The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    CBS and Time Warner are rumored merger candidates

    Les Moonves and Jeff Bewkes under one roof...
  • Wouldn't that bring HBO, Cinemax and Showtime together ownership-wise?

    Creepy. Starz would be the only relatively big independent pay TV system left, unless you count Netflix.
  • edited 2013-05-25 16:54:19
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Showtime would probably be divested, though...

    And Starz is looking for a buyer anyway, but no one's biting yet.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I was off watching South Park on Netflix.
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-05-25 17:24:11
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    If I were a rich man, ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum...


    #rayman #treispoor
  • edited 2013-05-25 17:06:28
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Also, admittedly, I want ABC Inc to swoop in and disrupt this, but really a Time Warner deal seems like undoing a bunch of company-building

    The only things ABC would really have to offer would be ABC, ESPN, and ABC Family. Especially ESPN, though...but really:

    • Warner Bros. > Lions Gate/Summit
    • Cartoon Network > The Hub (this is especially important to me as children's television is a horrendously uncompetitive landscape)
    • Adult Swim > IFC

    And god knows how expensive ESPN and Turner Sports would be...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I slept too late

    Wasting my holiday weekend

    Ugh
  • I just woke up and nobody's home.

    They're all probably off having fun without me.

  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Sorry, Mojave. Anything I can do to help besides internet hugs?
  • *shrug* I don't expect you to do anything, it's just annoying.
  • edited 2013-05-25 18:13:17
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The Nostalgia Critic finally reviewed The Tumblr Chronicles

    This ought to be entertaining
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    ................................................

    Oh Fuck, I had forgotten I don't have to go into work on Monday.

    Paid holidays are AAAAAWESOOOME~!
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Anyways, I accidentally typed "heper's hangout pegasi" into Google and it helpfully suggestgested "Homer's Hangout pegasi"
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    ...Should I point out the obvious anagram, or should I leave someone else to do it?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wish I qualified for holiday pay

    Stupid seasonal employment
  • edited 2013-05-25 18:20:34
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    In related news "pterripus" is still the proper use of "flying horses" and use of "Pegasi" is still an offense punishable by fines and jail time.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    You ask for a hamburger, I give you a
    hamburger. You raise it to your lips
    and take a bite. Your eye twitches
    involuntarily. Across the street a
    father of three falls down the stairs.
    You swallow and look down at the
    hamburger in your hands. I give you
    a hamburger. You swallow and look
    down at the hamburger in your
    hands. You cannot swallow. There are
    children at the top of the stairs. A
    pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I
    give you a hamburger. You look at my
    face, and I am pleading with you. The
    children are crying now. You raise the
    hamburger to your lips, tears stream
    down your face as you take a bite. I
    give you a hamburger. You are on
    your knees. You plead with me to go
    across the street. I hear only
    children’s laughter. I give you a
    hamburger. You are screaming as you
    fall down the stairs. I am your child.
    You cannot see anything. You take a
    bite of the hamburger. The concrete
    rushes up to meet you. You awake
    with a start in your own bed. Your eye
    twitches involuntarily. I give you a
    hamburger. As you kill me, I do not
    make a sound. I give you a
    hamburger.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    So...

    Every-time I see this:

    .

    I get this weird mental image of Jesus on the cross, picking up speed as "Gotta Go Fast" plays.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The Nostalgia Critic finally reviewed The Tumblr Chronicles

    This ought to be entertaining
    The Tumblr Chronicles?
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Wonderful Finnish bear!
    Very ebin!
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Anonus said:

    The Nostalgia Critic finally reviewed The Tumblr Chronicles

    This ought to be entertaining
    The Tumblr Chronicles?

  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Homosuck is shit
    #rekt #sorrynotsorry #shotsfired
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's a movie I just made up!

    Wouldn't it be funny though?
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    /jp/ /jp/ creativity
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So I thought I was gonna have to pay another $90 for an access code for Pearson MyMathLab for this semester

    But I bought a used textbook for $10 on Thriftbooks

    And it came complete with unused MyMathLab access code in the front

    Now I know how Macklemore feels
  • edited 2013-05-25 18:46:02
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^^Yeah, it would be...

    Why am I obsessed with having ABC Inc gain more scale? It's got just about everything a media conglomerate needs now: a major broadcast network, high-profile cable channels, and a big movie studio...

