The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Aliroz said:

    Am I the only one who is sick of the "I am the very model of a modern major general" song?

    And it is, it is, a glorious thing to be a Pirate King!
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Odradek said:

    Aliroz said:

    Am I the only one who is sick of the "I am the very model of a modern major general" song?

    And it is, it is, a glorious thing to be a Pirate King!
    SEe, that's a much better song right there, but noooooooooo; everyone has to do his or her own version of the Modern Major General song.
  • i have had about zero exposure to the pirates of penzance
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    i have had about zero exposure to the pirates of penzance

    Well, I listened to it orfan in my youth; and that kind of thing so suited me

    that now I am the ruler of the queen's navy
  • I think EU4 might just be straight up busted. Thanks Paradox.
  • KJIKJI
    Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!
    A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed 120 people.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    KJI said:

    A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed 120 people.

    Oh, that's awful!
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    one of you people should recommend me a good controller for XBox 360 that will not break and that is less than 200 dollars.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Miko said:

    one of you people should recommend me a good controller for XBox 360 that will not break and that is less than 200 dollars.

    Sell your XBox 360.

    Buy a Sega Genesis and a Gamecube.  Both of those have good controllers.
  • but neither of those play xbox 360 games
  • Miko said:

    one of you people should recommend me a good controller for XBox 360 that will not break and that is less than 200 dollars.

    Cheapest controllers I've found run about twenty five bucks. It's ridiculous. Also the best you can hope for is a reliable controller where the buttons won't break, so maybe the ones actually made by Microsoft are your best bet.
  • here is a solution

    buy 3 regular xbox 360 controllers

    it'll cost you less than 200 dollars, and it'll last you longer than one more expensive controller would
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    but neither of those play xbox 360 games

    Can your XBox 360 play Pac-Man World Two?
  • edited 2014-01-20 18:17:39

    Aliroz said:

    but neither of those play xbox 360 games

    Can your XBox 360 play Pac-Man World Two?
    my xbox 360?



    why would i own an xbox 360?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Aliroz said:

    but neither of those play xbox 360 games

    Can your XBox 360 play Pac-Man World Two?
    my xbox 360?



    why would i own an xbox 360?
    Wait, oh yeah.

    We erased your memory of your XBox 360.  You friggin' loved that thing.

    Sorry, it was part of the Bucket Fracas, with the extra caecilian and too much spaghetti.  I'm surprised that we were able to fit so much sand in one suitcase, myself.  And I'll never forget the look on Section's face when the helicopter came.
  • Odradek said:

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    i want to buy all the shitty amazon erotica with pun-tastic titles
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Odradek said:

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    My poor triturated eyes!
  • i could never own an xbox 360, it is far too ugly
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know

    Maybe instead of making a blog about bad children's books

    I could make a blog where I "review" (read: take the piss out of) those free Amazon ebooks that would have never made it past a real publisher
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    You know


    Maybe instead of making a blog about bad children's books

    I could make a blog where I "review" (read: take the piss out of) those free Amazon ebooks that would have never made it past a real publisher
    Prolly a good idea too.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The free ones only because no way in hell am I paying for that shit
  • honestly pun-flecked gay cuttlefish erotica is superior to all other forms of literature
  • The free ones only because no way in hell am I paying for that shit

    there is no more worthy destination for your funds
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    honestly pun-flecked gay cuttlefish erotica is superior to all other forms of literature

    I am going to have that carved on your tombstone, you know.

    Assuming you don't outlive me, that is.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    CRAWLINNNNG IN MY CHINNNNNN
    MY HAIR IS VERY THINNNNNN
  • CRAWLINNNNG IN MY CHINNNNNN
    MY HAIR IS VERY THINNNNNN

    Please explain this meme to me.
  • CRAWLINNNNG IN MY CHINNNNNN
    MY HAIR IS VERY THINNNNNN

    the not caring cannot intensify further
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Would I get in trouble with Amazon if I used a "Kindle" pun in my blog title?
  • Kexruct said:

    CRAWLINNNNG IN MY CHINNNNNN
    MY HAIR IS VERY THINNNNNN

    Please explain this meme to me.
    its a man with a chin and thin hair, the "humor" derives from it's forced-ness

    like doge, but instead of having a shiba-inu it has a man with a chin and thin hair
  • Would I get in trouble with Amazon if I used a "Kindle" pun in my blog title?

    you would be stuck with writing about just the insufferable jackass
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Krapperup is a legitimate name, you clods!  Stop giggling!
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Also le thin hair chinman is famous because ylilautans stole Krautchan's 20 million GET with him and they got butt hurt
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Also le thin hair chinman is famous because ylilautans stole Krautchan's 20 million GET with him and they got butt hurt

    There are words.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Tachyon said:



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    Remember this?
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
  • edited 2014-01-20 18:53:20
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    HEY TACHYON DO YOU ALLOW ENFIELDS, BAGWYNS, AMPHISBENES, MUSIMONS, ALLOCAMELLUSSES, AND/OR OPINICUSSES IN BOOKERSTEAD?

    those faces barely even register as faces to me.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
  • edited 2014-01-20 19:09:39
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    How is goodness related to Ice Cream?
    Ice Cream is soapy, awful, no good, very bad, atrocious, malicious, meretricious, and almondy.
    The worst is Almond Ice Cream, I hate that stuff so much.

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    Non-kosher
    I am beginning to suspect ATC is a Cosmic Horror in disguise!


     3705 Adannor, Wed, 20th Mar '13 5:58:38 PM from effin' belarus
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    In your toons, censoring your fanservice.
    In disguise?


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    Vikings
    ATC? What's that stand for? Almonds Taste Crappy?

    710 Moth 13, Wed, 20th Mar '13 7:56:37 PM
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    Vikings
    ATC? Mo' like Awful Taste, Crocodile with.


    Ah, the old Tv Tropes...

    I miss those guys.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Tachyon said:

    well, i did itp=273

    (tachyon's interpretation may not constitute an accurate representation of characters in question)

    I love this.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
  • Including Soulja on "We Made It" turned out to be one of the savviest tricks Drake has ever pulled. The song is a testament to overcoming and unabashedly flaunting your success much to the chagrin of nonbelievers. Rub that shit in the naysayers faces like apricot scrub—it's good for them. Soulja Boy is the main reason this song is so delightful. The chorus and beat are anthemic, sure, but, the highlight is Soulja interrupting Drake's verse to inform us, "Damn, Soulja Boy stunt on them haters."

    He sounds taken aback by his own actions, as if he can't believe the ferocity and malice with which is he able to stunt on them h8rz. But, much like Whitney Houston, Soulja Boy simply doesn't know his own strength, for he has stunted on them h8rz for so long that at this point it basically happens subconsciously. Stunting pulses through Soulja's body—it lives deep within his sinew.

    We aren't here to argue Soulja's talent (limitless and diverse) or his place in the current landscape of rap (he is a legend). We're not saying Soulja Boy is a better rapper than Pimp C because he has crashed two Bentleys, while Pimp C has only crashed one, however compelling that evidence may be. We are here to document DeAndre Way's steadfast commitment to stunting on them h8rz through his actions and laboriously put together outfits. Perhaps, we could all learn a thing or two from the master.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Clearly one's dearth of driving acumen is directly proportional to one's cultural value.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *does cartwheels into thread*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    hello
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Hi Imi
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    hello
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