The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

Princess Alice · 2015-03-25 02:04:08

Trademark law is tricky.

You know that TMBG song that goes "hey, NyQuil driver, it's NyQuil driving time"? The title is "AKA Driver", because their lawyers told them they could mention NyQuil as much as they want but they couldn't use it in the name of the song.

Odradek · 2015-03-25 02:04:36

Anonus said:
why does Bill the Cat have Donald Trump's brain

He got in a yacht accident, and Bill the Cat was the closet living thing.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 10:50:33

why do [person] fantasize being a stuck-up, unapproachable, superior jerk

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2015-03-25 13:33:10

Being an "alpha male" is desirable because it means all the hottest chix will become obsessed with your cawk and want to give you sex, life's ultimate reward. This entails learning how to be tough, attractive, and a jerk. Or something like that. In reality this makes no sense.

Buttwangs · 2015-03-25 15:05:39

Because it provide "security"

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 15:27:07

What entails heroism?

Is Yuuna Yuuki a hero?

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 15:30:46

eating corn chips with a spoon

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 15:56:22

Jack Chick is not a hero

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 15:58:17

Maxithousand Pterippus

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 15:59:16

cc rise

xx fall

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 15:59:34

toqgermanium

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 15:59:52

leo the lion goes ger

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 16:01:24

jesus christ it's an oxygenated lion hide your wife hide your kids hide your free radicals

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 16:02:27

cod on fashions

Calica · 2015-03-25 16:03:15

glennmagusharvey said:
toqgermanium

ninninjermanium

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 16:03:22

glennmagusharvey said:
cod on fashions

I have never ever poked smot before.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 16:04:22

in the landfill, everything in this world exists for the purpose of being the butt of jokes

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 16:04:31

hee hre her ehehrrhrehrhfkdejhr i said butt

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 16:06:05

an ascii picture of kim jong un having sex with charlton heston

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 16:07:16

The Holy Order of Three Pepperoni Pizzas

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 16:08:19

in the eyes of bad pubs, nothing is sacred, not even holy wafers, which the pope's computer runs on

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 16:09:36

it also runs on a table

in circles

big giant circles

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 16:10:22

big giant (sculptures of) circe

or of xerxes

they sound similar so there is not much difference

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 16:10:31

ritz pact

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 16:11:05

glennmagusharvey said:
big giant (sculptures of) circe

or of xerxes

they sound similar so there is not much difference

the difference is an angry goose

because it is a hissing noise

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 16:11:31

albucirce vs. albuxerxes

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 16:11:57

glennmagusharvey said:
albucirce vs. albuxerxes

the difference is still an angry goose

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 16:12:45

it runs on the floor

with bare feet and naked

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 16:13:12

Nessa! What did I say about leaving banana peels all over the house?

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 16:14:14

fodd con-essions

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 16:14:47

a witch's tale about the witch's tower

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2015-03-25 16:19:18

Kaenbyou Rin

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2015-03-25 16:24:51

Kagiyama Hina

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2015-03-25 16:34:20

Izayoi Sakuya

Princess Alice · 2015-03-25 16:35:48

stop ahead

all GMH traffic, next right

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2015-03-25 16:36:25

Houraisan Kaguya

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 17:10:04

Central Avenue said:
stop ahead

all GMH traffic, next right

how is this supposed to work? unless there's a stop ahead and all GMH traffic is supposed to turn right there

Princess Alice · 2015-03-25 17:11:14

That was what I was going for, yeah

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-25 17:20:24

Cream said:
Kaenbyou Rin

Cream said:
Kagiyama Hina

Cream said:
Izayoi Sakuya

Cream said:
Houraisan Kaguya

Yuuna Yuuki

Allison Whittington

Yukari Morita

Chiara Ferina

Anonus · 2015-03-26 02:00:13

MGM Blast is finally finished

Princess Alice · 2015-03-26 02:10:24

*rides*

Imipolex G · 2015-03-26 06:18:42

the concept of ownership puzzles me

I find it inscrutably metaphysical

Anonus · 2015-03-26 06:24:31

Imipolex G said:
metaphysical

hang ten on the cosmic surfboard of freedom

Imipolex G · 2015-03-26 06:27:40

get off the drugs, man

Anonus · 2015-03-26 06:34:35

eve hesperos doesn't NEED drugs except for her pot

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2015-03-26 22:10:31

rainy days

Imipolex G · 2015-03-26 22:22:17

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-27 01:56:52

66483559d36911e4a0cd457435b66e59

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2015-03-27 12:03:02

Do not follow me if:
-you ship Marisa/Alice.
-you don't have a headcanon where Alice is human-to-cat trans-species
-you don't have a headcanon where Reimu is white-to-black trans-ethnic
-you use "her" pronouns for Wriggle
-you think Marisa is Japanese
-you think Maribel and Yukari are the same person
-you depict Suika as an alcoholic
-you use Hong's last name instead of "Hong" (so racist!)
-you depict underage drinking in Touhou

glennmagusharvey · 2015-03-27 15:52:42

Cream said:
Do not follow me if:
-you don't have a headcanon where Alice is human-to-cat trans-species
-you don't have a headcanon where Reimu is white-to-black trans-ethnic

> do not have these headcanons

> does not follow you

> keeps on walking own way

*whistles*

The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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