Sredni Vashtar Reads Homestuck

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  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Dave's Ben Stiller shades. Oh lordy. And the first appearance of Jade (in text form) on this page! Woo!
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Caret Cake. Dis Asterisk. Tilde Ath.

    So many puns, and given the existence of Spam, Mondrian and Brainfuck, completely believable.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    I've heard that Hussie does this later on, but I am interested to see the other people caught up in their own versions of SBURB.
  • wardrobe largely incinerated. family deceased. remaining garments heavily wrinkled.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    So now to Rose making her installations. Putting the Alchemiter in front of the door ≠ a good idea.
  • edited 2014-11-01 22:00:20
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    naney said:

    wardrobe largely incinerated. family deceased. remaining garments heavily wrinkled.



    Not there again yet, as you are well aware, but I do love the whole concept of there being more than one session actually happening at once.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    I've heard that Hussie does this later on, but I am interested to see the other people caught up in their own versions of SBURB.

    That gets really interesting in the troll session, but Jade and Dave alchemising things is just... you'll see. It's like fucking Christmas up in that joint.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Oh wait, it was the Cruxtruder in front of the door. My bad.

    The dialogue in this early stage of the strip really is golden.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm still convinced that the session Dad's friend found himself in will be important later.
  • edited 2014-11-01 22:22:31
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    It may. Consider how many other beta players there seem to have been going by the game walkthroughs. Most probably failed, but how many do you think entered the Medium? I'm guessing "more than none."
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    mspaintadventures is down.
  • that is what happens when the beau reads too quickly u_u
  • edited 2014-11-01 22:30:50
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    You really don't need to tell me; you already posted it in the other thread. Also, it's back!

    Anyway, I'm currently at the whole bit with the Cruxite dowel and the Perfectly Generic Objects.
  • edited 2014-11-01 22:32:05
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    AND THE DEATH COMET COMETH!!!
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    It's back up.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    "A WAYWARD VAGABOND records a stuttering step in the sun-bleached dust."

    Yuss.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    A final aside for the evening: I really like Jade's attitude about the game. She is all around just a very endearing character from the outset.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    John should really stop carelessly throwing his PDA around.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    I just finished Act 2.

    [S] WV: Ascend is amazing.

    That is all.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    It really is. I have heard a lot of people say that just showing that animation to a prospective reader out of context is a sure-fire way to get someone interested in Homestuck without spoiling too much, and I would be inclined to agree under many circumstances.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    And now: Dave Strider.

    Alias: Insufferable Prick, and/or COOL KID.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I love how Act 2 is essentially 50% a Rashomon-style take on Act 1.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Hussie's not bad at making a breakbeat, given the first two samples in Dave's Akai.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    That wizard statue.

    I love how sad and weird Rose's relationship with her mother is. I mean, I wish it were better because I feel for both characters, and I especially wish that Rose understood how screwed up her perspective is, but that doesn't make her bizarre, paranoid assumptions any less funny.
  • edited 2014-11-02 21:37:28
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ...you know, in revisiting the first few acts, it seems obvious to me now that the designated players from each universe created by SBURB reflect numerous aspects of the personalities of their world's creators, who are their spiritual ancestors as much as their own ectobiological parents.

    I mean, the little nods are everywhere: Eridan's "vv" quirk and wizard fixation, Kanaya's sartorial craftsmanship, Gamzee's clowns and bad rapping, Karkat's dreadful movies, Nepeta's cat motif, Equius' statues and robots, Sollux' programming and apartment complex, Terezi's stuffed animals, Aradia's archaeological expeditions... Tavros, Feferi and Vriska's contributions are more subtle, but consider John's "aww, shucks" attitude or Jade's flighty enthusiasm or Dave and Bro's insane competitiveness.

    It's everywhere.

    How did I not notice this connection before?
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    It's heartbreaking.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Rose and her mom?

    Yeah. It really is.

    But the fridge bit is still surreal and classic.
  • edited 2014-11-02 22:05:59
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Maplehoof!

