The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    Commencing Operation Skuld!

    Operation Skuld? El Psy Congroo? I still talk like that when I'm thirty-three years old? I sound like an otaku who's read too many bad light novels.
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    bat.
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    sentimentality
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    perducci
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    muzak
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    cocaine decisions
  • edited 2013-10-19 15:32:53
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Goons = S.A., right?


    SA is a website; goons are people who post there

    a minority of goons also post on other sites which are racist
    Curses, foiled again.  Logic and reason, my old enemies.

    I swear, heapers, I'll get you some day, if it's the last thing I'll do.  I'll catch you in the act of liking terrible bigoted unacceptable things.

    Next time, heapers!  NEXT TIME!

    -cue end credits-

    Route 666 ~ Cree Summer
    Melusina ~ Babe the blue Ox
    Jabberwock ~ Phil Harris
    Doctor Satan ~ Jim Cummings
    Walpugisnacht ~ Mel Blanc
    R. L. Stine ~ Orson Wells
    Le chat Noir ~ Frank Oz
    Werewolf by night ~ Don LaFontaine
    Louisa Ferre ~ Claire Cornett
    Lee4hmz ~ Jaleel White
    Crystal ~ Frank Welker
    Aliroz XIX ~ Tony Jay

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    yay, I'm a blue ox!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Me being voiced by Cree Summer actually makes an amount of sense, when you think about it
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    ^you lie, Aliroz cannot make sense
  • edited 2013-10-19 15:35:33
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Melusina said:

    ^you lie, Aliroz cannot make sense

    I can make scents.  Everyone with a nose can attest to that (ba-dum-TISH).

    My family is not rich, we don't have very much when it comes to cents; compared to most people.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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    See, you are a comedian.

    Sometimes that's better than making sense.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I was thiiiiiis close to swapping the voice actors for R.L. Stine and Le Chat Noir.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Jabberwock ~ Phil Harris


    i am ok with this
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    that originally said Phil Collins

    are you ok with that?
  • edited 2013-10-19 15:39:50
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Frank Welkers voicing me? That's… an incongruous combination. In other news, I'm having trouble getting A+ on all the chapters in Hotline Miami and this bothers me. Eventually, though, I will.

    Cute, Tachyon.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    And Tila Tequila as Viani as Tnophelia as Vorpy as Xenu.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    He's right, you know, you can't emphasize "In July" like that

    Also:

  • ONE Subject Specific Encyclopedia or Subject Dictionary: (Print and/or electronic.) Include a full citation and an annotation. Wikipedia and The Encyclopaedia Britannica are not subject specific resources – they are general.

    ONE Authoritative and credible website. Include a full citation and an annotation.

    TWO Scholarly, peer-reviewed articles. Include a full citation and an annotation.

    ONE Non-fiction books. Include a full citation and an annotation. NOTE: you should only select books you are able to physically review. If you have any questions about this, please see me.

  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Melusina said:

    that originally said Phil Collins

    are you ok with that?

    I always meant Phil Harris.  I got the two confused.

