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Princess Alice · 2014-01-09 21:50:34

Hi Imipolex G

Tanya · 2014-01-09 21:54:35

Miko said:
Dear youtube,

I know I say this a lot, but fuck you.

Love, Miko.

Dear youtube, tell Santa Claus I want a puppy and a pony and the state of Florida.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-01-09 21:56:57

I'd consent to that; you'd be better than this criminal jerk named Rick Scott.

Imipolex G · 2014-01-09 21:59:54

hi Central Ave

Imipolex G · 2014-01-09 22:05:44

you're older than you've ever been and now you're even older

lee4hmz · 2014-01-09 22:07:01

I'm watching some of the rebooted Nostalgia Critic episodes. Is it just me, or did his production values go way up?

Obā-san · 2014-01-09 22:08:58

this is the greatest collaboration in the history of fashion

Imipolex G · 2014-01-09 22:15:26

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Obā-san · 2014-01-09 22:41:29

i want rapper endorsed comfortable, overly-casual shoes to become a trend

glennmagusharvey · 2014-01-09 22:45:35

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-01-09 22:54:05

Imipolex G said:

Miko said:
Dear youtube,

I know I say this a lot, but fuck you.

Love, Miko.
what did they do now

Not loading anything at all earlier. :O

Tanya · 2014-01-09 23:03:40

Dear Youtube, if you want to see your family again, load all the touhou videos onto this bus and deliver it to 33rd street, rd.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-01-09 23:12:43

yes >8D hahahahahahahahahaha~

Imipolex G · 2014-01-09 23:26:10

oh. I've had moments where the youtubes wouldn't load anything.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-01-09 23:27:07

I just watched the 10th episode of Sailor Moon, dubbed.

...in Cantonese.

Moon is (still) a crybaby, and Mars is (still) awesome.

Imipolex G · 2014-01-09 23:28:10

what of Jupiter

glennmagusharvey · 2014-01-09 23:30:35

She hasn't appeared yet. Moon, Mercury, Mars, and Earth Tuxedo Mask are in this ep.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-01-09 23:31:45

and Mars is pretty hot too
especially with dat fire spell

glennmagusharvey · 2014-01-09 23:33:51

http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1102265

PYRO IS SENSHI

Yarrun XIX · 2014-01-09 23:34:11

lee4hmz said:
I'm watching some of the rebooted Nostalgia Critic episodes. Is it just me, or did his production values go way up?

It's the latter.

Miko said:

Yarrun XIX said:
Hi there, after looking at your collection of poetry, we decided to go with "Stump", and have included it on our site today - http://dagdapublishing.co.uk/2014/01/07/stump/ - I hope this email finds you well, and please do not hesitate to send us more poetry soon. Have a good day.

Hah, so this happened.

It's kind of funny. On the one hand, I'm now published by something besides a school newspaper or an anthology for young writers. On the other hand, they picked the weakest poem out of the five I sent them (imho), and I'm frankly baffled by the commentary they put on it.

Kafkaesque? Really?
*hugs* :)

Heh. Thank you.

I really should be more happy about this. Maybe that 'poet on the side' thing isn't unattainable after all.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-01-09 23:36:06

Salix Babylonika · 2014-01-09 23:44:56

is anyone else planning to sign up for the Toyekken RP?

Yarrun XIX · 2014-01-09 23:46:09

Tre was.

He's been absent for some reason today, nej?

glennmagusharvey · 2014-01-09 23:48:54

SCHOOL

MAXIMUM
CHILDREN
WHEN
40
ARE PRESENT

glennmagusharvey · 2014-01-09 23:49:20

speedlimit = 40 - childrencount

If ther are 41 children, you need to go backward

glennmagusharvey · 2014-01-09 23:49:56

improper domains lololololololololololol

glennmagusharvey · 2014-01-09 23:50:26

tangent of pi over two is undefined

you know what else is undefined?

Salix Babylonika · 2014-01-09 23:50:28

Yarrun XIX said:
Tre was.

He's been absent for some reason today, nej?

I suppose that is true

glennmagusharvey · 2014-01-09 23:50:30

MY ASS NINJA

glennmagusharvey · 2014-01-09 23:51:12

> I suppose that is true

You know what else is true?

MY ASS

Salix Babylonika · 2014-01-09 23:52:46

glennmagusharvey said:
> I suppose that is true

You know what else is true?

MY ASS

please stop

glennmagusharvey · 2014-01-09 23:57:18

Sorry.

(Did I pick a bad comment to reply to in that style? I thought it was sufficiently nonsense to be harmless. Or do you just not like the shitposting in this thread?)

Salix Babylonika · 2014-01-09 23:59:32

Obā-san · 2014-01-10 00:08:18

mojave music said:
is anyone else planning to sign up for the Toyekken RP?

i'd be interested but im kinda shit at RPs

Obā-san · 2014-01-10 00:09:01

Salix Babylonika · 2014-01-10 00:12:24

Yon Assassin said:

mojave music said:
is anyone else planning to sign up for the Toyekken RP?
i'd be interested but im kinda shit at RPs

you could try.

*poke poke*

Obā-san · 2014-01-10 00:17:32

nah

Salix Babylonika · 2014-01-10 00:19:07

you should do it

I'm a lawyer.

Yarrun XIX · 2014-01-10 00:24:05

I also agree that you should.

Trying new things is one of the many ways of blocking out the void that occupies all of existence.

Also, I'm a mathematician. We're always right about these kinds of things.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-01-10 00:30:47

I'm a

Salix Babylonika · 2014-01-10 00:32:28

do it

do it meow

ProfessorGator · 2014-01-10 00:32:32

I might be able to whip up a profile tomorrow, I guess. Don't expect me to be any good at roleplaying the character, though.

Obā-san · 2014-01-10 00:35:57

i guess i will try mocking up a profile thingy tonight or something

Yarrun XIX · 2014-01-10 00:36:04

We don't need good people. We don't need writers, or game theorists.

We need boots on that floor. We need hands on those buzzers and eyes looking out from the stage.

Give us the parts and we will make you roleplayers.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-01-10 00:36:21

it's pretty hard to be bad at roleplaying.

you have to basically try, or just be a massive douchebag a la Nick The Swing.

Yarrun XIX · 2014-01-10 00:40:18

And you will climb out of the shell that you are in.

And you will climb out of the shell that you will be in.

You want an eye for characters? You will tear that eye out of the idol of some forgotten god.

You want a nose for action? You will carve it out of the flesh of the Wyrm, the great world-eater.

The sensibilities of a roleplayer do not simply be. They are stolen, fought for, earned.

But first, you will break out of your shell. First, you must start.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-01-10 00:41:25

or you could just roleplay Tom Waits. I did it once.

Yarrun XIX · 2014-01-10 00:42:41

And when you rise above the city,

Like some glorious, beautiful monster,

A threat to all those who oppose you.

You will look back at this day, and take who you were

And consume them, as if they were nothing.

I'm also a writer. We're also always right about these things.

ProfessorGator · 2014-01-10 00:46:49

Goodness, that's quite the metaphor.

Like I said, I'll get around to it in the morning. I probably won't have the time to devote to the whole thing before I go to bed.

Yarrun XIX · 2014-01-10 00:49:06

I don't always get to underline things.

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