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The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    edited 2017-03-03 05:02:36
    kill living beings
    I met a traveller from an antique land
    Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
    Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
    Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
    And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
    Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
    Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
    The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:

    And on the pedestal these words appear:
    'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
    Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
    Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
    Of that colossal wreck, BOTTOM TEXT
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Antonio Stella Bottom Tile
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    have you ever shoplifted nude space sex to a airplane?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    have you ever sworn to class in a another drugs airplane to in porn pet train puke
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    have you ever been naked to shoplift sex relationship disneyland in my country parents alcohol movie houses
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    have you ever failed my porn to a pet parents
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    have you ever ass?  oooo
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    airplane
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    ass airplane
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    airplane ass
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    oooo
  • AlduinAlduin
    Odradek said:

    Alduin said:

    I also cursed the Kennedys for the exact same reason

    You're from the moon?????
    Yep
  • AlduinAlduin
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Klinotaxis said:

    I met a traveller from an antique land
    Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
    Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
    Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
    And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
    Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
    Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
    The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:

    And on the pedestal these words appear:
    'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
    Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
    Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
    Of that colossal wreck, BOTTOM TEXT

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  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Your Fave Is Problematic: Velvet Crowe
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Fossilmaiden said:

    Your Fave Is Problematic: Velvet Crowe

    The best thing is that she probably doesn't give a fuck anyway.
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Your Fave Is Problematic: Waver Velvet
    • brainwashes Canadians
    • stole Iskandar away from bisexual "fun" with Kayneth and Sola-Ui
    • Weeaboo
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Normal 100% OJ character chart:

    http://100oj.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1693
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    edited 2017-03-03 23:00:50
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Reminder that in Chrono Trigger, the stat increasing items are made of people.
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    What?
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Your Fave Is Problematic: SUCY MANABARABAVABINGBANG: almost killed Akko a bunch of times, left mushrooms in my Keurig
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Crystal said:

    What?

    Tabs are depicted as glinting objects.


  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Oh wow.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2017-03-03 23:42:41
    > buy rubber fish
    > gain hulk powers
    > go spartacus
    > have native-born american citizens identify as illegal immigrants
    > clog up immigration and customs enforcement
    > while detained, go into HULK MODE
    > HULK SMASH the buildings
    > march to washington
    > HULK SMASH fence of white house
    > leave trump alone, for lulz
    > use rubber fish slap republicans in congress to the rhythm of funny music
    > go to anti-immigrant nutjobs
    > take their guns and HULK SMASH them to millions of little pieces
    > magically turn those pieces of guns into flowers
    > use rubber fish to slap them to the rhythm of funny music
    > HULK SMASH border fence with mexico
    > leave a chain of legos
    > label chain of legos "DONNIE'S WALL"
    > charge mexican tourists $5 per visit to see the legos
    > put admission money into bag labeled "CHARITY FOR POOR DONNIE"
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    write an article about the missed opportunity of the disunity of the French left solely to call it "Hamon's Last Stand"
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    If Floral Spuzzem attacks an opponent and is not blocked, then Floral Spuzzem may choose to destroy a target artifact under that opponent's control and deal no damage.
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    do u think anyone has ever eaten a egg or is it made up
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    on the next e
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    ^ that was in my draft and i have no idea why
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    If you set fire to your wired internet connection, it becomes phlogistonnet.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    edited 2017-03-05 17:05:14
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Your Fave Is Problematic: Cinnamon Roll

    - Contains cinnamon
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    image
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    make america cray again
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2017-03-06 05:29:05
    smooth, silky crow(e)
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Bisexual? Oh, no, I'm afraid you misheard me. What I said was "I'mma bisect you all."
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Fossilmaiden said:

    Bisexual? Oh, no, I'm afraid you misheard me. What I said was "I'mma bisect you all."

    Cute.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    José!!! on Ice
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    A moment in time to reconcile
    Came a little too late, and now it’s gone
    A moment in history
    Produced by the broken and thrown away
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    the alphabet song but every time they say B it gets faster
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Tatterhood said:

    the alphabet song but every time they say B it gets faster

    it actually occurs twice in each iteration lol
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    The Saga of Paul Ryan the Evil
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    I, who stand in the full light of the heavens, command thee, who opens the gates of hell. Come forth, divine lightning! This ends now! Indignation!
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    kitten organization
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Don't overdo it! Lemon Aid!
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    TOMOOOOO.

    TOMO BUDDY.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    edited 2017-03-08 21:53:22
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Destruction
    Begets
    Ecstasy
  • AlduinAlduin
    Pikachu!
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Odradek said:

    A tragedy has befallen all mankind. 

    Bboy360's magnum opus, Cheevos the Movie, failed to meet its funding goal.

    As much I have to applaud 360 for his initiative in wanting to make this movie, his expectations may have been a little too high. But hey, it was his first film; don't say you wouldn't aim a little too high without knowing it the first time.

    My biggest complaint is that he was asking for FAR TOO MUCH money, just shy of 150,000. One hundred and fifty grand. Not to mention the movie itself really failed to draw interest.

    It's about 360 breaking 100,000 cheevos, then trying to pick up chicks at the club. But he runs into a chick with more cheevos then him. But guess what? Stallion83 is the same club. I smell shenanigans!

    That plot 'can' work. Hell. my brain went nuts thinking of potential plots for this. But sadly, the movie was just flying in "cheevo leaders" and giving them courtside seats to a basketball game. Then some clubbing scenes and whatnot.

    That's not a movie. That's just pampering your "actors." And I'm using that term lightly. I'm not saying that if you have a lot of cheevos then you can't act, but the odds of you having acting experience are low. 

    Not to mention, how the hell would you make a movie out of this? Some people with "cheevos" watching basketball and then going to a club? You'll be lucky if you can make 30 minutes of that, without boring the shit out of the audience. Why watch your movie when I could just TIVO a basketball game and go to a club myself. Hell, I could get drunk at that club too, and show everyone my cheevos.

    ... not that I've done that before.

    360, I admire your passion and vision... sort of. But you have to start off small and work your way up from there. Nobody will want to give that sort of money to "some dude with cheevos and myspace friends" until you build a name for yourself.

    Or hell, wait a few years and I'll be out of College and we'll knock this fucker out of the park. We'll make Titanic look like an Uwe Boll movie.


  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Cards you should definitely play in EDH: Eye of the Storm.
  • TatterhoodTatterhood

    Kinda frustrating when my heir doesn't want to become a satanists and
    ruin my ambitions of creating a multigenerational satanic family.
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