my little sister got a book for her Night Before Christmas present
im glad she is excited about reading finally
lol i will be avoiding the sprouts extremely
today we had antipasti with flatbreads and then had lamb with rosemary roast potatoes and sprouting broccoli, and then sticky chocolate pudding, with creme fraiche. food is so good and cool. also a lot of wine.
Fun fact: Sprouts were invented as a biological weapon by Sir Percy Defeasy. When biological weapons were banned, he declared them to be a food due to his extreme misanthropy.
my christmas has been like that song that goes 'christmas time, mistletoe and wine', except without the mistletoe, and instead with more wine, and a kindle. and some new bike lights which my boyfriend got me and theyre the really expensive led ones!!
Apathy is a most perfidious betrayal. MOST PERFIDIOUS. Remember how I am practically the patron saint of ranting, hating things, and extreme emotional investment.
If you lack conviction, you lack life itself.
I swear, when the day of stomping comes, you will not be spared.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Fun facts about human psychology: Give people a choice of discounting 1 of 3 items, 2 at 50%, and 1 at 90%, and they will go for the 90% item. No matter how low the price was to start with.
Fun facts about human psychology: Give people a choice of discounting 1 of 3 items, 2 at 50%, and 1 at 90%, and they will go for the 90% item. No matter how low the price was to start with.
I know right? I hope everyone likes their 29 cent discount.
Although it turns out one of the games was already 50% off at their creator's website, so that worked out.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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Steinmetz was always a friend to the alligators.
I swear, if Steinmetz doesn't show up in five minutes, I'm just gonna start pounding on you.
And don't you heapers do that terrible thing where you restrain me from committing atrocity.
What perfidious betrayal is this, Imipolex?
In canon, my moirail is a heaper, though. Strangely, said heaper considers me the nepeta in that relationship when I'm pretty sure I'm the Equius.
as for perfidious betrayal, it's more like apathy
...that's a Pokemon, right?
Apathy is a most perfidious betrayal. MOST PERFIDIOUS. Remember how I am practically the patron saint of ranting, hating things, and extreme emotional investment.
If you lack conviction, you lack life itself.
I swear, when the day of stomping comes, you will not be spared.
mystery solved, I guess
So is calling Thomas Edison a scumbag. Besides, redundancy is spectacular, glorious, and amazing. It is also great.
In other news, I just made some mozzarella sticks but now I have a stomachache because of them.
:/
I'm actually content as HELL right now and it is great.
Me on Edison.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Just to tide me over until closer to Christmas
You can download it for your Blackberries today.