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  • The sadness will last forever.
    money friend
  • Pillows said:

    they want to control your mind

    They're not that ambitious, they just want you to watch so they can reach out with their mitts and grab yo moneys.

    In the industry business, It's not that bad of a marketing tool.

    Not bad is right, musical note.


  • Don't pay no mind to the demons, they fill you with fear.
  • My friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the umpire state.
  • Red Dwarf had a laugh track


    'twas a good show
  • Show me something Ehhh.
  • Red Dwarf had a laugh track



    'twas a good show
    "And I'm not racist because of my black friend, who isn't like those other dirty..."

    See where I'm going with this?


  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    empire state
  • Red Dwarf had a laugh track



    'twas a good show
    "And I'm not racist because of my black friend, who isn't like those other dirty..."

    See where I'm going with this?


    Actually no, not at all.
  • I just wanted to be racist while trying to overtly avoid the social consequences of such by trying to frame it into some sort of lesson for you to learn.

    I think.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Counterclock isn't racist but she never could trust a toaster oven
  • A lesson about what?
  • A lesson about what?

    There was no lesson, that you thought there was one to be learned was merely the smoke-screen I threw up so I could make a racist statement.

  • The sadness will last forever.
    red dwarf seasons
  • edited 2013-12-17 01:38:25

    I don't know if I've already said this somewhere, but think the main difference between good sitcoms and bad sitcoms is that good sitcoms usually get you to laugh with the characters, while bad sitcoms tend to rely on you being able to laugh at the characters.
  • edited 2013-12-17 01:41:37
    Pizza Dog

    I don't know if I've already said this somewhere, but think the main difference between good sitcoms and bad sitcoms is that good sitcoms usually get you to laugh with the characters, while bad sitcoms tend to rely on you being able to laugh at the characters.

    And if the characters are laughing at themselves?

    ~slam dunk~
  • image

    the guy behind Answered Prayers is like, really good at drawing.
  • image

    the guy behind Answered Prayers is like, really good at drawing.
    I was gonna say that this looks a lot like Klaufir's stuff, but then i googled it and it was Klaufir.

    http://klaufir.tumblr.com/ (*he's gotten even better since he drew that, check it out*)

    been my fave digital artist for some time, no clue he made a game.
  • The Answered Prayers wiki, at least, claims that it is concept art.

    Regardless, that is definitely Flourette, who is the protagonist of said game. I recommend it, even though it's still in beta and development has been slow (a patch came out relatively recently but it was the first one in almost a year).
  • well yeah, it'd make sense that he'd draw the concept art for his own game
  • he talked about it a lot, but for some reason i missed the fact that he was the one that made it. herpaderp


    guess im gonna have to check it out
  • I was more saying I'm not sure if they're actually the developer.

    However, I'm looking at their blog and there are other pictures of Flourette on there, so nevermind.
  • i am feeling all tense tonight.


    bluh
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    ^^^^ Huh. And here I thought I was the only one who watched that.

    :3

    They just portrayed the nerds ignoring their girlfriends asking for sex because they are too obsessed with Halo.


    I am perplexed. Earlier, the series presented the average nerd as baffled and mystified by women, as shown by the reactions when the girlfriends visit a comic book shop. And now, the nerd is shown to eschew the temptations of women for the purity of finding a ledge and sniping people with the rocket launcher.

    Surely, they should be able to keep their stereotypes straight, right?
    it's because common decency < our libidos < our girlfriends < video games
  • you should play Answered Prayers and hit things with a shovel to relieve stress

    or not

    I'm bad at advice
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    P-switch
  • The sadness will last forever.
    burn all mansions to the ground
  • The sadness will last forever.
    live in a small house

    less bills there
  • The sadness will last forever.
    house fund
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I personally believe that laugh tracks are an insidious form of social engineering that steers the mainstream public consciousness for sociopolitical agendas.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    or alternatively, it could be guide laughter because the average network TV-watching capitalist slave is assumed to be too dense to know when someone said a joke and it's okay to laugh?
  • i was actually quite surprised to find out that laughtracks still existed and were used relatively frequently.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    useless romance stories everywhere
  • The sadness will last forever.
    cars sequel #100000000000
  • triumph of the will, but with a laugh track
  • capitalist slave
    one of my all time favorite phrases
  • The sadness will last forever.
    roary
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    the only network that still really believes in laugh tracks is CBS

