a summary of the entirety of Hideaki Anno's masterpiece "Neon Genesis Evangenesis"
ACT ONE
MISATO: I am lady with father issues
SHINJI: I am a disaffected young lad who was neverl oved by anyone
GENDO: I am Hayao Miyazaki
REI: I have bandage
SHINJI: Father why am I here
GENDO: get in the robot, Shonji
Shinjo: you know you never actually said that in the show
REI: I have bandage
SHINJI: ok I will get in the robot
SHINJI: oh god being in the robot sucks
EVERYONE: but you MUST be in the robot
Hideako INNO: robot is a metaphor
EVANGELION UNIT 1 (secretly): actually I'm not a robot I'm shinji's mom
RAMIEL: 💠
MISATO: I will use LIGHTNING OF ALL OF JAPAN TO POWER ROBOT'S GUNN
SHINHN: oh god i have to fire gun
SHONJON: oh god I fired gun
REI: :)
SEELE: we are ominous
JET ALONE: haha stomp stomp
ACT TWO
ASUKA: I am angry for trauma reasons!!!!
SHINJIA: I am scared for trauma reasons!!!!
REI: I have bandage?
MIASOT: we're going to have you do jazzercise for combat reasons
HIDEAKO ANNO: MAGMA DIVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SHINJI: haha what's up with that weird marble
WEIRD MARBLE: *eats shinji*
EVERYONE: ah fuck
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