The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Bacon explosion? Is that anything like the Kentucky Meat Shower?
  • No, it's more like the meat equivalent of Death by Chocolate.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Apparently the meat appeared to be beef, but two locals who tasted it stated that it tasted like mutton or venison.
    Mysterious meat falls from the sky? Let's see what it tastes like!

    [insert Kentucky joke here]
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I sure wish whoever it was hadn't fucked up the cover of Led Zeppelin III
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Mom called me for something and I couldn't hear then she insulted me.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Your mom seems difficult to get along with.
  • In fact, she sounds like...

    image

    ...a bitch.
  • edited 2012-03-30 00:53:28
    The sadness will last forever.
    ^ ^ and ^ Yeah, she is.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Dear Mr. Queequeg you have been informed your life's been saved
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Ishmael/Queequeg OTP
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Rule of Rose is around 100+ dollars?!

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU-
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Lung cancer?

    -shrug-
  • edited 2012-03-30 01:29:51
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  • Ooooooh what a beeeautiful mooooorrrning!
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's technically morning where I am, if you define morning as "anything after 12:00 am".
  • Final day of school today, and then a glorious 3 week holiday ^_^
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    i get one week after tomorrow!
  • edited 2012-03-30 01:44:35
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^^ lucky
  • edited 2012-03-30 01:57:02

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Going on 2 AM

    I am never, never going to get my sleep back on track.
  • It'll be spent doing revision.

    *cries*
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    None of you remember 1980

    ...I don't either
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  • Erm... Imi?

    I was born in 1994... I wouldn't be able to remember 1980 if I tried!

    ...

    My parents married in the 80's. I think.
  • edited 2012-03-30 01:51:57
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I used to want to experience more of the 90s than I did, and wanted to have been born ten years earlier than I was. And live in California (first Los Angeles, then San Francisco, but I had reservations because SF had only one network O&O for much of the 90s).
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  • Hey Imi:

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I used to want to experience more of the 90s than I did, and wanted to have been born ten years earlier than I was. And live in California (first Los Angeles, then San Francisco, but I had reservations because SF had only one network O&O for much of the 90s).
    Now you just need to find a magical genie who will grant you three wishes!
  • @Squid: nice avatar. Snape is awesome.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Born in 1994? In a sense, I was too.

    Now to watch Haven's video
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Me = MCMXC

    Anonus = MCMXCIV

    Your roman numeral is cooler-looking than mine. >:(
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Funny, that song started playing in my head as soon as I typed "genie".
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "Time is meaningless and yet it is all that exists."

    Yes
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I was born in 1993.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...You know at times I'm tempted to make an openly-editable Google Docs file where we can list our ages, locations (as vague or precise as you like), and gender identities.
  • edited 2012-03-30 02:18:45
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm watching the Sonichu audiobooks again, and damn is the dating education episode hilarious. A teacher that openly flirts with the class! No face-to-face conversations, just IM chats! And the homework involves "practicing" on inanimate objects!

    ahahahahah just how HIGH do you even have to BE just to DO something like that....
  • edited 2012-03-30 02:18:14
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...well, CWC does have so little real world experience that he's the worst person to ask about dating advice...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Watching...audiobooks?
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Jolly good.
  • edited 2012-03-30 02:23:34
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Imi: Watching because Vivian, the girl who posted them, makes snarky comments in YouTube annotations over the audio and pan-and-scan footage of the comic panels.

    As for dating advice...I'm a total derp with one real girlfriend ever and I KNOW MORE ABOUT DATING THAN HIM. As for chatlogs, I've had conversations with Ally with more substance than some of the banal crap he can think of, and we're just good friends at the moment.
  • edited 2012-03-30 02:21:44
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^^^^The Sonichu audiobooks are videos of the comics accompanied by narration.

    ^^Also those.
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