The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • It's snowing here now, actually.

    I'm at McDonald's btw. Ma has elected to let me skip class, but I still have to go sign up for my classes next semester.
  • Shit, I need to figure out my class selections for next semester.

    Which means I need to finish writing this e-mail to my advisor.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    it's not snowing here

    it's just horrible and depressing and grey
  • Greetings from warm and partly sunny Broward County, Florida.
  • edited 2013-11-26 11:24:03
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    it's just horrible and depressing and grey


    Showing results for
    Ohio 90% of the time
    Search instead for Wales
  • edited 2013-11-26 11:24:16
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    it was really sunny yesterday

    yay British weather

    ^ heh
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anyway, I think I'm going to be able to go to class, but it's going to be a pain.

    Sigh.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    how heavy is it?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's not too bad--it looks like it's only an inch or two so far--but it's going to be enough that I'll have to drive more slowly on the way there.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ah

    be safe
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Thanks
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it is snowing and I dislike this

    YNTKT
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    *deposits a truckload of grit on Pillows' street*

    i'm helping!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    uh, thanks.

    Fortunately, I don't have to go anywhere today. I can just sit in my warm room and be a useless piece of shit all day and play maybe a game or two
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    watch out for stairs
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I will

    thanks for telling me
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh man I can hardly wait



    it'll probably be murderously hard, but still
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Why do vampires get to be portrayed as heroic but leeches, tapeworms, and mosquitoes don't? Is it one of those, "if it doesn't have a face I can't relate to it" things?

    Also, why are herbivores so often the Good Guys in media when they eat plants? Plants hate being eaten. Is it one of those, "if it does not have a face I can't relate to it" things?

    Also, we need more period pieces about slime molds, like, the story of a slimemold in the time of Louis XIV; but we don't have those stories. Is it one of those, "if it doesn't have a face I can't relate to it" things?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i think it might be a combination of that and 'if it does not have a brain i can't relate to it', where plants are concerned

    and the robot undead cockroach army will rise and conquer all, just you wait
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    btw the reason there exist no period pieces about slimemolds in the time of Louis XIV is because you haven't written any yet
  • edited 2013-11-26 11:57:27
    The salting is bad for the ground and the fishes in the streams
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    EvlStrs x15 appeared!
    EvlStrs used Daunt!
    Robot started panicking!
    Robot calmed down from her panic!
    Robot used Flttn!
    9999 Damage!
    EvlStrs defeated!
    You gained 500 exp!
    Robot gained a lvl!
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Look at little Central, thinking that Ohio is cold and in a bad winter.

    May you never see a real winter, my friend.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm thinking about Centralia's law enforcement again

    I figure a country where magic is commonplace ought to have a special squad of police officers who are authorized to use magic on the job
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Aliroz said:

    Why do vampires get to be portrayed as heroic but leeches, tapeworms, and mosquitoes don't? Is it one of those, "if it doesn't have a face I can't relate to it" things?

    Also, why are herbivores so often the Good Guys in media when they eat plants? Plants hate being eaten. Is it one of those, "if it does not have a face I can't relate to it" things?

    Also, we need more period pieces about slime molds, like, the story of a slimemold in the time of Louis XIV; but we don't have those stories. Is it one of those, "if it doesn't have a face I can't relate to it" things?

    image
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Aliroz said:

    Look at little Central, thinking that Ohio is cold and in a bad winter.

    May you never see a real winter, my friend.

    Ah, nah, I know this is lightweight stuff. Even by Ohio standards, really.

    I just like bitching about the weather. :P
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Tachyon said:

    btw the reason there exist no period pieces about slimemolds in the time of Louis XIV is because you haven't written any yet


    That's because I'm busy with my story about slime molds on the time of Louis XIII; who had a better dental set than most humans, though, really, us Pseudosuchians and sharks find human teeth numbers to be absolutely adorable.
  • my SPACE HEATER has DIED
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    manliest Mario......thing......ever
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Mario: The Adventure of Mario.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Things I can't stand: people who complain about "having to" travel for holidays

    FUCK YOU AT LEAST YOU GET TO TRAVEL
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Things I can't stand: people who complain about "having to" travel for holidays


    FUCK YOU AT LEAST YOU GET TO TRAVEL

    Person sunu Skycandle: "I had to go to North Korea over the holidays."

    Central: NO COMPLAINING YOU GET TO TRAVEL.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    road trip
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    The Hero of Twilight is the descendant of the Hero of Time and Malon, yet the Hero of Trains is not the descendant of the Hero of Winds. Riddle me that.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Her Royal Highness's Bureau of Magic Affairs
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    The Hero of Shitposting
  • What are current relations between Her Royal Highness's Bureau of Magic Affairs and the Inter-Dimensional Time-Space Administration Bureau?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    We're cooler than them, that's what. ^_^

    Or not, actually. Being a government agency, we're kind of...bureaucratic.

    But we get Dodge vehicles that say "HRH MAGIC AFFAIRS" on the side!
  • That arrangement sounds kinda dodgey to me
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Time is not bureaucratic

    she does what she wants
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Time is basically the prime example of bureaucracy. Slow when it needs to be fast, fast when it needs to be slow, and always moving at its own pace.
  • gratuitous sidechaining
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Apparently the next version of Firefox is gonna put all NPAPI plugins behind a Flashblock-esque "click to play" thing...except for the latest version of Flash Player.

    For god's sake, Mozilla, if you're gonna try to join Google in their quest to kill browser plugins, at least do it fairly. Don't give preferential treatment to the one plugin that remains as pervasive as ever and needs to die a painful death.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    She sells seashells by the seashore...

    The town of Beachy Place seems perfect. Young mollusks playing in pools, and not a bird in sight. But behind the cheerful exterior lies a dark and tragic past. Many moons ago, the town came under attack by a mysterious being known only as he "Artsand Craftsgirl". This shadowy beast massacred the townsfolk, placing their shells in an enormous bag. And now it's back, and it's out for calcium. Can a group of plucky teenagers stop its plans, or is it lights out for Beachy Place?
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