    See, one's a beloved voice who can sing very well and has contributed to the enjoyableness of Disney Movies; and the other's Phil Collins.
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    Phil Collins is a wicked drummer, man
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i would much rather Phil Harris
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that I didn’t really understand any of their work, though on their last album of the 1970s, the concept-laden And Then There Were Three (a reference to band member Peter Gabriel, who left the group to start a lame solo career), I did enjoy the lovely “Follow You, Follow Me.” Otherwise all the albums before Duke seemed too artsy, too intellectual. It was Duke (Atlantic; 1980), where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent, and the music got more modern, the drum machine became more prevalent and the lyrics started getting less mystical and more specific (maybe because of Peter Gabriel’s departure), and complex, ambiguous studies of loss became, instead, smashing first-rate pop songs that I gratefully embraced. The songs themselves seemed arranged more around Collins’ drumming than Mike Rutherford’s bass lines or Tony Banks’ keyboard riffs. A classic example of this is “Misunderstanding,” which not only was the group’s first big hit of the eighties but also seemed to set the tone for the rest of their albums as the decade progressed. The other standout on Duke is “Turn It On Again,” which is about the negative effects of television. On the other hand, “Heathaze” is a song I just don’t understand, while “Please Don’t Ask” is a touching love song written to a separated wife who regains custody of the couple’s child. Has the negative aspect of divorce ever been rendered in more intimate terms by a rock ’n’ roll group? I don’t think so. “Duke Travels” and “Dukes End” might mean something but since the lyrics aren’t printed it’s hard to tell what Collins is singing about, though there is complex, gorgeous piano work by Tony Banks on the latter track. The only bummer about Duke is “Alone Tonight,” which is way too reminiscent of “Tonight Tonight Tonight” from the group’s later masterpiece Invisible Touch and the only example, really, of where Collins has plagiarized himself. Abacab (Atlantic; 1981) was released almost immediately after Duke and it benefits from a new producer, Hugh Padgham, who gives the band a more eighties sound and though the songs seem fairly generic, there are still great bits throughout: the extended jam in the middle of the title track and the horns by some group called Earth, Wind and Fire on “No Reply at All” are just two examples. Again the songs reflect dark emotions and are about people who feel lost or who are in conflict, but the production and sound are gleaming and upbeat (even if the titles aren’t: “No Reply at All,” “Keep It Dark,” “Who Dunnit?” “Like It or Not”). Mike Rutherford’s bass is obscured somewhat in the mix but otherwise the band sounds tight and is once again propelled by Collins’ truly amazing drumming. Even at its most despairing (like the song “Dodo,” about extinction), Abacab musically is poppy and lighthearted. My favorite track is “Man on the Corner,” which is the only song credited solely to Collins, a moving ballad with a pretty synthesized melody plus a riveting drum machine in the background.
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    Though it could easily come off any of Phil’s solo albums, because the themes of loneliness, paranoia and alienation are overly familiar to Genesis it evokes the band’s hopeful humanism. “Man on the Corner” profoundly equates a relationship with a solitary figure (a bum, perhaps a poor homeless person?), “that lonely man on the corner” who just stands around. “Who Dunnit?” profoundly expresses the theme of confusion against a funky groove, and what makes this song so exciting is that it ends with its narrator never finding anything out at all. Hugh Padgham produced next an even less conceptual effort, simply called Genesis (Atlantic; 1983), and though it’s a fine album a lot of it now seems too derivative for my tastes. “That’s AH” sounds like “Misunderstanding,” “Taking It All Too Hard” reminds me of “Throwing It All Away.” It also seems less jazzy than its predecessors and more of an eighties pop album, more rock ’n’ roll. Padgham does a brilliant job of producing, but the material is weaker than usual and you can sense the strain. It opens with the autobiographical “Mama,” that’s both strange and touching, though I couldn’t tell if the singer was talking about his actual mother or to a girl he likes to call “Mama.” “That’s All” is a lover’s lament about being ignored and beaten down by an unreceptive partner; despite the despairing tone it’s got a bright sing-along melody that makes the song less depressing than it probably needed to be. “That’s All” is the best tune on the album, but Phil’s voice is strongest on “House by the Sea,” whose lyrics are, however, too stream-of-consciousness to make much sense. It might be about growing up and accepting adulthood but it’s unclear; at any rate, its second instrumental part puts the song more in focus for me and Mike Banks gets to show off his virtuosic guitar skills while Tom Rutherford washes the tracks over with dreamy synthesizers, and when Phil repeats the song’s third verse at the end it can give you chills. “Illegal Alien” is the most explicitly political song the group has yet recorded and their funniest. The subject is supposed to be sad—a wetback trying to get across the border, into the United States—but the details are highly comical: the bottle of tequila the Mexican holds, the new pair of shoes he’s wearing (probably stolen); and it all seems totally accurate. Phil sings it in a brash, whiny pseudo-Mexican voice that makes it even funnier, and the rhyme of “fun” with “illegal alien” is inspired. “Just a Job to Do” is the album’s funkiest song, with a killer bass line by Banks, and though it seems to be about a detective chasing a criminal, I think it could also be about a jealous lover tracking someone down. “Silver Rainbow” is the album’s most lyrical song. The words are intense, complex and gorgeous. The album ends on a positive, upbeat note with “It’s Gonna Get Better.” Even if the lyrics seem a tiny bit generic to some, Phil’s voice is so confident (heavily influenced by Peter Gabriel, who never made an album this polished and heartfelt himself) that he makes us believe in glorious possibilities. Invisible Touch (Atlantic; 1986) is the group’s undisputed masterpiece.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    That for class, Pangur?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
