Remember, "rapped" is one letter away from "rappel", and one letter away from "lapped", and is also one letter away from "rasped"; THIS IS NOT A COINCIDENCE.
WHERE ARE THE CANINE ROCK-CLIMBING HOARSE RAPPERS? IS THE REASON YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT THEM IS BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT OF RIPPED NATION IS HIDING SOMETHING?
In 2007, back when I was still an active alcoholic (read: inhumanly and insanely drunk virtually 24/7) who enjoyed enhancing his buzz with illicit pharmaceuticals of all sorts, lamb of god played Hove Fest outside picturesque Arendal, Norway. My guitarist Mark and I were very excited to learn that Clipse was scheduled to play the festival the night before us, and we hoped to arrive in time to catch their set. We didn’t, but got wind of an after party just a block from our hotel, so we cruised over to say hello to our fellow Virginians. As we walked over to the Thornton brothers, I prepared to introduce myself, but Mark just whipped out his driver’s license and threw it on the table in front of them — they immediately knew we had come to represent the home team. Pusha and Malice were super-nice guys, and seemed honestly happy to see some people from home in this odd Nordic setting.
this is what i think of whenever i think about Clipse
The anti-alcohol campaign of the decade: just shove their faces into alcohol vomit. Make them understand that they will have to clean up after their drunk friends at some point.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
The three of us, that is.
Which is to say, I believe I bombed a German presentation because I sacrificed sleep to study for a midterm that was easier than expected.
I survived it
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I wonder whatever happened to the kid in this song
he was a cool guy
With how good "Never Catch Me" and "Deadman's Tetris" were I can't wait to hear it.
notable for featuring Snoop Dogg
five minutes in I notice a woman sitting in her car right near where I'm pacing, presumably watching in fear
can't win
it's unfortunate
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I would not be a good RA. I would just laugh at freshman stupidity until someone got hurt.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
He's okay now, and the janitorial staff is on the case.
But man, there's nothing like the utter horror of alcohol vomit
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead