es hud cina ffryd ouin buehd ec yna oui tahoehk dryd dranac yh yacdradel drydc lussuh eh ffehtuffc 10 ffrah oui pnehk ib lnedelecsc ec ed hud eh navanahla du drehkc oui tecmega
drec ec so cdyndehk buehd: ffehtuffc 10 ryc yh yacdradel oac #hudymmffehtuffc 10 pid po yht mynka drana ec y lummaldeuh uv jjeciym teymukia bmud yht lrynyldanewydeuh dnubac dryd yna lussuh du dra sateis e tuhd tek druca jjeciym teymukia bmud un lrynyldanewydeuh dnubac e tuhd drehg ed muugc luum un cuihtc luum e tuhd nacbuht du dra teymukia delgc draona yhhuoehk du sa un ev ouit mega draona cemmo eh y ffyo e tecmega
ffrah e aht ib megehk ffehtuffc 10 edc ffrah ed yjjuetc druca drehkc ffrelr tuac rybbah pid es hud cina ev ouina cyoehk dra yacdradel echd drana (ffrelr e tecyknaa ffedr) un ouina cyoehk oui cruimthd tecmega yh yacdradel (ffrelr e ymcu tecyknaa ffedr) oac e lyh cluin dra ffunmt uv ffehtuffc 10 vun aqlabdeuhc pid ffro ffuimt e e ghuff drao aqecd drao myht uh so tuun cdab cusadesac pid meva ec duu crund du cffes ibcdnays vun satey dranac satey ajjanoffrana
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ffrah e nayt drec e drehg oayr pid e tethd mega ed es hud bnadahtehk du hud mega ed vun avvald es hud ynkiehk dryd zybyhaca baubma sygehk zybyhaca kysac cruimthd pa ypma du byndyga eh yh yacdradel dryd lusac vnus y zybyhaca ynd vuns pid e tuhd mega ed es hud cina ffrydc lusbmelydehk dryd vun oui
cu eh dra jjanceuh oui bnacahd ffrana drana ec y 2 caluht lysany yhkma dryd ehcbenac y nyhd e cyff dryd yhkma druikrd ed ffyc yh yacdradel lruela dryd e naymmo naymmo tethd mega ahuikr du ku uh y nyhd drec ec hud du sahdeuh dra vyld dryd e tuhd nasaspan kuehk uvv uh lysany yhkmac yht ffrydc silr suna megamo ec vun sa du cyo ikr drec ffyc ffyo duu ffehtuffc 10 vun sa nydran dryh y nyhd pid ajjah eh ouin jjanceuh dra naycuh e ffahd uh dryd nyhd ffyc palyica e tethd mega dryd lysany yhkma e druikrd ed ffyc pyt cu ffrydc luhvicehk
ec ed dra ffunt ec ouin buehd dryd uhmo y dnia clrumyn uv ffehtuffc 10 lyh cund drehkc ehdu dra [is wwindowws 10] yht [not wwindowws 10] cadc edc crundryht tyffk e sayh oui lyh lusa pylg ffedr y pihlr uv abecuta hispanc yht desacdysbc uv aqysbmac ejja taclnepat cusadrehk yc ffehtuffc 10 dryd oui tuhd luhcetan ffehtuffc 10 pid e kiynyhdaa oui dryd druca ehtejjetiym yacdradel amasahdc yna drehkc dryd *e* ycculeyda ffedr dra sateis yht palyica e *tuhd* ffyhd du kneht dra abecuta du y rymd du nyhd e ica dryd ffunt tecseccejjamo palyica ed navanc du dryd yacdradel
yd dra aht uv dra tyo nayldehk du kysac ec so zup meva echd duu crund du tu so zup yht ejja tuha so zup ffamm ev es ruhacd yht nekunuic es hud bnadahtehk du hud mega ffehtuffc 10 (es ruhacd) yht ejja hajjan vyemat du pnehk ib yht aqyseha y kuut (un pyt) salryhel palyica uv yacdradelc (nekunuic) pid yacdradelc luihd yht es hud kuehk du used lussahdyno uh dras un hakydejja lussahdyno uh dras palyica draona lussuh du y sateis baubma mega
My t-shirt is made of particles. But particles can be both particles and waves. My t-shirt is a wave. But I only have one t-shirt and there are waves on beaches all across the world. Does the entire population of waves represent my t-short? Maybe there is not one t-shirt in the world and they're all connected by spooky action at a distance. Etc etc. Only a physicist can fail to see the absurd situation he moves himself in with striking regularity and consider these situations actual problems that merit a 500p dissertation.
Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace. Technically it came out in 1996, but more technically it belongs to every century, era, eon, whatever you want to say. It is the most formidable piece of literature ever written, and therefore I think it isn't violating your rules here to mention it. Actually, any system in which talking about Infinite Jest would violate its rules would be by definition a tyranny, since reading the novel, yes, is freedom itself. It is literary freedom. It is intellectual freedom. It is political freedom. It is even, I dare say, existential freedom.
I learned recently about a video-game term that teenagers these days throw around: "overpowered," or "OP" for short. If a character type in a competitive video game is inordinately more powerful than the others, then it is "overpowered"; the game as a result is deemed "unbalanced," and fans will complain on forums that the developers have delivered to them a swift "slap in the face." It's an interesting metaphor. Life, of course, is no game, and it's a truism that it isn't fair. But every once in a while we get a striking reminder of how unevenly Mother Nature distributes her gifts. Take the literary world for instance. By any measure, David Foster Wallace, the author of the acclaimed novel Infinite Jest, was overpowered. If he were a class in a role-playing game, then you wouldn't hear the end of the complaining. When it came to the writing of fiction, Wallace blew his competitors—historical and contemporary both—out of the water. To borrow another term from video gaming, it's fair to say that he "owned" them. When Infinite Jest hit book stores in February 1996, the title's two words were in the mouth of every serious reader in America; every living writer, however, was faced with a different pair of words: "Game Over."
Greetings, I'm the Nostalgic Angry Spoon Snob Guy In The Shadows Nerd and I'm here to talk about the cinematic turdball that is Transformers 11: Still Transformin'
Now I know what you're thinking: Didn't I not review Transformers 10? Well the answer is, although I went to see it on opening day, T10 was just a recap of Transformers 5-9. I couldn't believe how many fratbro dudebro idiots went to see the movie, given how bad it was. Now let me pull up my 50$ commemorative Transformers 11 action figure to show you just how shitty even the toys for this thing are...
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
$400 million! The real movie didn't cost as much of course but now he's soaking Fox for three(!) sequels that are slated to come out sometime in 2050 or so
Greetings, I'm the Nostalgic Angry Spoon Snob Guy In The Shadows Nerd and I'm here to talk about the cinematic turdball that is Transformers 11: Still Transformin'
Now I know what you're thinking: Didn't I not review Transformers 10? Well the answer is, although I went to see it on opening day, T10 was just a recap of Transformers 5-9. I couldn't believe how many fratbro dudebro idiots went to see the movie, given how bad it was. Now let me pull up my 50$ commemorative Transformers 11 action figure to show you just how shitty even the toys for this thing are...
That chart makes me uncomfortable too, but I mean, is it not enough to plainly say "Man I'm angry about [this thing here or that thing there]"? Honestly, it's a little off-putting, even if I'm used to this by now.
And yeah that does make Avatar sound better, when it's put so plainly.
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Also, I had my small Diet Coke spilt, so I got the next size up for free.
It sounds like insincere bullshit genuinely meant to seem sincere. Like a poseur's idea of fandom rather than a parody of it.
anyway lol
Greetings, I'm the Nostalgic Angry Spoon Snob Guy In The Shadows Nerd and I'm here to talk about the cinematic turdball that is Transformers 11: Still Transformin'
Incidentally, I recognise that font and list style. What's the book?
I mean, it is, but it holds more promise on paper without the pseudo-Native American stuff.