Do you have too many Smarties to eat them all on your own?

Well, you're in luck! For only $14.99 a month, you can subscribe to Princess Alice's new Smartie-eating service!

Princess Alice: She eats the Smarties so you don't have to!!

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  • I have no Smarties :(
  • “And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.” – Roald Dahl
    I can fix that.

    If you donate $2, I'll buy a bag of Smarties rolls, and I'll even go to the trouble of eating them all for you so you don't have to deal with them!
  • this seems shady
  • American or British?
  • “And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.” – Roald Dahl
    Tell you what, Imi: I'll give you a free trial. Just provide me your credit card details, and I'll eat all the Smarties that come into your possession for the next month free of charge. After one month, the service will auto-renew at a rate of $14.99 per month plus a $2.00 candy wrapper disposal fee.


    Crystal said:

    American or British?

    I'll eat both!
  • what if I want to eat my own Smarties
  • I make little walls and hills out of the smarties.  When I have a lot I'll try to connect four walls to make a fort.
  • “And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.” – Roald Dahl

    what if I want to eat my own Smarties

    Why would you want to go to all that time and effort? What if something goes wrong? Some things are best left to the professionals.


    Aliroz said:

    I make little walls and hills out of the smarties.  When I have a lot I'll try to connect four walls to make a fort.

    Are you confusing Smarties with Legos again?
  • kill living beings
    No.
  • Aliroz said:

    I make little walls and hills out of the smarties.  When I have a lot I'll try to connect four walls to make a fort.


  • vtkvtk
    embrace the confusion
    "Too many Smarties to eat them all on your own"? I didn't think such a quantity existed.

    Another disposal method: pulverize the Smarties and sell the powder on the street, preferably to kids who don't know what cocaine is supposed to smell like
  • “And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.” – Roald Dahl
    I sure hope you're not implying this is just a cynical scam on my part in an attempt to get people to pay me to eat their candy.
  • I eat smarties all the time... Oh, you mean the crappy chalk smarties.

    Meh, I eat all the British smarties to myself. Don't need a professional to do it for me. 
  • imo smarties and rockets are both good
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