     It’s an epic meditation on intangibility, at the same time it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. It has a resonance that keeps coming back at the listener, and the music is so beautiful that it’s almost impossible to shake off because every song makes some connection about the unknown or the spaces between people (“Invisible Touch”), questioning authoritative control whether by domineering lovers or by government (“Land of Confusion”) or by meaningless repetition (“Tonight Tonight Tonight”). All in all it ranks with the finest rock ’n’ roll achievements of the decade and the mastermind behind this album, along of course with the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford, is Hugh Padgham, who has never found as clear and crisp and modern a sound as this. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship and sheer songwriting skills this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Take the lyrics to “Land of Confusion,” in which a singer addresses the problem of abusive political authority. This is laid down with a groove funkier and blacker than anything Prince or Michael Jackson—or any other black artist of recent years, for that matter—has come up with. Yet as danceable as the album is, it also has a stripped-down urgency that not even the overrated Bruce Springsteen can equal. As an observer of love’s failings Collins beats out the Boss again and again, reaching new heights of emotional honesty on “In Too Deep”; yet it also showcases Collins’ clowny, prankish, unpredictable side. It’s the most moving pop song of the 1980s about monogamy and commitment. “Anything She Does” (which echoes the J. Geils Band’s “Centerfold” but is more spirited and energetic) starts off side two and after that the album reaches its peak with “Domino,” a two-part song. Part one, “In the Heat of the Night,” is full of sharp, finely drawn images of despair and it’s paired with “The Last Domino,” which fights it with an expression of hope. This song is extremely uplifting. The lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I’ve heard in rock. Phil Collins’ solo efforts seem to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying in a narrower way, especially No Jacket Required and songs like “In the Air Tonight” and “Against All Odds” (though that song was overshadowed by the masterful movie from which it came) and “Take Me Home” and “Sussudio” (great, great song; a personal favorite) and his remake of “You Can’t Hurry Love,” which I’m not alone in thinking is better than the Supremes’ original. But I also think that Phil Collins works better within the confines of the group than as a solo artist—and I stress the word artist. In fact it applies to all three of the guys, because Genesis is still the best, most exciting band to come out of England in the 1980s.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I have no idea which heaper is voiced by Sterling Holloway.

    Presumably our overlord WAILORD
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    As much as I dislike Disney, I have nothing but love and respect for Disney employees, animators, voice actors, and all the people who work on Disney films.


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    Genesis came out in the 70s, dipshit
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    MVM 1000 fail:

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    was phone
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    MVM 1000 fail:

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    Who knows, maybe it's one of those magic tricks where they cut someone in half and swap the halves.
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    could be, could be
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  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm pretty sure that wall of text was from American Psycho. XD
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I want my Anonus
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    it was.
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    i'm jim cummings

    that's cool
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    meows
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    reached #65429 on the Billboard chart
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I kinda want to go for a walk but it's raining :\
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    love is for criminals
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    ad
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The logical conclusion is that Senator Cruz believes the plan behind Obamacare is to deport the rich to the moon.
    I don't know if I'm right

    But the majority of Americans would consider this to be a bad thing why

    (ABC Inc-self says: oh shit)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I can't even find it in me to get mad at Senator Cruz

    Like, by all means, continue digging your party deeper, Ted
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    it is cold and rainy and miserable
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know what I'm surprised Tumblr hasn't flipped out over yet?

    The fact that the world's most popular web server is called Apache.
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