a summary of the entirety of Hideaki Anno's masterpiece "Neon Genesis Evangenesis"

ACT ONE
MISATO: I am lady with father issues

SHINJI: I am a disaffected young lad who was neverl oved by anyone

GENDO: I am Hayao Miyazaki

REI: I have bandage

SHINJI: Father why am I here

GENDO: get in the robot, Shonji

Shinjo: you know you never actually said that in the show

REI: I have bandage

SHINJI: ok I will get in the robot

SHINJI: oh god being in the robot sucks

EVERYONE: but you MUST be in the robot

Hideako INNO: robot is a metaphor

EVANGELION UNIT 1 (secretly): actually I'm not a robot I'm shinji's mom

RAMIEL: 💠

MISATO: I will use LIGHTNING OF ALL OF JAPAN TO POWER ROBOT'S GUNN

SHINHN: oh god i have to fire gun

SHONJON: oh god I fired gun

REI: :)

SEELE: we are ominous

JET ALONE: haha stomp stomp

ACT TWO

ASUKA: I am angry for trauma reasons!!!!

SHINJIA: I am scared for trauma reasons!!!!

REI: I have bandage?

MIASOT: we're going to have you do jazzercise for combat reasons

HIDEAKO ANNO: MAGMA DIVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SHINJI: haha what's up with that weird marble

WEIRD MARBLE: *eats shinji*

EVERYONE: ah fuck

SUZUHARA:

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Comments

  • There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.
    I got bored and didint' finish this so the thread title is a lie now
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