Odradek listens to the top 50 Conservative rock songs

Obā-san

Justice4243

Odradek said:

Bumping this to remind myself to update soon.

You have failed, sir.

Odradek

I know.

Justice4243

There's still time to expose yourself to songs that may or may not actually be conservative.

Odradek

BACK FROM THE DEAD BITCHES

#32: Keep Your Hands To Yourself by the Georgia Sattelites

Is it good: It's okay. Kind of a country rock thing. The chorus is memorable, to a degree but not much else is.

Is it Conservative: Maybe? It's a guy talking about how his girlfriend won't have sex with him, but I'm not sure if we're supposed to make the judgement that the girlfriend is in the right.

#31: Small Town by John Mellencamp

Is it good: I feel like I should hate this more than I do, but I don't really dislike it. Or like it. It's background music, basically.

Is it Conservative: The singer is proud of being from a small town so maybe? I guess?

#30: You Can't Be Too Strong: by Graham Parker

Is it good: Eh. It kind of comes off as being weird and too personal. I don't like it much.

Is it conservative: Definitely pretty anti-abortion, I think, It's hard to come to any other conclusion.

29:The Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Iron Maiden

Is it good?: It's an Iron Maiden song. If you like Iron Maiden, I have to say it's not their best, but it's not bad. I didn't listen tot he whole 13 minute thing so it might become really awesome halfway through or something,

Is it Conservative:

It's there because it's a literary classic. That's it.

Justice4243

It's pretty much the entire story in song form...

Also, "bwah?!"

Imipolex G

should've picked "The Number of the Beast"