    ^Sweet!
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think
    this is a joke? You think giving me lip
    is a good idea? I'll fucking murder
    you.
    Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so
    funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna
    talk like that to me why don't you
    come here and say it to me face so I
    can answer your insults with a swift
    fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to
    say from hundreds of miles away but I
    bet if my fists were in reach of your
    face you would be like a tv on mute
    with no volume button. So do yourself
    a favor and keep your mouth shut
    unless you want to die. Next time you
    think about saying something like that
    to me I want you to remember one
    thing. I know the guy that created
    google maps and I can locate you in
    the time it took me to type this. Don't
    want anymore problems.... didn't
    think so faggot. You have any idea
    what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in
    the US Marine Core and I perfected it.
    I'm fully capable of using it on you
    motherfuckers. Do you know the
    dander your in if I find you? I am
    100$ serious. Bunch of god damn
    newfaf loser here and I will not have
    it. At least I've had sex, had
    girlfriends, and gotten laid, and
    blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of
    unpatriotic SHIT.
    I will not tolerate any more of you
    faggot ass faggots disrespecting me.
    do you know how close you are to
    being completely olibiterated? i am
    not even close to joking when i say
    you better shut the fuck up. is talking
    back to me really worth ending up
    dead in some ditch covered in your
    coevered in your own blood while
    you slowly bleeding out of a gunshot
    and knife would as you eventually die
    to death? FUCK YOU and show me the
    respect i deserve or you WILL know
    the true power of the furry of my
    unmstoppable raging wrath
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    You ask for a hamburger, I give you a
    hamburger. You raise it to your lips
    and take a bite. Your eye twitches
    involuntarily. Across the street a
    father of three falls down the stairs.
    You swallow and look down at the
    hamburger in your hands. I give you
    a hamburger. You swallow and look
    down at the hamburger in your
    hands. You cannot swallow. There are
    children at the top of the stairs. A
    pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I
    give you a hamburger. You look at my
    face, and I am pleading with you. The
    children are crying now. You raise the
    hamburger to your lips, tears stream
    down your face as you take a bite. I
    give you a hamburger. You are on
    your knees. You plead with me to go
    across the street. I hear only
    children’s laughter. I give you a
    hamburger. You are screaming as you
    fall down the stairs. I am your child.
    You cannot see anything. You take a
    bite of the hamburger. The concrete
    rushes up to meet you. You awake
    with a start in your own bed. Your eye
    twitches involuntarily. I give you a
    hamburger. As you kill me, I do not
    make a sound. I give you a
    hamburger.

    Levels of abstraction.
  • Went to see The Great Gatsby. I'd heard it wasn't that good. Turns out I'd heard right.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Thems fightin' words...

    ...for someone else. I haven't seen it yet.
  • Justice42 said:

    Thems fightin' words...


    ...for someone else. I haven't seen it yet.

    Meh. It was loud, flashy, boring, and the characters were flat.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    I found an ebin copypasta compilation but it is on Pastebin and that site makes my phone shit itself.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Justice42 said:

    Thems fightin' words...


    ...for someone else. I haven't seen it yet.

    Meh. It was loud, flashy, boring, and the characters were flat.
    That might be a plus for some of the characters given that a handful are purposely shallow representations of old money.

    Though, I'd hope Gatsby and whatever-the-main-guy's-name-was would have some depth.
  • Justice42 said:

    Justice42 said:

    Thems fightin' words...


    ...for someone else. I haven't seen it yet.

    Meh. It was loud, flashy, boring, and the characters were flat.
    That might be a plus for some of the characters given that a handful are purposely shallow representations of old money.

    Though, I'd hope Gatsby and whatever-the-main-guy's-name-was would have some depth.

    Nope. Also it was quite poorly structured. I had no idea what was going on most of the time.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Have you read the book?

    Mr. Darcy enjoyed it, but I doubt knowing what was going on at any given time was an issue for him. I wonder if it's not a great stand-alone movie, but a decent adaption non-the-less.
  • I haven't read the book. I could tell there was a lot lost in translation, though. 
  • edited 2013-05-25 19:49:17
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Well, they certainly didn't have rap music in the 20s...
  • edited 2013-05-25 19:51:06
    The rap music stuck out like a sore thumb. They also had some modern music that was changed to sound 1920s-ish, which lent some unintentional comedy.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I accidentally saved that picture of the strange looking Miku's who also are done up in KISS make-up to by backgrounds folder and now the four of them are blown up and it's creepy.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Them's fightin' words because I WANT TO OWN THAT MOVIE (okay, not that movie, more like Time Warner)
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    A friend of mine that loved the book despised the movie passionately. I think that I have described her reaction elsewhere here...
  • the soundtrack was actually pretty poorly regarded as far as I could tell. "$100 Bill" is a decent song but I heard most of the rest of the soundtrack was very unremarkable.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    You must MURDER Kexruct before he grows up to be a rival tycoon who buys things he dislikes just so he can burn them to the ground...

    ...But let him do it a FEW times, first. Because somehow setting flame to intellectual property has gotta look mad crazy cool.
  • edited 2013-05-25 19:57:33
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    All of you. All three of you must team up to stop Kexruct's strange but fun to watch reign of terror.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    *minimizes window* Oh GOD! They're still there!
  • Wait, I'm reigning terror?

    AGH WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME
  • I don't understand how I've managed to get into a game as objectively shitty as Sword Girls.
  • From what i've heard Leonardo DiCaprio's performance was good, but other than that the movie seemed consistently unsure of how true to the source material it wanted to be.


    I have yet to see it however.
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