:

1. You.  You there.  You came off as an apologist for the crap that started this mess.

i know i did

i'm sorry

but i don't know what the heck else i'm supposed to do here

Odradek

glennmagusharvey said:

2. And you.  You there.  If you're going to throw out severely damaging insults, the ONLY time you should be doing that is if you want to cut ties with and COMPLETELY piss off someone.  If you're not sure you should do that, then you had better back off and come up with a lighter criticism.

you are right