The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    There was almost no meat in that pasta.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I should stop trusting chocolate to not be sweet.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    MachSpeed said:

    I should stop trusting chocolate to not be sweet.

    I would ask for context but this is probably funnier without
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    It's consumer behavior 101: If you can't attain your goal, you go for something else that might, or you change your goal.

    I wanted to eat large chunks of juicy meat. I couldn't get into the Korean barbecue, so I went to a bar burger place and ordered beef mac and cheese. There was precious little meat in it, so I was disappointed.

    I passed by a chocolate shop, and I asked if they had dark chocolate. They said yes, in cocoa bola form, which is a six-dollar round ball of chocolate and biscuit in alternating layers that you break apart with a wooden mallet.

    I tried it, it was nice, but it was too sweet for me to finish it.

    Now I spent a lot of money, and my stomach's bloated, amd I'm still miserable.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Charlie Brown is almost too relatable sometimes.
  • Just woken up from my nap.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Just took my statics final.

    I think I did ok? I didn't do as well as I have on past exams--I ran out of time on one question--but I'm not worried about my overall grade.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Today I saw a quote of such a nature that it shook the very foundations of the world.
    I'm fond of Matlab
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    that's horrendous
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    TBF, being able to bring about the end days would be pretty neat. Get a cool subtitle and everything.

    "Alice, The Endbringer"
  • Trying to use up the food in my fridge and cupboards. Ended up drinking about three glasses of banana milk.
  • voice key incorrect
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    I like how Xenoblade X handles the names of unique monsters. On the weaker end of the scale it has stuff like Ludvik, The Picky Eater, and Melanya, The Sound Sleeper, and then it just steadily escalates to stuff like Go-rha, The Guardian Deity and Trueno, The Cataclysm, and ends with Pharsis, The Everqueen and Telethia, The Endbringer. (Telethia being the strongest thing in the game.)
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Charlie Brown is to checkers as I am to arguments.
  • Tre said:

    voice key incorrect

  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Charlie Hash Browns
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I need something to distract me on this Friday afternoon before I bend under the stress and go into a full-on rant about why I'm entitled to delude myself about how old I am. Or something.

    Any ideas?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    lovemeow.com

    Good answer.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also, nice things about going to a huge college: there are a whole bunch of groups that hand out free coffee and snacks during finals.
  • Also, nice things about going to a huge college: there are a whole bunch of groups that hand out free coffee and snacks during finals.

    That's cool. I wish we had something like that at GSU.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    No, Mr Bond. I expect you to... LIMBO!
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    <rant>
    You are entitled to delude yourself about how old you are because chronological age is not maturity.

    Physically, I am young for my age.  When I was twelve, I had the bone structure of an eight-year-old.  Even now, my fourteen-year-old sister is taller than me.

    I will probably always look younger than I am, and short for my age.

    If I can have a youthful body, you can have a youthful soul/mind/heart.

    For most of human history, the vast majority of people did not know their ages.

    <\rant>


    Aaaaaaaaaanyways, Centie, you could always read The Light Princess by George MacDonald (which is very relevant to your interests and you would adore it).
  • I have the body of a twenty something year old, but the face of a teenager.

    Bathing in the blood of orphans has its advantages.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    If I and my younger sisters all died in a tar pit today, based on our skeletons, anthropologists would conclude that I was the youngest.
  • kill living beings
    i really don't want to go to school
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    i really don't want to go to school

    is it finals for you too?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    My feelings on finals

    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  • kill living beings

    i really don't want to go to school

    is it finals for you too?
    no, that's next week. this is the last day of classes but more importantly work, and work has been very bad
  • I don't have exams until after Christmas, a week before I start Semester Two work.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Health chief states that obesity is as much a threat to the nation's health as terrorism. Daily Mail considers claim "shocking".
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Unrelated:  I kind of hate the movie Inside Out now, because it made everyone hate The Good Dinosaur.

    Dangit people, The Good Dinosaur was a western with dinosaurs set in yellowstone and the surrounding canyons, WHAT MORE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT!

    And this leaves me as the only person who preferred The Good Dinosaur (probably because DINOSAURS).
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i haven't seen either yet.

    How and why did Inside Out make people hate The Good Dinosaur?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    All the punk reviewers be like, "Inside Out was the best, and we were hoping it was a return to form for pixar, but The Good Dinosaur is merely Toy Story or Finding Nemo quality, and we expect Pixar to improve.  The Good Dinosaur is a step down from Inside Out, and this makes it a disappointment.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Oh.

    Well iirc they weren't fans of Brave, either, and that was one of my favourites.  (Although when i got around to seeing Toy Story 3 i could understand why it was so admired.)
  • edited 2015-12-11 18:32:50
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    They're like, "Yeah, there's some absolutely gorgeous visuals and computerized water, But I don't go to the movies to see caomputerized water.  I go to the movies for stories and characters.  The visuals look like extremely expensive screen savers and can't save a movie that can't make me care.  "

    And I'm all like, DINOSAUR WESTERN.  DINOSAUR WESTERN.  DINOSAUR WESTERN.

    And I'm all like, image
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  • Getting on a train soon. Going home for the weekend.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Also, it's basically Danny and the Dinosaur, which was toddler Rozzy's favorite book and still gives me all the d'aaaaaaaaaaaaaww memories.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    "Dinosaur Western" sounds good to me!
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Keep the change. Throw it. Throw it at the Sun. Destroy the wretched day orb.
  • Keep the change. Throw it. Throw it at the Sun. Destroy the wretched day orb.

    o/` I look up to the sun
    and offer my wish to the day star o/`
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Toolsie said:

    I don't have exams until after Christmas, a week before I start Semester Two work.

    I see.

    In America our semesters are usually timed so we have finals in the first half of December, get a nice break for Christmas, then start the next semester when we come back in January.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Because frankly if we had to spend Christmas break worrying about upcoming exams I think we'd all go insane
  • We all wanted our exams after Christmas because we all have coursework deadlines in the last weeks of term, and meeting those deadlines and doing cams would drive us insane
  • WHY AM I SHEDDING HAIRS SO DAMN MUCH?!

    There are hairs everywhere. In my bedroom, in my bathroom, in the kitchen, on my clothes...

    And it's not easy to mask long, red curly strands of hair...
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    random thought: Was I the only one who liked all the different and strange-looking members of the Jedi Council in the prequels?

    I mean, they had a snake-man with a beard where his head should be, a fliping nonsensical giraffe-looking longneck guy, and a pink guy with giant horns.
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