The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

glennmagusharvey · 2019-04-12 17:59:47

The Tick, or

The Life and Strange Surprizing
Adventures of The Tick, Of York, Mariner: Who lived Eight and
Twenty Years, all alone in an un-inhabited Island on the Coast of
America, near the Mouth of the Great River of Oroonoque; Having been
cast on Shore by Shipwreck, wherein all the Men perished but himself.
With An Account how he was at last as strangely deliver'd by Pyrates

glennmagusharvey · 2019-04-12 17:59:59

deliver'd by pilates

glennmagusharvey · 2019-04-12 18:00:13

Pontius Pilates

glennmagusharvey · 2019-04-12 18:00:31

the mental diarrhea is coming

glennmagusharvey · 2019-04-12 18:00:36

the grinch

glennmagusharvey · 2019-04-12 18:08:52

the grinch adventures of mandy and the tick

glennmagusharvey · 2019-04-12 18:08:55

change lighting conditions

glennmagusharvey · 2019-04-12 18:09:12

somehow the spamfilter actually prevented the mental diarrhea successfully

glennmagusharvey · 2019-04-13 18:39:00

*refuses to hit the baby one more time*

glennmagusharvey · 2019-04-14 01:27:05

Hunter X High School of the Dead XD

Calica · 2019-04-17 14:30:01

for the honor of gayskull

glennmagusharvey · 2019-04-18 07:50:55

rage of undefeated bahamut chronicle

Aliroz · 2019-04-20 21:02:34

FEEFOSEFSAJEFOWEADWEDFAJUMWEAFJUDAWFEIEFSADUHJEFHUGTROGFIBCUISEIOSWIOJEAWOSEC can actually be pronounced.

Imipolex G · 2019-04-20 21:39:52

Cthulhu, however, cannot.

Aliroz · 2019-04-23 14:51:32

wair haav ahl thUH GUHD mehN GAHN

aaND wair AHr AHl thuh GAHDS

wairS thuh StrEEtwIES huhrcyoolEES

too fIEt thuh rIESEENG AHDS

Fossilmaiden · 2019-04-23 15:53:12

Jack traded his cow for some magic beef.

Imipolex G · 2019-04-23 16:45:50

hmmmmm

Fossilmaiden · 2019-04-23 17:33:45

Sneks, dogges, and rocket roles.

Aliroz · 2019-04-24 01:17:27

It turns out it wasn't done under false pretenses at all! It was done under true pretenses!

Imipolex G · 2019-04-24 05:12:12

floatation devices

glennmagusharvey · 2019-04-24 06:07:26

Imipolex G said:
floatation devices

apparently a former DLC pack for Operation Abyss includes a series of characters with swimming-themed attire and equipment

this includes an inflatable raft as a shield

i have no idea what went through that character designer's mind

Tatterhood · 2019-04-26 05:33:20

jackhammaren

Tatterhood · 2019-04-26 05:33:54

you can't spell RUSSIA without SSI

Imipolex G · 2019-04-26 06:01:36

or USS

Fossilmaiden · 2019-04-26 15:16:41

Stan Tuna

Calica · 2019-04-26 15:18:47

Has anyone asked Eminem what he thinks about Stan becoming a verb

glennmagusharvey · 2019-04-27 04:31:49

USSR AI

Fossilmaiden · 2019-04-29 14:32:39

Bear witness, goddess of life, to the testament writ with mine own blade. Thou fallen god, to beasthood turned, if Primordial Mother be thy title, attend, and hear my name. From the mountain abyss, I come, and only death do I bring. I am the Old Man of the Mountain, the First Hassan-i Sabbah. The bell of evening tolls thy name. Touch not the sky, for by heaven's will I shall strip thee of thy wings!

Crystal · 2019-04-29 14:41:11

Fossilmaiden · 2019-04-30 16:19:32

Acceptable names for slitherbeasts:

Sneks
Scalefriends
Safety Noodles
Danger Noodles
Nope Ropes
Snootbeasts
Dark Lady Boopsnoot, 7th of Her Line

glennmagusharvey · 2019-04-30 20:17:26

Snake!

glennmagusharvey · 2019-04-30 20:17:30

Snake!

glennmagusharvey · 2019-04-30 20:17:38

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Tatterhood · 2019-05-01 13:17:34

swords: you can only get cut with em so many times before you're like "I gotta lie down"

Tatterhood · 2019-05-02 01:20:59

you called for delivery and a dog killed me

glennmagusharvey · 2019-05-02 01:37:38

then who was phone?

Tatterhood · 2019-05-02 01:47:22

glennmagusharvey said:
then who was phone?

Fossilmaiden · 2019-05-03 14:28:19

Nyanesia: A Pusheen for Pigs

Tatterhood · 2019-05-05 00:24:09

be a dog coward

glennmagusharvey · 2019-05-05 08:52:30

go home and be a _______ man

Tatterhood · 2019-05-05 13:07:36

wo

glennmagusharvey · 2019-05-05 21:26:59

whoa

Imipolex G · 2019-05-05 23:43:30

whoaman

glennmagusharvey · 2019-05-06 00:35:30

we'll be going down sepulveda

glennmagusharvey · 2019-05-07 02:23:18

chuck fik-fil-A

Fossilmaiden · 2019-05-08 16:26:24

Little known is the fact that before Sega settled on Mr. Needlemouse, the mascot they originally intended to use was Divorcio, an electrician wearing a blue cap and overalls.

glennmagusharvey · 2019-05-08 19:07:09

#punsthatonlyworkforbrits

Fossilmaiden · 2019-05-09 15:22:45

Remember Snake, this is a sneaking mission. The facility has been taken over by the terrorist militia Yeast Rising: Buttered Scone, Jammie Dodger, French Toast, Decadent Sponge, and their leader, Big Bakes. You must stop Yeast Rising before they are able to activate Metal Gear Breads and cause World War III.

glennmagusharvey · 2019-05-09 17:35:34

in which Snake has to rely on some grainy footage for reconnaissance, and has some floury language for describing his experiences

glennmagusharvey · 2019-05-11 04:14:27

I regret to inform you that the following things are now banned:

* seahorses
* grapes in bunches larger than 7
* excoriating substances
* Romeo & Juliet & Rosencrantz (but not Guildenstern)

The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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