You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
(8:44:09 PM) CentralAve: so anyway, the pegasus goes outside
(8:44:26 PM) CentralAve: and she's getting ready to fly off but she sees that Charlotte's dad is standing across the street
(8:44:33 PM) CentralAve: and i mean, he's off duty and all, but why risk it?
(8:44:45 PM) CentralAve: who know, maybe giving breathalyzer tests is a hobby of his
(8:44:50 PM) CentralAve: so she just goes back inside
(8:45:01 PM) CentralAve: and the Englishman is laughing his ass off at this
(8:45:06 PM) CentralAve: because he's totes drunk
(8:45:11 PM) CentralAve: or "pissed" as he'd call it
(8:46:06 PM) CentralAve: so then the Twilight fan is like "aren't vampires sexy"
(8:46:07 PM) CentralAve: and everyone else is like "why did you just decide to randomly say that?"
(8:46:40 PM) CentralAve: and she's like "well it's better than talking about this dumb horse and her FUI"
(8:46:54 PM) CentralAve: and the pegasus is like "excuse me, bitch, i've never ONcE been convicted of FUI"
(8:47:08 PM) CentralAve: and the englishman is all "FU is right!"
(8:47:16 PM) CentralAve: and then they all just sorta have a laugh
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
(8:52:12 PM) CentralAve: so then the englishman starts speaking in some weird foreign language
(8:52:16 PM) CentralAve: i think it's called english
(8:52:21 PM) CentralAve: but not like american english
(8:52:30 PM) CentralAve: some, like, english english
(8:53:03 PM) CentralAve: He's like "My lorry's parked up by the kerb, mate"
(8:53:11 PM) CentralAve: And the Twilight fan says "Who's Laurie?"
(8:53:19 PM) CentralAve: And the Englishman says "My lorry!"
(8:53:57 PM) CentralAve: and the pegasus is like "so wait, you can drive here but i'm not allowed to fly off. so un-rainbow."
(8:54:12 PM) CentralAve: and the twilight fan's like "i told you before we got here, i'm the designated driver"
(8:54:23 PM) CentralAve: "i mean seriously" she says "why did you think i'm not drinking anything"
(8:54:32 PM) CentralAve: "because you're under 21, duh" says the pegasus
(8:54:41 PM) CentralAve: "i am NOt under 21" says the Twilight fan
(8:54:52 PM) CentralAve: and the englishman's just laughing
so now my mother is mad at me because I changed my mind about going with her to help her clean out the van (I thought we were also going out to eat and am hungry, that's the entire reason I wanted to go in the first place).
Can today please stop getting progressively shittier now?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
(9:00:43 PM) CentralAve: so a little bit of time passes, and they drink some more
(9:00:48 PM) CentralAve: except the twilight fan, i guess
(9:00:54 PM) CentralAve: then she's like "so, how's Laurie?"
(9:01:12 PM) CentralAve: and the englishman's like "not bad, i guess. needs some more petrol..."
(9:01:28 PM) CentralAve: and the twilight fan's like "petrol? do you need a prescription for that?"
(9:01:47 PM) CentralAve: "i don't understand how you people get by without flying," says the weather pegasus
(9:02:29 PM) CentralAve: (fuck i forgot where i was going with that)
(9:10:27 PM) CentralAve: "So Laurie's on Petrol?" says the Twilight fan
(9:10:48 PM) CentralAve: "Yeah," says the Englishman. "I mean, I could've bought a diesel one, but..."
(9:11:01 PM) CentralAve: "Where's Laurie from, anyway?" asks the Twilight Fan
(9:11:37 PM) CentralAve: "Some place in Birmingham" the englishman replies
(9:11:49 PM) CentralAve: "Ooh, she's from Alabama!"
(9:11:59 PM) CentralAve: "you're doing that on purpose now, aren't you?" says the englishman
(9:12:08 PM) CentralAve: "doing what on purpose?" says the twilight fan
(9:13:04 PM) CentralAve: "how is this conversation happening like this when you're not even the drunk one?" says the weather pegasus
(9:13:29 PM) CentralAve: "don't blame this on me!" says the twilight fan. "he's the one not making any sense!"
(9:14:13 PM) CentralAve: "and poor Laurie is outside in the cold waiting for us, too!"
(9:14:28 PM) CentralAve: "i don't see how that's a surprise considering we all rode here in it" says the englishman
(9:19:21 PM) CentralAve: so the bartender's basically just been standing here listening to this the whole time, y'know?
(9:19:26 PM) CentralAve: and he's finally had enough
(9:19:37 PM) CentralAve: so he turns to the twilight fan and says "a 'lorry' is a truck"
(9:19:48 PM) CentralAve: and the twilight fan says "HOW DARE YOU"
(9:20:05 PM) CentralAve: "INSULTING MY FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT"
(9:20:22 PM) CentralAve: and the enlighman goes "I'M NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A BLOODY LORRY"
(9:20:39 PM) CentralAve: "Bloody? Oh my god, what did you do to her?"
(9:20:49 PM) CentralAve: "Can we get on with it?" says the weather pegasus
(9:21:07 PM) CentralAve: "I feel like this whole Who's On First gag was run into the ground several lines of dialogue ago"
(9:21:22 PM) CentralAve: and everybody goes "fair enough" and they get back to drinking
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so now my mother is mad at me because I changed my mind about going with her to help her clean out the van (I thought we were also going out to eat and am hungry, that's the entire reason I wanted to go in the first place).
Can today please stop getting progressively shittier now?
I honestly don't know what I want anyone to say to it.
I've just had such a shitty day, and I want to be over it before my little brothers' First Holy Communion tomorrow but....yeah.
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