    :3
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I forgot about the first time John beats up an Imp. That was fun!

    Bunnykind Abstratus.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Oh, hi, Nannasprite!
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    The music for the Skaia sequences is lovely.
  • Oh man reading this thread sends me into dangerous fits of nostalgia
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    A brass door knocker and your father's pornography collection.

    Oh dear. That would be quite a sprite.

    Kexruct said:

    Oh man reading this thread sends me into dangerous fits of nostalgia

    I think I might be getting more out of this story on the second read than the first. I know about your... nostalgia thing, but trust me: It's a whole new ball-game.
  • Huh.

    I've made some small attempts at rereading but... yeah. It's difficult.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Like what I just mentioned about the resonance between the troll session and the human session, for instance. I would not have caught all of those details in that way the first time around.

    Anyway: Smuppet paranoia. PLUSSSSSHHHH RUMMMMPSSSSS.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Also: Dave has an And It Don't Stop wallpaper on his phone! Called it!
  • edited 2014-11-02 23:27:19
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    And the "warned you about stairs" jokes begin.

    I think that Homestuck's detractors could easily get as much mileage out of declaring it a postmodernist piece as its rabid fans. I mean, setting aside the insane ouroboros that is the latter part of Act 6, the in-jokes and cross-references and cut-outs are exceptionally self-indulgent. But at the same time... they aren't, because the self-indulgence is self-aware and funny. But then, "funny" is subjective, and a lot of people don't vibe with this kind of humour. But whatever.
  • people who hate artistic self-indulgence are the worst sorts of people
  • edited 2014-11-02 23:33:20
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    But then, I really like that the characters have their own stupid in-jokes that they actually find funny, and they're actually funny and have context. It's very real, and hard to do in most fiction, but Hussie really knows how to use the Internet as a medium to convey things like that. And it's endearing and speaks to the characters, too, which is a plus.

    ^ Even Vonnegut said that the guidelines of minimalism and restraint are meant to be ignored so long as you know how to be minimal and restrained.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    You know what? I think that one of the biggest reasons that I love this comic is that it and the Lamezone comics (and House of Leaves) helped drill into me that gross sprawl can be beautiful if everything feels like it adds up or at least has thematic symmetry, and that hypertext and format warping can help make that sprawl feel coherent and vivid and make it feel like it has a purpose and a power.
  • More than anything, Homestuck is interesting and self-assured. Hussie is a good ass author, and he knows how to make messy stuff work.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    There are many parts where I understand where people have an issue or two (or a baker's dozen), but I feel like the constant reversals of reversals are more purposeful than they immediately seem.
  • edited 2014-11-02 23:57:34
    I think to take issue with the small stuff is hugely counterproductive. Homestuck is all about the big pictures, and in the big picture Homestuck is a wonderful thing.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I think it's perfectly valid to take issue with the little details if they make it hard for you to enjoy the big picture. But I digress.

    Reading break! Probably for the night, but I dunno.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    And we are back to the races!

    I am now on a conversation that I did not know I was waiting for all this time.

    TG: i am enrobed in chafing, wriggling god fucking damned puppet pelvis 
    TG: an obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face 
    TT: Let's put this into perspective. You put up with the puppet prostate because you love it. 
    TT: Also, coarse is a good word. 
    TG: you dont seem to harbor any sympathy for the fact that ive burrowed fuck deep into lively, fluffy muppet buttock 
    TG: im whirling in the terrible cyclone at the epicenter of my own personal holocaust of twitching foam noses 
    TG: its like a fucking apocalypse of perky proboscis here 
    TG: like 
    TG: the proboscalypse i guess 
    TT: Are you going to start rapping about this? 
    TG: what no 

    YES.
  • coarse is a good word
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    It is.

    Is it weird that all the little notes and things that John's dad left behind make me kind of sad?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Good.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    More fun with the Hash Map Modus.

    I kind of wish I had a magical cataloguing and storage system.
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