The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Salix Babylonika

  2014-07-02 01:50:04

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  in less deeply depressing news
  
  y'all should still buy Shovel Knight
  
  and Magicite, while you're at it
  
• Tre

  2014-07-02 01:51:08

  
  

  -adds to Steam wishlist-
• Hexartes

  2014-07-02 01:52:48

  I found it. I can't believe it. I CAN'T BELIEVE what I have just found. It's like finding a unicorn and a Sasquatch and they're both shinies. Oh OH I can't believe I just found what I just found. OH MAN I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
• Tre

  2014-07-02 01:53:37 edited 2014-07-02 01:53:44

  
  

  KEXRUCT has found THE PUSSY!
• Hexartes

  2014-07-02 01:54:37

  Look at this

  
  

  INCREDIBLE

  
  

  ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENALLY INCREDIBLE

  
  

  I

  
  CANNOT

  
  

  BELIEVE

  
  

  WHAT MY EYES HAVE JUST BEHELD
• Obā-san

  2014-07-02 01:54:47

  
  

  honestly i don't really expect the respect of others, nor do i really care about it.

  
  

  if i could choose any job, i'd be a janitor. clean shit, make 15 bucks an hour, there's a uniform, most people leave you the alone most of the time.

  
  

  but much "more" is expected of me in this life.

  
  

  I COULD BE ANYTHING

  
  

  I AM BRILLIANT, IN THE TOP 0.0SOMETHING PERCENT

  
  

  THE ONLY THING HOLDING MY MOTHER BACK WAS (*vague grumbling noise*) AND

  
  

  
  

  yeah my ranting is stupid whatever
• Quip

  2014-07-02 01:54:58

  Father shall be swallowed by the son, and brother shall be swallowed by brother. 

  (Oh my god, I'm sorry)
• Obā-san

  2014-07-02 01:55:28

  
  

  if i could be anything

  
  

  i would be

  
  

  a fluffy kitty

  
  

  that is the job for me
• Hexartes

  2014-07-02 01:55:36

  I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT

  
  

  IT IS TRULY A MOMENTOUS DAY, YOU SEE FOR I HAVE FOUND THAT MOST RAREST OF CREATURE

  
  

  YOU SEE, JUST NOW, I SPOTTED A WILD "UNIRONIC USE OF THE NEOLOGISM 'WOMYN'"

  
  

  I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT
• Hexartes

  2014-07-02 01:56:05

  Quip said:

  (Oh my god, I'm sorry)

  tsk, tsk
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-07-02 01:56:22

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  I'm going to write up a WIBP about Shovel Knight at least, maybe Magicite as well.
  
• Misery

  2014-07-02 01:57:05

  The sadness will last forever.

  womxn

  
  

  WOMXN
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-07-02 01:57:45

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  my grandma spells it that way but she claims it has something to do with her particular sect of Wicca.
  
• Quip

  2014-07-02 01:58:17

  Father shall be swallowed by the son, and brother shall be swallowed by brother. 

  I'm a bit confused by the description of that blog, but okay
• Misery

  2014-07-02 01:59:25

  The sadness will last forever.

  people who don't care about anything are cool

  
  

  i wish i were like them
• Quip

  2014-07-02 02:00:20

  Father shall be swallowed by the son, and brother shall be swallowed by brother. 

  I can't help but feel like there's something off about changing the spelling, but I'm a boy and we're smelly and stupid*; ergo, I have no right to protest it.
  
  *royal we
• Tre

  2014-07-02 02:02:17

  
  

  it's for the best that that's a royal we, Quip
  
  I smell like oranges and wolf thorns
• Quip

  2014-07-02 02:03:02 edited 2014-07-02 02:03:54

  Father shall be swallowed by the son, and brother shall be swallowed by brother. 

  that's still smelly, it's just a different sort of smelly
  
  it's like wine stink vs. vodka stink: different types of alcohol, but both stink
• Odradek

  2014-07-02 02:09:52

  My dreams exceed my real life

  naney said:

  
  

  
  

  * Bertrand Russel's A History Of Western Philosophy

  This is actually fairly inaccurate.

  
  

  If witty.
• Obā-san

  2014-07-02 02:11:17

  
  

  So I have been told on a few occasions. :/

  
  

  is there anything better you could recommend?
• Odradek

  2014-07-02 02:12:48

  My dreams exceed my real life

  naney said:

  So I have been told on a few occasions. :/

  
  

  is there anything better you could recommend?

  I actually do not know. Copleston maybe?
• Imipolex G

  2014-07-02 02:16:35

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  quote
• Obā-san

  2014-07-02 02:17:00

  
  

  five thousand three hundred and some pages, eh?

  
  

  I have not challenged myself for some time now

  
  

  could be fun. >:3
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-07-02 02:20:24

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  
  
  
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-07-02 02:22:31

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  y'know, I think these Touhous don't really want to fight each other. They just like putting on big fireworks displays
  
• Tre

  2014-07-02 02:24:18

  
  

  that seems to be the case
  
  though it makes you wonder, why not use non-lethal danmaku for that?
• Imipolex G

  2014-07-02 02:26:39

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Pretty sure it is non-lethal; nobody actually seems to die
  
• Tre

  2014-07-02 02:28:44

  
  

  ah, true
  
  though if the witches of Gensokyo acted as real people do, it'd be a bloodbath
• Quip

  2014-07-02 02:29:47

  Father shall be swallowed by the son, and brother shall be swallowed by brother. 

  a colorful, beautiful, and technically complex bloodbath
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-07-02 02:31:50

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-07-02 02:32:06

  kill living beings
  

  porn
• Anonus

  2014-07-02 02:48:21

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Klinotaxis said:

  porn

  TAKE YOUR FILTHY SMUT TO NSFW
• Obā-san

  2014-07-02 02:49:02

  
  

  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-07-02 02:50:43

  kill living beings
  

  legalize balls
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-07-02 03:00:16

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  legalize boobs
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-07-02 03:10:08

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  AU/CA cuddling
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-07-02 03:44:44

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  I love my girlfriend :>
  
• SF_Sorrow

  2014-07-02 03:45:13

  
  

  I love my boyfriend!
• Hexartes

  2014-07-02 03:46:30

  If you love them so much why don't you have them MARRY each other, haw haw
• Hexartes

  2014-07-02 03:47:12

  adamant Seckuren shipper
• Tre

  2014-07-02 03:47:49

  
  

  I love many things, but not romantically
  
  -sigh-
• Hexartes

  2014-07-02 03:48:32

  Watching The Daily Show.

  
  

  Keira Knightley is absolutely beautiful, wow
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-07-02 03:51:32

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  ^^ *pat pat* :o
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-07-02 03:59:56

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-07-02 04:01:51

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-07-02 04:02:43

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-07-02 04:04:44

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  
• Tre

  2014-07-02 04:05:41

  
  

  didn't know Oprah was a Touhou
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-07-02 04:08:16 edited 2014-07-02 04:08:22

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Tre, there is a touhou for everything. :D
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-07-02 04:08:31

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.