The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    CA's picture is from Gravity Falls, I think.

    Imi's quote... I have no clue.
  • where is that from

    gravity falls
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Naney said:

    thrash metal played very very slowly

    THIS IS AN OXYMORON

    sort of
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yay, happy cow!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    word virus
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Duck syndrome
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    More things I learned just now: "Far From Over", from the Staying Alive soundtrack, was co-written by the same guy who wrote "Dare" and "The Touch" from the Transformers soundtrack.
  • One illustration of why: when I first became a feminist twenty years ago, I had an old-school feminist (wearing bright pink lipstick, mind you) ask, “What’s a feminist like you doing wearing a miniskirt?” I said to her, “I got out of the patriarchy because it was always telling me what to do. I’ll be damned if I let anyone else do it, either.” I told her that automatically rejecting everything the patriarchy demanded was allowing the patriarchy to control you just as much as if you did everything it ordered. As long as you were simply reacting, you were still granting the patriarchy all the power. Part of feminism, to me, was the freedom to choose for myself after carefully thinking out the issue, and I wasn’t going to cede that power to ANYONE, ever again. Besides, damn it, I had good legs, and I wasn’t above showing them off.
  • hey sunny
    get a tumblr
    miller out
  • edited 2013-04-29 10:44:10

    Sunny has a tumblr account IIRC, he mentioned that he follows me.


    i don't think he posts anything though.
  • The athletic, pure student.
    The healthy servant on the wrong side of the law.
    The miserable comic with a dark past.
    The marine needing a friend.
    The cooperative impostor.
    The selfless gambler.
    The ignored dancer.
    The materialistic trader.
    The eccentric traitor.
    The aged businessperson on the wrong side of the law.
    The private jailer who is prone to odd statements.
    The strong, charismatic musician who can't resist a fight.
    The nimble, social explorer with unexpected depths.
    The forceful, bloodthirsty beggar.
    The awkward heroine.
    The selfish acrobat.
    The enduring philosopher.
    The poised, vocal actor.
    The unpredictable comic hiding a dark secret.
    The acrobatic, experienced, sarcastic musician.
    The crippled, selfless, humble philanthropist who loves animals.
    The poised murderer.
    The midwife who hopes to be the best in his/her profession.
    The acrobatic midwife who is prone to odd statements.
    The striking official on the wrong side of the law.
    The dexterous, awestruck, cooperative dancer.
    The tough, enduring, chaste philanthropist with an odd birthmark.
    The just beggar.
    The sickly, bigoted marine haunted by flashbacks.
    The tough, patriotic, rude pedlar.
    The martial artist haunted by flashbacks.
    The awkward, extraverted assistant looking for a challenge.
    The champion from an unusual family line.
    The striking soldier haunted by dark memories.
    The dexterous, domineering teacher who loves children.
    The enduring acrobat who suffers from a chronic disease.
    The mercenary with a large fortune.
    The aged, cute miner.
    The crazy, hypocritical heir.
    The wily adventurer.
  • edited 2013-04-29 11:07:37
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^ That's bizarre.

    On a completely different note: Sufjan Stevens is a really smart dude.
  • The tough, enduring, chaste philanthropist with an odd birthmark.

    The aged businessperson on the wrong side of the law.

    these are my faves of the bunch.
  • edited 2013-04-29 11:18:51

    Anorexic elk boy who wears snow boarding clothing

    interesting.

    Urbane yeti girl who wears a regal outfit

    Yeti princess! :D

    Jazzy tanuki boy who wears a cheer leading outfit and needs Iraq

    ?????
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Naney said:


    Jazzy tanuki boy who wears a cheer leading outfit and needs Iraq

    ?????


    That's impressively specific.

    Undoubtedly the subject of someone's sexual fantasies.
  • However, it would slowly become clear that Tony Blair's pliant, Murdoch and business-friendly, transatlantic toadying administration merely set the seal on Margaret Thatcher's defiant, ultimately prophetic words - "There is no alternative" - a sleight of phrase which the entire, increasingly managerial and self-interested political establishment had now taken to heart.
  • edited 2013-04-29 11:29:49
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^ I suspected that's where you were drawing those from!

