The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Odradek

  2016-12-07 00:52:35

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Did you know that in Brazil, due to a weird legal deal, you can still buy a new Sega Genesis
• Klinotaxis

  2016-12-07 00:52:39

  kill living beings
  

  aliroz's age is one over the chaitin constant for ais's turing machine
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-12-07 00:53:41

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  Odradek said:

  Did you know that in Brazil, due to a weird legal deal, you can still buy a new Sega Genesis

  what is this legal detail
• Toolsie

  2016-12-07 00:54:30

  ಠ_ಠ

  I like my birthday because it has a nice ring to it: 22/07/94
• Aliroz

  2016-12-07 00:54:32

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Odradek said:

  Did you know that in Brazil, due to a weird legal deal, you can still buy a new Sega Genesis

  Wait, what?

  
  

  That's just bizarre.
• Imipolex G

  2016-12-07 00:55:52

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I thought it was the Sega Master System that was still available in Brazil.
  
• Princess Alice

  2016-12-07 00:59:45

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  should I feel guilty for leaving work early because I was sick
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-12-07 01:00:54

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  no
• Crystal

  2016-12-07 01:02:46

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Yarrun XIX said:

  no
• Aliroz

  2016-12-07 01:04:43

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Crystal said:

  Yarrun XIX said:

  no

  Do you want your coworkers to get sick?
• Obā-san

  2016-12-07 01:04:51

  
  

  yes (*whaps you*) BACK TO WORK, SLAVE ORPHAN, OR YOU SHALL HAVE NO GRUEL
• Anonus

  2016-12-07 01:05:21

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Crystal said:

  Yarrun XIX said:

  no
• Section42L

  2016-12-07 01:06:15

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Crystal said:

  Yarrun XIX said:

  no
• Odradek

  2016-12-07 01:08:32

  My dreams exceed my real life

  http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/brazil-is-a-video-game-alternate-universe-where-sega-beat-nintendo
• Aliroz

  2016-12-07 01:08:50 edited 2016-12-07 01:32:45

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Tamlin said:

  yes (*whaps you*) BACK TO WORK, SLAVE ORPHAN, OR YOU SHALL HAVE NO GRUEL

  
  

  -in comes the CRUELTY SQUAD, beginning to sing-

  
  
  
  Centie is an orrrrrrrrrr-phan

  
  

  Centie is an orrrrrrrrrr-phan

  
  

  When you think about it, it's really her fault

  
  

  for not having parents, she's not worth her salt

  
  

  It's widows and orphans we trip every day

  
  

  because poverty's vale is where they shall stay

  
  

  Ha ha haaaaaaaa, no parents

  
  

  ha ha haaaaaaaa, no parents

  
  

  ha ha haaa-THUNK
• Odradek

  2016-12-07 03:12:20

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• Klinotaxis

  2016-12-07 03:16:07

  kill living beings
  

  still creepy
  
• Imipolex G

  2016-12-07 04:15:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I think I saw that thing in Atomic Runner Chelnov
  
• Klinotaxis

  2016-12-07 05:22:16

  kill living beings
  

  people. i was watching youtube videos and a commercial happened. some film. then it was like "Google [name of film] trailer". i just watched an ad for a trailer and help.
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-12-07 05:49:22

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  welcome to the future motherfucker
• Imipolex G

  2016-12-07 06:10:35

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  the decline of western civilization part 7,092
  
• Obā-san

  2016-12-07 06:13:02

  
  

  declining from where to what
  
• Imipolex G

  2016-12-07 06:13:19

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  only future generations will know
  
• Solstace

  2016-12-07 06:38:33

  http://www.twitter.com/xeniera

  I can't believe i remembered my login.  No one remembers me anyway.
• Obā-san

  2016-12-07 06:39:04

  
  

  i do very vaguely
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-12-07 06:39:41

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Try and jog our memories.
• Solstace

  2016-12-07 06:40:53

  http://www.twitter.com/xeniera

  I remember Yarrun, vaguely.  I'd rather not jog memories because lol previous forums
• Crystal

  2016-12-07 06:42:50

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Squawks and demands tributes

  
  

  Oh and hi I guess.
• Klinotaxis

  2016-12-07 06:43:35

  kill living beings
  

  oh yeah you got banned for hacking the site to advertise that kim possible bitcoin thing
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-12-07 06:43:48

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Oh, the past comes up to throttle all of us in time. Jog away.
• Solstace

  2016-12-07 06:43:50

  http://www.twitter.com/xeniera

  I already gave you your birdseed.  You only get one tribute from me per day, and they don't accumulate if you don't  redeem everyday.
• Solstace

  2016-12-07 06:44:23

  http://www.twitter.com/xeniera

  Klinotaxis said:

  oh yeah you got banned for hacking the site to advertise that kim possible bitcoin thing
  

  this is 1/3 correct?  Kinda?
• Crystal

  2016-12-07 06:44:48

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Solstace said:

  I already gave you your birdseed.  You only get one tribute from me per day, and they don't accumulate if you don't  redeem everyday.

  Oh fine, fiiiine.
• Imipolex G

  2016-12-07 06:46:32

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  the winter solstace has arrived
• Solstace

  2016-12-07 06:46:56

  http://www.twitter.com/xeniera

  Sup Imi-G, long time no see
• Imipolex G

  2016-12-07 06:47:37

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I am being my usual self and accomplishing next to nothing
• Anonus

  2016-12-07 06:48:03

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  hi
• Princess Alice

  2016-12-07 06:48:10

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Hi Solstace!
• Toolsie

  2016-12-07 06:50:44

  ಠ_ಠ

  boop
• Solstace

  2016-12-07 06:55:01 edited 2016-12-07 06:56:36

  http://www.twitter.com/xeniera

  

  
  

  and with that i think i'm going to forget my login for another three years.  See you guys around.
• Obā-san

  2016-12-07 06:56:22

  
  

  something about the animation in that gif screams "explicitly christian direct-to-DVD animated feature" to me
  
  even if nothing else about it does
  
• Crystal

  2016-12-07 06:57:48

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  RIP.
• Imipolex G

  2016-12-07 06:58:03

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  see ya solstace
• Princess Alice

  2016-12-07 07:04:34

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Cheshire, Ohio before and after the AEP buyout. Wow.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  
• lee4hmz

  2016-12-07 07:09:13

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  What exactly prompted the buyout?
• Princess Alice

  2016-12-07 07:12:51

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  lee4hmz said:

  What exactly prompted the buyout?

  Pollution from the nearby coal power plant. Residents sought legal action against AEP and AEP was like "hey, we could use the land anyways!" so they bought everybody out and demolished the buildings
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-12-07 12:59:25

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  Solstace said:

  I can't believe i remembered my login.  No one remembers me anyway.

  I follow you on twitter!

  
  

  hi Solstace
• Odradek

  2016-12-07 15:46:19

  My dreams exceed my real life

  http://www.cracked.com/article_24413_5-science-facts-you-learned-in-kindergarten-are-wrong.html

  
  

  This is terrible and everyone involved should feel ashamed
• Tanya

  2016-12-07 16:23:32

  Pizza Dog

  
• Odradek

  2016-12-07 16:43:07

  My dreams exceed my real life

  http://www.clickhole.com/article/modern-day-mulan-turns-out-old-sick-orangutan-gara-5218