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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    mistreating natives even harder (in some ways, sometimes)

    Whoa... :/
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    also these things are relative anyway

    to me Ohio seems interesting

    i don't know anyone else from there
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    i hope it's clear that i meant some of those to be ngative.


    yeah, obviously
  • cool things canada has: healthcare, poutine, some dope-ass tech-death bands, Dudley Do-Right
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    do not cross out Dudley Do-Right

    ROCKY & BULLWINKLE MUST LIVE
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    A problem has been detected and Central Avenue has been shut down to prevent damage to her psyche.

    If this is the first time you've seen this Stop error screen, distract yourself with cartoons. If this screen appears again, follow these steps:

    Check to make sure you've taken your medication. Remove any immediate sources of frustration and anger. Call your friend Eric on Google Talk at 9 in the morning, then restart your computer.

    Technical information:

    *** STOP 0x0000007b 
  • i crossed Dudley out because Rocky & Bullwinkle are Minnesotan

    FURTHER PROOF OF MINNESOTAN SUPERIORITY
  • kill living beings
    #include <errno.h>
    #include <limits.h>
    #include <stdlib.h>

    Library Functions That Set errno and Return an Out-of-Band Error Irs is also a valid return value for successful calls. For example, the strtoul() function returns ULONG_MAX and sets errno to ERANGE if an error occurs. Because ULONG_MAX is a valid return value, errno must be used to check whether an error actually occurred. A program that uses errno for errorndicator

    The C Standard specifies that the functions listed in the following table set errno and return an out-of-band error indicator. That is, their return value on error can never be returned by a successful call.

    A program may set and check errno for these library functions but is not required to do so. The program should not check the value of errno without first verifying that the function returned an error indicator. For example, errno should not be checked after calling signal() without first ensuring that signal() actually returned SIG_ERR.

    The new text describing a ROSE algorithm made me realise that part of this rule is too strict. It says

    A program that uses errno for error checking should set it to zero
    before a library function call and then inspect it before a subsequent
    library function call.

    However, it is only necessary to set errno to zero before the call if
    the value returned by the call as an error indication is also a valid
    return value, as in the strtoul() example with return value ULONG_MAX.

    Also the final statement in the ROSE algorithm is problematic:

    Furthermore, one can check that errno isn't set or tested near a function that doesn't set it, like fopen().

    because there are C99 functions for which C99 doesn't require errno
    to be set but POSIX does. ROSE would need to know whether the code is
    targeted at a pure C99 implementation or a POSIX implementation.

    Functions That Set errno and Return an Out-of-Band Error Indicator

    Function Name

    Return Value

    <strong>errno</strong> Value

    ftell()

    fgetpos(), fsetpos()


    Positive

    mbrtowc<span>()</span>, <span>mbsrtowcs()</span>


    EILSEQ

    signal<span>()</span>


    Posi

    • ate minimum or maximum value is returned, and the value ERANGE is stored in errno. For floating-point conversion functions in the strtod and wcstod families, if an underflow occurs, whether errno acquires the value ERANGE is implementation-defined. If the conversion fails, 0 is returned and errno is not set.
    • The numeric conversion function atof() and those in the atoi family "need not affect the value of" errno.
    • For mathematical functions in &lt;math.h&gt;, if the integer expression math_errhandling &amp; MATH_ERRNO is nonzero, on a domain error, errno acquires the value EDOM; on an overflow with default rounding or if the mathematical result is an exact infinity from finite arguments, errno acquires the value ER

    tive

    wcrtomb<span>()</span>, <span>wcsrtombs()</span>

    (siz

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    monarchy is overrated

    it's not going to make a difference if you don't work in government or the tourist industry

    But it seems like it's a cool thing that I DON'T GET TO HAVE


    Tachyon said:

    also these things are relative anyway

    to me Ohio seems interesting

    i don't know anyone else from there

    Whoa, really? Nothing interesting ever seems to happen here...
  • A problem has been detected and Central Avenue has been shut down to prevent damage to her psyche.


    If this is the first time you've seen this Stop error screen, distract yourself with cartoons. If this screen appears again, follow these steps:

    Check to make sure you've taken your medication. Remove any immediate sources of frustration and anger. Call your friend Eric on Google Talk at 9 in the morning, then restart your computer.

    Technical information:

    *** STOP 0x0000007b 
    shutting down because YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE AWESOME OF THE FROZEN MINNESOTA NORTHLANDS WHICH HAVE MANY LAKES, EH?
  • edited 2014-06-05 00:09:32
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    I think you're also underrating the sheer vastness of the United States. Like, even in Columbus, Ohio, and outside of it, there tons of things you can do. Want liberal places? Well, you know where to go. I know nothing about the social areas about your area, but just within your city I'm pretty sure there's a bunch of stuff to do. Of course, traveling tends to be easier said than done (especially right now), but not once you're out of school with an engineering degree and with a job.

    Canada's also vast and has a bunch of cool places as well, but not all of Canada's like you want it to be, for sure.
  • kill living beings
    nothing happesn anywayhere
  • kill living beings
    inselnull.

    i am not capable of casualtiy. i do not touch human beings and they do not touch me. kill living beings, they say. i feel better than i used to. the world no longer looks to be made of meat. it is made of meat, of course, but this doesnt seem so negiataive to me now. still, i sit unhealthily
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Crystal said:

    I think you're also underrating the sheer vastness of the United States. Like, even in Columbus, Ohio, and outside of it, there tons of things you can do. Want liberal places? Well, you know where to go. I know nothing about the social areas about your area, but just within your city I'm pretty sure there's a bunch of stuff to do. Of course, traveling tends to be easier said than done (especially right now), but not once you're out of school with an engineering degree and with a job.