    ^ *whistles*

    Yep...
  • Surplus Capital

    Surplus Labour
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Organic kappa boy who wears cupcake accessories and wants Lion
    Auspicious cheetah boy who wears snow boarding clothing and loves Tenor
    Hardy crocodile girl who wears a lab coat and needs Roadway
    Poor alien boy who wears a skirt and wants Harbor
    Ossified robot girl who wears a waitress outfit and dislikes Fender

    That last one: Is she a Gretsch fan? Hmm...

    Also, the second is pretty ambiguous given the multiple meanings of "tenor."
  • edited 2013-04-29 11:36:19
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Naney said:

    You posting Test Department at the mention of Thatcher has become like me posting The Virgin Prunes at the mention of Satan, but more so.

    That is pleasing.

    Now, why is my font suddenly different...?

    And then it's Arial when I post again. Weird.
  • Now, why is my font suddenly different...?

    And then it's Arial when I post again. Weird.

    i've had that happen quite a bit.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    So.

    What do you guys think of "Accidental Racist"
  • Odradek said:

    So.


    What do you guys think of "Accidental Racist"
    i have not heard of it, but i am 98% sure that if i google it i will end up clawing my eyes out.
  • i assume that that is a video of that "accidental racist" deelybopper


    fortunately i cannot see youtube videos at the moment.
  • edited 2013-04-29 11:48:19
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I think those Tintin covers may feature some accidental racism

    ^it's the 1812 overture
  • You know what they say about assuming.

    "Your donkey gets kicked and then someone plays Yume Nikki."
  • You know what they say about assuming.

    "Your donkey gets kicked and then someone plays Yume Nikki."

    yeah, they do say that don't they.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Able medusa girl who wears winter clothing and needs Trout

    hmmm
  • edited 2013-04-29 11:53:50

    lee4hmz said:

    Able medusa girl who wears winter clothing and needs Trout

    hmmm
    i'm imagining she's wearing a parka and going ice fishing.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    she's a huge Kilgore Trout fan
  • that is a neat mental image, if i could art i would art that.
  • maybe i should take up arting again
  • In the book "Habitual words through history" Professor Heildrech examines the latent homosexuality worship in America and other such countries given their rephrasing of the word "Gay"

    "What was once a descriptive term for positive emotions such as happiness, joy, cheerfulness, had now become linked to homosexuals, Interpretations of this evidence would suggest that users of the term felt that this emotion was in greater quantities of those who could be described as engaging in homosexual activities"
  • tupelo

    tupelo

    tupelo
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Grandpa pissed his pants again
    He don't give a damn
    Brother Billy has both guns drawn
    He ain't been right since Vietnam

    "Sweet home Alabama"
    Play that dead band's song
    Turn those speakers up full blast
    Play it all night long

    Daddy's doing Sister Sally
    Grandma's dying of cancer now
    The cattle all have brucellosis
    We'll get through somehow

    "Sweet home Alabama"
    Play that dead band's song
    Turn those speakers up full blast
    Play it all night long

    I'm going down to the Dew Drop Inn
    See if I can drink enough
    There ain't much to country living
    Sweat, piss, jizz and blood

    "Sweet home Alabama"
    Play that dead band's song
    Turn those speakers up full blast
    Play it all night long
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    "What was once a descriptive term for positive emotions such as happiness, joy, cheerfulness, had now become linked to homosexuals, Interpretations of this evidence would suggest that users of the term felt that this emotion was in greater quantities of those who could be described as engaging in homosexual activities"

    Is this a joke or...?

    (The current use of the word "gay" comes from the old expression "going gay," applied to men who went from being very uptight or "straight" to very flamboyant upon becoming part of what passed for the gay scene back in the '20s and '30s. The more you know.)
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Naney said:
    He looks like a fluffy little ball of fire!
  • Technically, it is a joke, but at the same time it's from a German professor who lived in the year 2052, so I couldn't fault him for his insufficient research.


  • one of the weirdest intros i've ever heard.
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