    TV Land's original sitcoms (yes, they have those now) use them, I think, but most of the rest of TV steers clear of them
  • edited 2013-12-17 02:29:47
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    roary

    Roary the Racing Car?


    Aisle DWA
  • capitalist slave crypto-facist pig


    death to ye
  • The sadness will last forever.
    wow
  • The sadness will last forever.
    blinks
  • The sadness will last forever.
    ten waffles
  • edited 2013-12-17 02:38:05

    ...By general consent [one] of the best documentaries ever made.

    So I wrote in 1994, in a review of what in fact is a better documentary, Ray Muller's "The Wonderful Horrible Life of Leni Riefenstahl."
    I was referring to Riefenstahl's "Triumph of the Will" (1935), about
    the 1934 Nazi Party congress and rally in Nuremberg. Others would have
    agreed with me. We would all have been reflecting the received opinion
    that the film is great but evil, and that reviewing it raises the
    question of whether great art can be in service of evil. I referred to
    "Triumph" again in the struggle I had in reviewing the racist "Birth of a
    Nation."


    But how fresh was my memory of "Triumph of the Will"? I believe I
    saw it as an undergraduate in college, and my memory would have been
    old and fuzzy even in 1994, overlaid by many assertions of the film's
    "greatness." Now I have just seen it again and am stunned that I praised
    it. It is one of the most historically important documentaries ever
    made, yes, but one of the best? It is a terrible film, paralyzingly
    dull, simpleminded, overlong and not even "manipulative," because it is
    too clumsy to manipulate anyone but a true believer. It is not a "great
    movie" in the sense that the other films in this group are great, but it
    is "great" in the reputation it has and the shadow it casts.



    Have you seen it recently, or at all? It records the gathering
    together, in September 1934 in Nuremberg, of hundreds of thousands of
    Nazi Party members, troops and supporters, to be "reviewed" by Adolf
    Hitler. Reviewed is the operative word. Great long stretches of the film
    consist merely of massed formations of infantry, cavalry, artillery
    groups and even working men with their shovels held like rifles. They
    march in perfect, rigid formation past Hitler, giving him their upraised
    right arms in salute and having it returned. Opening sections of the
    film show Hitler addressing an outdoor formation, and the conclusion
    involves his speech in a vast hall at the closing of the congress.



    Try to imagine another film where hundreds of thousands gathered.
    Where all focus was on one or a few figures on a distant stage. Where
    those figures were the object of adulation. The film, of course, is the
    rock documentary "Woodstock" (1970). But consider how Michael Wadleigh,
    that film's director, approached the formal challenge of his work. He
    begins with the preparations for this massive concert. He shows arrivals
    coming by car, bus, bicycle, foot. He show the arrangements to feed
    them. He makes the Port-O-San Man, serving the portable toilets, into a
    folk hero. He shows the crowd sleeping in tents or in the rough, bathing
    in streams, even making love. He shows them drenched with shadows and
    wading through mud. He shows medical problems. He shows the crowds
    gradually disappearing.



    By contrast, Riefenstahl's camera is oblivious to one of the most
    fascinating aspects of the Nuremberg rally, which is how it was
    organized. Yes, there are overhead shots of vast fields of tents, laid
    out with mathematical precision. But how did the thousands eat, relieve
    themselves, prepare their uniforms and weapons and mass up to begin
    their march through town? We see overhead shots of tens of thousands of
    Nazis in rigid formation, not a single figure missing, not a single
    person walking to the sidelines. How long did they have to stand before
    their moment in the sun? Where did they go and what did they do after
    marching past Hitler? In a sense, Riefenstahl has told the least
    interesting part of the story.