    Canada's also vast and has a bunch of cool places as well, but not all of Canada's like you want it to be, for sure.
    Well, that's true...

    I do intend to travel the country a bit more when I can, especially since AU has expressed a desire to do the same.

    As it is, though, I feel like (a) I'm trapped here, and (b) I'm just another uninteresting American idiot with nothing special about me.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Ohio's interesting because in some ways it's similar to the culture here, but in other ways not. This applies to all the USA, of course, but Ohio's clearly a lot different from, say, Oregon, or Arizona, or New Jersey.

    You're also in the Great Lakes region which is cool.

    And I don't get to have a president! I'm just stuck with boring old David Cameron.

    And the Queen is an old lady in a silly hat who I know exists, but I've never met her.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    You're not uninteresting and you're not an idiot.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    eeee all of that makes sense

    but i don't really have any response to it other than "that makes quite a bit of sense, old chap"

    or something to that effect
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    humanity
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...

    Crystal said:

    I think you're also underrating the sheer vastness of the United States. Like, even in Columbus, Ohio, and outside of it, there tons of things you can do. Want liberal places? Well, you know where to go. I know nothing about the social areas about your area, but just within your city I'm pretty sure there's a bunch of stuff to do. Of course, traveling tends to be easier said than done (especially right now), but not once you're out of school with an engineering degree and with a job.


    Canada's also vast and has a bunch of cool places as well, but not all of Canada's like you want it to be, for sure.
    Well, that's true...

    I do intend to travel the country a bit more when I can, especially since AU has expressed a desire to do the same.

    As it is, though, I feel like (a) I'm trapped here, and (b) I'm just another uninteresting American idiot with nothing special about me.
    Yeah there are definitely a lot of Americans everywhere, not denying that. That's being pretty disingenuous to what's around you, though. Are there any buses you can take to spend the night several hours away from your city? Any places you haven't visited in person? Or perhaps some road scenery you haven't gotten pictures of yourself? There's a heck of a lot. And to go off of what Tachyon said: I don't have the Ohio State Fair near me, nor is the ComFest, and I sure as sugar don't have any bus system like yours.

    You are also, like Tachyon says, not uninteresting and not an idiot. Maybe the area near you are, but that's got jack all to do with you as a person (and you're a fun, interesting gal).
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    @Crystal: Thanks...

    ...I think I've recovered from my little freakout now.

    I suspect this is largely a result of my ongoing depression
  • there is a new Cannabis Corpse album and it's called From Wisdom To Baked and

    yeah maybe two people are going to get that reference

    fuck
  • it could be worse you could just lie there limply, overcome with sadness about your not being a cat
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    why can't i be a magical near-omnipotent princess in real life

    things would be so much simpler ._.
  • edited 2014-06-05 00:36:04

    i have to study math but my mom keeps screaming at me that i have to study, which makes me want to study less and less even though i really fucking have to study

    i don't even have to study that much, i just need to brush up on the properties of exponents, completing the square and properties of quadratic equations, all dead simple stuff

    but like every time she yells i just can't because like if i do study and then i do do well she's going to yell at more more moving foreward

    like for fucks sake im almost 20 and i got a fucking A in honors algebra when i was 15 or whatever i don't need to be yelled at and harassed to do math anymore
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    shout at her to stop yelling cause you're trying to study
  • this would not be happening if it weren't for the fact that i missed my first ACT date because of her drinking and shit and it kept getting rescheduled and ugh
  • Tachyon said:

    shout at her to stop yelling cause you're trying to study

    bruh that does not work

    she still treats me like i'm 12 and there is no way to respond to her that isn't doing whatever she wants, getting yelled at, or acting like a 12 year old
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Tachyon said:

    shout at her to stop yelling cause you're trying to study

    bruh that does not work

    she still treats me like i'm 12 and there is no way to respond to her that isn't doing whatever she wants, getting yelled at, or acting like a 12 year old
    boy do i EVER know how that goes
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    oh :(
  • i am a fairly charming, articulate, intelligent and reasonable young adult and behaving like that with her produces literally no results. none. zip. nada.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    my brother is playing a mickey mouse game

    i feel like my life has been leased to DISNEY all of a sudden
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I know how that goes
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Naney
    Royal Kitty Cat
    242 Bullwinkle Blvd
    Frostbite Falls
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I can't think of one for Tachyon

    :<
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Well, I'm not a Centralia resident!

    Do you permit dual citizenship?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Of course! Centralian citizenship is granted to Anyone The Princess Likes, because that way it's guaranteed to be Fair and Impartial. #governmentthatworks
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    :D
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also, Capitalization is apparently granted to any words the Princess Wants To Emphasize.
  • i desperately need some good cheese
  • if i have to eat another hunk of sharp cheddar from aldis im gonna have an aneurism i s2g
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i lack interesting heaper quirks

    i am just particle
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I feel strange

    Someone comfort me and explain why I'm not worthless
  • cheddar
    is
    not
    fucking
    traffic
    cone
    orange
  • man im not even a cheese snob im totally ok with having fake-ass cheddar cheese a lot of the time

    but like it's the only thing i've had for years
  • fuck im comfort eating again

    image
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    i lack interesting heaper quirks

    i am just particle

    It's not that you lack interesting heaper quirks

    It's just that yours don't translate well into silly fake street addresses
  • princess can you use your princess magic to whip up a wheel of decent-to-good brie that has negative calories
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Let's write a userscript that wordfilters everything to "Disney"

    Kinda like the Emile virus...anyone remember that?
  • kill living beings
    com lag. star trek: wrath of some fuckign nerd
  • What is the citizenship status of nomadic groups that are not predominantly present on Centralian soil?
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