The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Man, anyone here ever have a teacher who was a dick?

    My old maths teacher was a sexist dick. One of his favorite things to do was explain how objective studies showed that men were better at math than women. I think he also gave my girl classmates low marks on purpose. After two years several parent complaints he got fired though, so it's all good now.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Are people familiar enough with the term "superuser" for my signature to make sense?

    I considered making it "administrator" but that's less funny with me being an admin here
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    'Superuser' is fairly self-explanatory, i think...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Good.

    Random thought: I'll bet Dr. Watson has all the stuff on his computer meticulously sorted a very specific way.

    Like C:\Users\John\Documents\Case Files\1879\Musgrave Ritual\Overview.docx

    Sherlock, on the other hand, has a bunch of files strewn about his Desktop with nonsensical filenames that only mean anything to him.

    Not sure what Mycroft's computer would be like
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Pillows said:

    If I ever make a Sonic fangame, there will be a stage called Erogenous Zone.

    It had better be sexy!!
  • Sexy Parodius is Sexy
  • edited 2013-12-07 12:00:46
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^^ Disappointingly mundane; everything important is hidden and encrypted.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.



    World Games in Moscow
    Song: George Lam

    Authors: Cheng Kok Composer : R.Siegel

    Moscow
    The new attitude of new situation
    New style new weather
    Filled Red Square

    MOSCOW
    Sing songs like cheers
    Like the rising sun lit the torch
    Flooding go cold

    It actually went like iron solution Frost (HAY HAY)
    It is actually full of flowers (HAY HAY)
    It actually inspired the light of fraternity (HOO HOO)
    If put on new clothes free (HAY HAY HAY HAY)
    MOSCOW MOSCOW
    Tibet has long been the world elite
    Contest were open today
    WO HOO ~ HAY
    MOSCOW MOSCOW
    Fucking hoarseness call center
    Heart sound encouraging upward
    WA HA ~ HAY
    MOSCOW MOSCOW
    The players hit the peak , etc.
    The new world will look up results
    WO HOO ~ HAY
    MOSCOW MOSCOW
    Applause rang like thunder in heaven
    Cheers like sea waves
    WA HA ~

    Moscow
    Department of Natural pros and cons
    Participate more exercise
    Mind up

    MOSCOW
    Perhaps frustrated today
    He looked also contest
    As long as self-

    It actually went like iron solution Frost (HAY HAY)
    It is actually full of flowers (HAY HAY)
    It actually inspired the light of fraternity (HOO HOO)
    Full hearts ideal for athletes (HAY HAY HAY HAY)
    MOSCOW MOSCOW
    Tibet has long been the world elite
    Contest were open today
    WO HOO ~ HAY
    MOSCOW MOSCOW
    Fucking hoarseness call center
    Heart sound encouraging upward
    WA HA ~ HAY
    MOSCOW MOSCOW
    It ...... WO HOO ~ HAY
    MOSCOW MOSCOW
    It ...... WA HA ~

    MOSCOW MOSCOW
    MOSCOW MOSCOW
    Tibet has long been the world elite
    Contest were open today
    WO HOO ~ HAY
    MOSCOW MOSCOW
    Fucking hoarseness call center
    Heart sound encouraging upward
    WA HA ~ HAY

    It actually went like iron solution Frost (HAY HAY)
    It is actually full of flowers (HAY HAY)
    It actually inspired the light of fraternity (HOO HOO)
    If put on new clothes free (HAY HAY HAY HAY)
    MOSCOW MOSCOW
    Tibet has long been the world elite
    Contest were open today
    WO HOO ~ HAY
    MOSCOW MOSCOW
    Fucking hoarseness call center
    Heart sound encouraging upward
    WA HA ~ HAY
    MOSCOW MOSCOW
    The players hit the peak , etc.
    The new world will look up results
    WO HOO ~ HAY
    MOSCOW MOSCOW
    Applause rang like thunder in heaven
    Cheers like sea waves
    WA HA ~ HAY
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    (courtesy of Asia's best friend, Google Translate :p )
  • edited 2013-12-07 12:05:19
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    MetaFour said:

    Kexruct said:

    I don't caaaaaaaaaaare about Lorde and racism seriously she's sixteen.

    Lorde offends me with how boring her song is.
    Lorde is the modern-day Alanis Morissette.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    ^^^ Disappointingly mundane; everything important is hidden and encrypted.

    #headcanon accepted #sherlock holmes #mycroft holmes
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Lorde is ok

    Alanis Morissette is also ok
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Tachyon said:

    Lorde is ok

    Alanis Morissette is also ok

    That's more-or-less my point.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ok :p
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sneeze
  • MetaFour said:

    Kexruct said:

    I don't caaaaaaaaaaare about Lorde and racism seriously she's sixteen.

    Lorde offends me with how boring her song is.
    Lorde is the modern-day Alanis Morissette.
    I don't understand why Lorde hate has suddenly become trendy.

    Was Pure Heroine just really disappointing or something?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    pop singers
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    omg that futa maid is so hot keystrokes
  • edited 2013-12-07 12:23:40
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^^ i quite liked it
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    anon1, what is she doing to him?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    anon5, you don't want to know
  • edited 2013-12-07 12:25:36
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    wwhy shrek is piss. why shrek is piss.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    what does keystrokes even mean and why do people say it when they're masturbating

    it's gross
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Dilbert, I want you to go to this website. www.nfl.com. That's www.nfl.com. Just check it out, okay?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    why would you even announce that

    nobody goes on the Internet to say 'i farted and i'm picking my nose right now'
  • edited 2013-12-07 12:27:16
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^^^ People type that when their comment isn't long enough to pass.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    although it would be funny if they did
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Miko said:

    ^^^ People type that when their comment isn't long enough to pass.

    'fap' i guess?

    so i suppose they mean actual keystrokes
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Yes. :p
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    well i have learned something new today
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    you know i thought Shrek was a good movie

    the franchise got bloated but the first film was quite witty, really
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I haven't seen it in forever but I remember liking it...
  • Tachyon said:

    the franchise got bloated but the first film was quite witty, really

    That basically describes every movie with a bloated franchise.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    There would have been a time for such a word.
    Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
    Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
    To the last syllable of recorded time,
    And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
    The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
    Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
    That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
    And then is heard no more. It is a tale
    Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
    Signifying nothing.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    coughin'

    coffin
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh man, Macbeth, saying awesome antinatalist kinda shit
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    It's a reference to this masterpiece. :3


  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    whatever Firefox, antinatalist is totally a word
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I remember my dad saying that he found Dilbert funny until he realized it was all basically true
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Pillows said:

    oh man, Macbeth, saying awesome antinatalist kinda shit

    Wrong, he did not once disparage liberals, say "DNA borg", or beat his wife.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Pillows said:

    oh man, Macbeth, saying awesome antinatalist kinda shit

    Shh, man! It's called "The Scottish Play"!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    His wife was kind of a bitch
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    image image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Hot potato, orchestra stalls, Puck will make amends
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I enjoyed Shrek.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    antinatalist does not actually mean whiny emo

    tho i can understand the confusion
  • Tachyon said:

    antinatalist does not actually mean whiny emo

    it might as well.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    the king who i guess i am not allowed to name was simply being angsty
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