You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I can fix that.
If you donate $2, I'll buy a bag of Smarties rolls, and I'll even go to the trouble of eating them all for you so you don't have to deal with them!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Tell you what, Imi: I'll give you a free trial. Just provide me your credit card details, and I'll eat all the Smarties that come into your possession for the next month free of charge. After one month, the service will auto-renew at a rate of $14.99 per month plus a $2.00 candy wrapper disposal fee.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
"Too many Smarties to eat them all on your own"? I didn't think such a quantity existed.
Another disposal method: pulverize the Smarties and sell the powder on the street, preferably to kids who don't know what cocaine is supposed to smell like
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I sure hope you're not implying this is just a cynical scam on my part in an attempt to get people to pay me to eat their candy.
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Another disposal method: pulverize the Smarties and sell the powder on the street, preferably to kids who don't know what cocaine is supposed to smell like