    There is a lesson, to be sure, in the zombie-like obedience of
    the marching troops, so rigidly in formation they deny their own
    physical feelings. One searches the ranks for a smile, a yawn. But all
    are stern and serious, and so is Hitler, except once when he smiles as
    the horses are marching past. But what else does the film contain, apart
    from the "march-pasts"? There is a long series of closeups near the
    beginning, of Nazi party officials mouthing official platitudes. There
    are two speeches by Hitler, both surprisingly short, both lacking all
    niceties, both stark in their language: The party must be
    "uncompromisingly the one and only power in Germany."



    One searches for human touches. Riefenstahl had no eye for human
    interest. Individuality is crushed by the massed conformity. There are
    occasional cutaways to people smiling or nodding, but rarely ever
    speaking to one another. There is no attempt to "humanize" Hitler. In
    his closing speech, sweat trickles down his face, and we realize that
    there was no perspiration in earlier shots. Is it possible that he posed
    for some of the perfectly framed shots of him reviewing troops? A 35mm
    camera and crew would have been a distracting presence in the street
    next to his car; one filming him from a high pedestal would have had to
    be crane-mounted, and shot out of synchronicity with the event.



    "If you see this film again today, you ascertain that it doesn't
    contain a single reconstructed scene." So says Riefenstahl in her film's
    defense in the Muller documentary. What does she mean by
    "reconstructed"? Certainly we would not think the massed "march-bys"
    would be reconstructed. But what of such scenes as the Workers' Brigade,
    where the men chant in unison, presumably to Hitler, that they labor in
    the swamps, in the fields, etc., and then, in response to the barked
    question, "Where are you from?" individuals answer with the names of
    their towns or districts. They could not have all heard the question;
    each answer would have been a separate set-up.



    There are also questions of spontaneity. During one Hitler speech, he is interrupted by sieg heil!
    exactly six times, as if there were an applause sign to prompt them
    when to begin and end, and we note that throughout the film, there are
    no scatterings of individual voices at the start or finish of sieg heil!
    Only a single massed voice, in unison. I found myself peering intently
    to observe other moments of the film revealing its mechanism. Although
    Riefenstahl used 30 cameras and a crew of 150, only one camera appears
    to be visible on screen; during the outdoor rally before three gigantic
    hanging swastika flags, you can see the camera on an elevator between
    the first and second, its shadow cast on the second. And in a shot of a
    man who has climbed up a pole to get a better view of a parade, she cuts
    back to him giving the right-arm salute; I reflected that he could not
    hold on without both hands, and realized that his left foot is out of
    frame in both shots -- standing on a support, undoubtedly. Among minor
    details: Everyone on screen seems to have a fresh haircut.



    That "Triumph of the Will" is a great propaganda film, there is
    no doubt, and various surveys have named it so. But I doubt that anyone
    not already a Nazi could be swayed by it. Being a Nazi, to this film,
    means being a mindless pawn in thrall to the godlike Hitler. Yet it must
    have had a persuasive effect in Germany at the time; although Hitler
    clearly spells out that the Nazis will be Germany's only party, and its
    leader Germany's only leader for 1,000 years to come. At the end, there
    is a singing of the party anthem, the Horst Wessel Song; under Nazi law,
    the right-arm salute had to be given during the first and fourth
    verses. We see a lot of right-arm saluting in "Triumph of the Will,"
    noticing how Hitler curls his fingers back to his palm before
    withdrawing the salute each time, with a certain satisfaction. What a
    horrible man. What insanity that so many Germans embraced him. A
    sobering thought: Most of the people on the screen were dead within a
    few years.

  • The sadness will last forever.
    relateable characters? no thanks, i don't like to be reminded that i'm a loser with mental problems.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    time traveling lizard people
  • The sadness will last forever.
    drop dead gorgeous lizard women
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