The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I have a walk-in closet in my room at my mom's house. Basically the only good thing about this room.

    At my previous house I didn't have a closet.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    There.

    Now to choose between actually continuing to write the episode I was working on, or further detailing minutia on the wiki.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    is a walk-in closet like an entire room that's all closet?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This episode is called From the Diary of Butterscotch Cinnamon Sweets and is not about magical girl shenanigans, but is instead Butterscotch narrating her experience of a manic episode and the subsequent lack of energy.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Why does it feel like Friday?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also, should I feel guilty for using my own weird hybrid format for this comic script instead of the industry standard format?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Didn't you have a work thing recently? Maybe that's part of it.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Didn't you have a work thing recently? Maybe that's part of it.

    That...is probably it, yeah.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Also, should I feel guilty for using my own weird hybrid format for this comic script instead of the industry standard format?

    You'll expect my answer to be "no," so no.
  • kill living beings
    Tachyon said:

    is a walk-in closet like an entire room that's all closet?


    basically
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    I hereby propose a motion in which all "Is it bad that I x" style questions are responded to in the form of capybaras.
  • Tachyon said:

    is a walk-in closet like an entire room that's all closet?

    Yes, though not as large as your phrasing makes it sound.

    (Despite the name, I'd have to remove most of its contents if I wanted to fit in it.)
  • kill living beings
    Oride
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You're awfully calm for someone who's about to get eaten
  • i have a handsome ferret to defend me
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Every day Rocky Balboa calls me about how one of these days he'll finally beat Julian at arm wrestling
  • I've gotten two coachings in the past month from the same manager (after a year of work without incident). The first one was for two nights (both of which where I was pretty much carrying the person I was working with and STILL finished on time.) and the one that happened today concerned last night (where I also finished on time)
  • Why am I so easy to target. What makes people so willing to fuck me over
  • kill living beings
    Twenty four hours of lemons
  • Kexruct said:

    Why am I so easy to target. What makes people so willing to fuck me over

    you don't look physically intimidating and are a pretty nice person.

    Unfortunately those are also qualities people look for in a scapegoat.

    If it makes you feel any better I'm familiar with the "being lectured so that other employees don't have to be" position.
  • edited 2016-06-23 07:30:16
    It wasn't a public lecturing or anything

    Its also my second strike. One more coaching and I'm fired. At this rate I cannot keep working with this manager. I'm going talk to the store manager and see if I can get moved or get him in trouble because this isn't fair. Not that it'll work of course because fuck Walmart and fuck my life
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Sends you all of the luck and good wishes she can
  • For two days in a row, I have arrived at work at 8:49. I go to sign in, and as soon as I have signed in and put the pen down, the clock ticks over to 8:50.

    I am a time lord.
  • I'm so angry and bitter about everything right now

    I'm even thinking back to high school. Fuck.
  • I'm just so so resentful. All everyone tells me is that I make too many excuses but you know what? I try so fucking hard and I can't manage anything because every step of the way my mental illness or my propensity for finding abusive people is there waiting with a proverbial bat to bash in my proverbial knees.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    you try harder than I do, I break down at adversity
  • Doesn't matter. What all do I have to show for it? All I've done for MONTHS is survive
  • Not like anyone cares. All that vast swathes of people see me as is that kinda funny really loud annoying guy who didn't belong in AP English who made a lot of stupid mistakes, continuing to make stupid mistakes who is too lazy to go to college
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm sorry
  • Kexruct said:

    Doesn't matter. What all do I have to show for it? All I've done for MONTHS is survive

    Sometimes the best one can do for a while is hold on. It's a common enough reality. From my perspective, though, simply surviving independently in this context is its own accomplishment. More is expected of us than was expected of our parents, but we have fewer resources with which to meet those expectations, and those resources continue to dwindle under a variety of strains. It's not like I can help in any truly pragmatic fashion, but even a robot utilitarian like me can see that your distress is 100% valid. 

    Although I do note that you're not doing the unhealthy thing and self-hating over it.  
  • Don't you just hate it when you're working, showing school children around, and you suddenly want to find a quiet place to cry.
  • I can't do this.

    I can't keep my mask on anymore.
  • Found a quite place to have my meltdown.

    At least, until someone walked in.

    I really shouldn't cry in the bathrooms.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Current status: Internet connection being throttled for nonpayment

    See, my ISP is cruel...they don't immediately shut off your internet when your bill is past due, they just make it intolerably slow for a while :|
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Little known fact, the UK is controlled by a shadowy cabal of geowizards.

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  • ...

    Stop the planet, I want to get off.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    so much violence these days
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Um
  • fight. dream. horse. love.
    Can't think of anything I want to read less than that
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Fifty Shades of Grey
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Nope, still would rather read Fifty Shades of grey than have people die.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I think you're referring to something different from what I'm referring to.
  • edited 2016-06-23 17:52:45
    My dreams exceed my real life
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  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    OPINION: Are Dingo Pictures Films Their Own YouTube Poops?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's really weird to me to look back at stuff from the 1990s and see how dated it looks in retrospect

    Because, like, anything from 1996 onwards? I was there! I was old enough that I can remember those times now! So it's really weird how, at the time, it all just seemed "regular" but now you look back and go "wow, that's so '90s"

    I guess this is true of all decades, but the point I'm making is more about how I feel weird about aging, than the '90s itself
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    stuff from even earlier, the late 1970s and early 1980s, actually seems less dated than stuff from the late 1990s and early 2000s these days
  • kill living beings
    Odradek said:

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    Nice

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