The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    One time Pyridrym (a native French speaker) and I traded voice clips of each other saying "Boulevard" just to demonstrate how much English speakers have butchered that poor word.
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    Nothing Is Red
    Flag Is Blue
    Roses Is Win
    Baba Is You
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    It was a true Romeo and Juliet romance. There were three murders and a double suicide.
  • most animals aren't made by bees
  • Did you know that?

    Fast Eddie was the name of a prolific river otter who lived for many years at the Flamingo Gardens wildlife sanctuary.
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    Far Car: New Dew
  • edited 2019-03-19 16:37:10
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    KEY IS YOU AND WEAK

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    KEY IS YOU AND HAS BABA
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    Do Satanist furries have Lucifursonas?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yes
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    Grookey get your gun.
  • annie may get your gun
  • you will mall me gottam caddis
  • edited 2019-03-21 17:32:03
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    Greetings and welcome to LGR Oddware, where we're taking a look at hardware and software that is odd, forgotten, and obsolete. And today we're looking at something very odd indeed: Princesses.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    obsolete for sure
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    Your Kinkajou Is Not My Kinkajou, And That's OK
  • Your King Is Not His Child, And That's Okay
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    Madness at your Peripheral
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    It bangs.
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    Popular media brands, such as Esspun, Wub, Heebo, and Abacuh.
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  • i certainly don't gotch walf
  • when does (a+b)^2 = a^2 + b^2?

    it's pretty simple actually, it's equal iff 2ab = 0, in which case either a=0 or b=0, or both.
  • edited 2019-03-27 22:16:32
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Look at this, I made it and it lines up so well:
    Purussaurus: The 40-foot Purussaurus basiliensis, named in 1892 by Barbosa Rodrigues, lived in Miocene Chile.
    Sarcosuchus: The 39-foot Sarcosuchus imperator, named in 1966 by Philippe Taquet, lived in Cretaceous Africa.
    Deinosuchus: The 38-foot Deinosuchus rugosis, named in 1909 by William J. Holland, lived in Campanian U.S.A..
    Stomatosuchus: The 30-foot Stomatosuchus inermis, named in 1925 by Ernst Stromer, lived in Cenomanian Africa.
  • edited 2019-03-27 22:40:15
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Those lengths are rather low estimates for adults, but would work for the average adult-and-subadult.  While Purussaurus, Sarcosuchus, and Deinosuchus ould all grow to 50 feet (or perhaps a little more) given time and sufficient food, such would be rather rare, the same way that most crocodiles are always shorter than Lolong.

    HA!  Got it to line up there, too!  Just had to change could to ould.
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    Never forget the The Sims 2 villain, Daddy Bigbucks.
  • english is fucky because it says "pa RA bo la" instead of "pa ra BO la"
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  • faceplanting into the desk, a la John Oliver
  • "how do you fail a questionnaire?"

    Do you really expect a Florida Man to not fail a questionnaire?
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    Boops boops in a bucket.
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    I never wanted to fade away,
    yet here I am
    Oh just another troubled youth on the diagram
    "Do you like me?"
    "Why don't we just get out of here?"
    And for another night I lose myself and disappear

    I say it's awful
    The smoky gray, crumbling view
    Just makes me want to break away, run away
    but you say it’s normal
    And so we keep tumbling through
    And every day I’m hammered by this dire déja-vu

    On a night like any other
    my mind started to wonder, then I froze -
    Out from the flickering shadows
    She arose

    The loser looks in the eyes of the monster
    The room is caving in
    it’s okay, it’s okay, I say
    And just like that, it turns into a girl, hey
    A friendly baseball bat comes to save the day
    Eternal rest never seemed to be closer
    Than in that passing moment,
    but quickly my fear was gone
    A lapse of reason, I figure, can be pretty fun
    And so the party goes on and on

    I always wanted
    To feel like I hold my own reins
    My future’s on the rails of freight trains, not daisy chains
    She is laughing
    "That's such an uncool thing to say!"
    I miss the trashcan as I throw my cigarette away

    I don’t know what else I can tell you
    “You know, opening up is not that bad”
    I think this music will surely
    drive me mad

    The loser looks in the eyes of the monster
    At last, he doesn’t need to pretend or to force a smile
    "Oh I don’t know if I’m lying or living a lie"
    The monster’s humming a lullaby
    “Oh what’s the use of escaping the future
    When you can mold it into whatever you please?” she sings
    And I don’t know if it’s something she really believes
    My sadness seeps through my clenched teeth

    The loser looks in the eyes of the girl and
    The room is caving in, it’s okay, it’s okay, I say
    And just like that, she turns into a monster
    There’s nobody to show up and save the day
    Eternal rest never seemed to be closer
    Than in that passing moment,
    but quickly my fear was gone
    And even though all this mindless self-indulgence was fun
    The party ends at the break of dawn
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...

    Boops boops in a bucket.

    Boops an android
  • Some reference sources describe the Mackenzie River husky as a dog
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    Koyomi Aggravati
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    Jeff Bro and Hella Sweet
    Sweet Jeff and Hella Bro
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    Complete Monster: Mario Mario, chief enforcer of the Mushroom Kingdom, is a vicious killer who will stop at nothing to enact the Kingdom's will. When Princess Peach elopes with her lover, Bowser, king of the Koopas, Mario invades the Koopa Kingdom, mercilessly slaughtering its citizens for getting in his way, before breaking into Bowser's castle and ruthlessly murdering the rightful king, all in order to kidnap the Princess and drag her back to the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario is feared throughout the Koopa Kingdom, and with very good reason.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sounds right
  • calm down and write the word pony
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    when does (a+b)^2 = a^2 + b^2?

    it's pretty simple actually, it's equal iff 2ab = 0, in which case either a=0 or b=0, or both.



    2=0 also an option

    don't contribute to positive characteristic denial
  • calm down and write the word pony

    pony
    pony
    pony
    pony
    JACKIE CHAN
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    urban Kentucky
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