You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I read an article that made a very convincing argument that Noah was basically presenting a Gnostic reinterpretation of Genesis. So the Creator really did want to kill all of humanity, Noah's family included, because the Creator was actually the Demiurge, not the true supreme being.
Gnosticism is one of my favourite religious strains because it allows both my pessimistic and ecstatic tendencies to have their cake and eat it too.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm worried I've become uncreative
For some reason I was thinking about a Princess Alice adventure that's basically Frozen but in reverse
Princess Alice has to save Christmas by figuring out why there's summer weather in the wintertime
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Good night JZ
Yeah, I'm still thinking up the actual "reason it's summery in December" part
'Cause my first thought (an emotionally disturbed little girl with unchecked magic powers) is too cliche
Colonel-CEO G. Anonus: Your mission is to proceed up the Candy Cane River in a magical Navy patrol boat. Pick up Heat Miser's path at the Five Singers REstauraunt, follow it, and learn what you can along the way. When you find the Miser, infiltrate his team by whatever means available and terminate the Miser's command. Captain-Princess Alice J. Willard: Terminate the Miser? General Mojave: He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable rerun schedule. And he is still in the field commanding troops. Snow Miser: Terminate with extreme prejudice. Colonel G. Anonus: You understand, Princess, that this mission does not exist, nor will it ever exist.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
ALICE: There's no choice. We're going to have to ask Santa Claus for help.
MEREDITH: Ooh, can I come along?
ALICE: Not to state the obvious, Meredith, but...uh...you and Santa Claus aren't exactly on the best terms.
MEREDITH: Aww come on, it wasn't a big deal!
ALICE: You tried to kill him because you thought he was going to usurp the throne.
MEREDITH: Yeah, 35 years ago!
ALICE: You're not invited.
ANONUS: Isn't Santa pretty busy this time of year, anyway?
ALICE: Of course. But I don't know anyone else with the magical abilities to help us through something like this!
Well, you see, Princess. . . In this business, things get confused out there, power, greed, heat, snow. But out there with these Mini-Misers, it must be a temptation to be god. Because there's a conflict in every Miser heart, between the rational and the irrational, between good and evil. And good does not always triumph. Sometimes, the dark side overcomes what Mother Nature called the better angels of our nature. Every Miser has got a breaking point. You and I have one. The Heat Miser has reached his. And very obviously, he has gone insane.
Why? Why would a nice guy like you want to kill a genius? Feeling pretty good, huh? Why? Do you know that the Miser really likes you? He likes you. He really likes you. But he's got something in mind for you. Aren't you cus. He hates it! But the man's a . . . He reads song lyrics out loud, all right. And a voice . . . he likes you, curious about that? I'm curious. I'm very curious. Are you curious? There's something happening out here, man. You know something, man? I know something you that you don't know. That's right, Princess. The Miser is clear in his mind, but his soul is mad. Oh, yeah. He's dying, I think. He hates all this cause you're still alive. He's got plans for you. No, I'm not gonna help you. You're gonna help him, man. You're gonna help him. I mean, what are they gonna say when he's gone? 'Cause he melts when it melts, when it melts, he melts! What are they gonna say about him? He was a kind man? He was a wise man? He had plans? He could melt stuff? Bullshit, man! And am I gonna be the one that's gonna set them straight? Look at me! Look at me! Wrong! [points to the Princess] You!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
(Princess Alice, Prince Anonus, and Lee Payne all sit on the sidewalk of a small town in Centralia, with Chrysanthemum Rose the Unicorn standing nearby.)
ANONUS: I'm just wondering, Alice...do we really need to do this? I mean, winter kinda sucks anyway...why not just let it stay summer?
ALICE: Anony, you're not seeing the big picture. We need winter in our lives.
ANONUS: But why?
ALICE: Well, what about all the wildlife? Let's say you're a bear...are you going to be happy that your hibernation time is gone? I know I'd be upset if I suddenly had to stay awake all year.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I admit, part of this is just that this mental image of all these places in Centralia being draped in Christmas decorations during bright, sunny, hot weather amuses me
Even though I guess that's the reality for a lot of places in the southern hemisphere, it still seems entertainingly out-of-place to my northern-hemisphere self
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So I'm basically just gonna like lie down and play with Google Maps until I fall asleep for now
first one got kinda boring with all the baddies turned off, since I turned them back on and still don't know how the military works I will probably die violently, but oh well.
I have to say that Neon Genesis Evangelion has one of the absolute best opening themes ever. Seriously, it always gets me in a good mood, all motivated to do stuff and dance.
Also, "EVERY SINGLE MISSLE HIT THE TARGET! BUAAAAAAAAH!" is an amazing line and should become a meme. It's just gold, right up there with, "It's a GUNDAM".
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
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at least you have the PARDAY BUS!
problem solved!
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
That being said, I am quite sleepy and have to get up for work. Good night all.
Yarrun answer mine question
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Captain-Princess Alice J. Willard: Terminate the Miser?
General Mojave: He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable rerun schedule. And he is still in the field commanding troops.
Snow Miser: Terminate with extreme prejudice.
Colonel G. Anonus: You understand, Princess, that this mission does not exist, nor will it ever exist.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Always the nights when I need it most
to GIVE
about YOU
about THAT GUY
about THIS PLACE
NO FUCKS
NONE of the FUCKS
*explodes*
PM me if you wanna chat
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, American education system
*sigh*
sorry, I woke up like five hours ago but I'm still super tired for some reason
first one got kinda boring with all the baddies turned off, since I turned them back on and still don't know how the military works I will probably die violently, but oh well.
Do it. :D
Anyways, I have only seen two episodes of neon genesis evangelion. Should I watch the whole thing?
yntkt
This is early for me