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  • For some reason I'm thinking back to the time in 2011 when Anonus compared me to Tavros Nitram.


    I get the feeling that comparison is more accurate than I'd like to admit... >_<
    fuckin page bottom glitc)(
    ftfy
  • Ramus described me as a mix between Sollux and Tavros.

    On that note, I miss Ramus.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Dear Ramus, he has vanished from eternity. Such is fate.
  • edited 2013-03-07 19:57:46
    No, he still posts on TvT I believe. Just not on the Trash Heap anymore. Can't say I blame him, I don't really have a place there anymore either.
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-03-07 19:58:53
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    Younger me reminded me of (and resonated with) John the most, though I did gain Tavros's hair somewhere along the line. I kinda lost the whole "I'm so Wacky and Random" thing over time though, although some people probably would say I haven't.

    Nowadays I don't know if any of the cast really seems incredibly similar to me but eh, if you told me someone I'd take your word for it.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    A cinderblock-chucking robot beast! The future really is here. :')
  • edited 2013-03-07 19:59:04
    @tre

    You seem sort of like a male Jade and sort of like a significantly less derp Jake to me.
  • Naney said:

    I always liked that robot.
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-03-07 20:00:25
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    Kexruct said:

    @tre


    You seem sort of like a male Jade and sort of like a significantly less derp Jake to me.
    Well, if nothing else, the colors fit! :P

    Seriously, though, I could actually see either of those. Only without Jake's obvious utter man-candy.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I remind myself of Tavros insofar as I sorta resent my position in life but never bring myself to stand up and make a change.

    As for which character I'm most like...lol I dunno. Haven compared me to Nepeta a couple times, but Nepeta never really does anything except die.
  • dear sweet precious nepeta :P
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What's the best browser for Android?


    Usually I use Chrome but lately I've been experimenting with Firefox...
  • Kexruct said:

    Kexruct said:

    Every time I've brought up Catholicism IRL in the past few months someone has made a Catholic priest joke. It'd be a lot less annoying if it weren't for the fact that literally every single one of them is just lolrape without any real humor involved.



    I was raised Catholic and I make those jokes.

    Mostly because Bennedict was kind of a dick and I hope we get a better pope this time but we probably won't.

    I don't like the Pope ==> lolrape

    I'm not following your logic.



    pedo jokes are the easiest to make about the Catholic Church.

    therefore

    lolrape.

  • Central Avenue said:lately I've been experimenting with Firefox...

    my my
    my
  • Boku No Communion Wafer
  • THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY GHOST


    THREE NIGGAS…THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT…WAS…THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND JESUS WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, JESUS WAS HIS MOTHERfu*kING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN’T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER!
  • Anyone want to guess what time it is.

    It's Hammer Time.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    You didn't give us time to guess.
  • So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON’T READ A BOOK CALLED THE BIBLE, DON’T DO IT NIGGA, IT’S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I’M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!"
  • edited 2013-03-07 20:07:56
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^^^ Is it? My clock is wrong, but when I tried to get a stepladder to climb up and reach it, I couldn't touch it.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Chico time?

    ...Ugh, I feel dirty just saying that.
  • edited 2013-03-07 20:09:39

    THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like “Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo…….” THEN THEY NAILED HIM TO THE MOTHERfu*kING CROSS AND THEN I SAID “YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” I couldn’t fu*king believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, sh*t was so disturbing..YET I COULDN’T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM…..THOSE NIGGAS…YOOOOOOO…….THOSE NIGGAS….AND MARY MAGDALENE SAW THEM THEN SHE…YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……..
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    putto the cake in the oben fo a whire
  • edited 2013-03-07 20:15:26
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Every single day, stress comes in every way
    I ain't got no time for nobody
    My style is rich, dope, phat in which
    We'll make a cake that looks rich

    Crack crack crack the egg into the bowl
    M-I-X the flour into the bowl
    Crack crack crack the egg into the bowl
    M-I-X the flour into the bowl

    Baking a cake, yes, means you gotta try
    I'm doing this for years, but don't ask me why

    Butter butter butter joins the bowl
    We're making us a cake that you never seen before
    Heat up the oven, now we're on a roll
    Cheap cheap cheap's the name of my soul

    The other day, I was called a little turkey
    But I'm a chicken, got it? Ya beef jerky!

    Put the cake in the oven for a while
    Leave it there, come on, clean the pile
    Put the cake in the oven for a while
    Leave it there, come on, clean the pile
    Here, I got a little sample
    'Cause ample time's just what we don't have

    A chicken in the kitchen is making all the sound
    The cake is done while we were sitting around

    All we gotta do is apply the final touches
    Take out the shrimp, the clam and the perches
    The perch goes here, the clam goes there
    The litte tiny shrimps just go everywhere
    Whatever you like's in the middle, fiddle
    Seafood cake comes just like the riddle

    OK, OK, that wasn't so hard, was it?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    PLAY WITH ME
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *dances in a circle with avenue* :D
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Shut up and eat!
    Too bad, no bon appetit!
    Shut up and eat!
    You know my love is sweet!

    Yes, I'm cooking for my son and his wife
    It's his thirtieth birthday
    Pour berries into my bowl
    Add milk of two months ago
    'It's moldy mom, isn't it?'
    I don't give a flying fuck though

    Shut up and eat!
    Too bad, no bon appetit!
    Shut up and eat!
    You know my love is sweet!
    Shut up and eat!
    Too bad, no bon appetit!
    Shut up and eat!
    You know my love is sweet!

    It's food nouveau
    It's food nouveau
    It's the shape of love
    Beat it! Beat it up!
    Beat it! Beat it up!

    Extra sugar, extra salt
    Extra oil and MSG
    Extra sugar, extra salt
    Extra oil and MSG

    Shut up and eat!
    Too bad, no bon appetit!
    Shut up and eat!
    You know my love is sweet!
    Shut up and eat!
    Too bad, no bon appetit!
    Shut up and eat!
    You know my love is sweet!

    You were born in the sixties
    We made a war with the Vietnamese
    We loved LSD, we died easily
    Can we just say c'est la vie?
    So what! Say what! For your own sake
    Do you have a headache or heartbreak?
    Are you made or broken by the birthday cake?
    You may be slow on the uptake
    I pour pot in the birthday cake
    So what! Say what! For my own sake
    Watch out yo! Here I come yo!
    I'm gonna change to a rattlesnake
    Turn up the TV! Do you agree?
    Yeah, I'm talking turkey take it from me
    I'm gonna show my love for my dove
    'But it's moldy, mom, isn't it?'

    Extra sugar, extra salt
    Extra oil and MSG
    Extra sugar, extra salt
    Extra oil and MSG

    Shut up and eat!
    Too bad, no bon appetit!
    Shut up and eat!
    You know my love is sweet!
    Shut up and eat!
    Too bad, no bon appetit!
    Shut up and eat!
    You know my love is very sweet!
  • the new SimCity game launched with a 9.5 on Polygon

    and now thanks to server issues (the game has to have a constant internet connection in order to play) the game has gone down from its original score to an 8.5, and from an 8.5 down to a 4

    EA, man. how heroes fall.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    i wanted that game to be good :(
  • Tre said:

    the new SimCity game launched with a 9.5 on Polygon


    and now thanks to server issues (the game has to have a constant internet connection in order to play) the game has gone down from its original score to an 8.5, and from an 8.5 down to a 4

    EA, man. how heroes fall.
    hahahahahaa
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Electronic Arts, as the prophecies foretell, is pure evil. >:p
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-03-07 20:22:20
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    i wanted that game to be good :(

    that's the thing, it IS good, but they launched the damn thing with servers that couldn't handle the audience.

    silly geese, got what they deserved from it. poor maxis, I doubt it was their idea. 
  • edited 2013-03-07 20:22:29
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Here I come, rougher than the rest of them
    the best of them, tougher than leather.
    You can call me Knuckles, unlike Sonic I don't chuckle
    I'd rather flex my muscles
    I'm hard as nails, it ain't hard to tell
    I break'em down whether they're solid or frail.
    Unlike the rest I'm independent
    It's my first breath, first test
    feel the right then the worst's left 
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    private equity
  • Electronic Arts, as the prophecies foretell, is pure evil. >:p

    activisión is worse

    EA is the lesser of two evils
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Fear's awake
    Anger beats loud
    Face reality
    Never be charity
    The enemy you're fighting covers whole society
    -Damn right
    Mommy's not here gotta fight
    -All night

    Right here shadow
    10 o'clock direction
    Seize the moment
    They destroy the nation
    Your rhyme is slow-motion
    Give me motivation
    Freaked out now
    And dead on arrival

    Round up around
    Spit out all over
    Rhyme like a rolling stone
    Come in the crowd
    Watch out the moon
    They diss you loud
    Guess what this sound
    It bombs whole ground
    So round up

    Don't ease your pace
    Cuz enemy is brutal
    Moment of truth
    There ain't no truce
    You're the only one
    One world
    One love
    But the battle goes on
    Shadows of mass destruction
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    When did Activision and EA turn greedy? All I ever hear about either of them is how incompetent or greedy they are...
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    When did Activision and EA turn greedy? All I ever hear about either of them is how incompetent or greedy they are...
    EA has a long history of buying out smaller studios and then destroying them, and also they treat employees badly and are just generally evil. I started to learn of their evil because I took an interest in the rise and fall of Origin Systems. :)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I am experiencing INTENSE boredom

    I'm tired but I don't want to sleep, and I'm annoyed because it's still so early in the evening
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *hug* :D
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    thanks
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Feeling all pressured by the peers and the media
    Getting jiggy with confines place, I'm telling ya
    Anywhere you be from New York to Siberia
    Gotta feel your own beat and shake your derriere
    I'mma put it down (down)
    Grabbing this crown (crown)
    Lay your dollars on the ground,
    Gonna double up now
    Six to five to four to three two
    One more time, heavy punchline about to bruise

    Let it go let it out let it go let it out
    Take a deep breath
    Deep breath deep breath
    Lay low lay high lay low lay high
    Until you feel vibes, now touch the sky

    Let it go let it out let it go let it out
    Take a deep breath
    Deep breath deep breath
    Lay low lay high lay low lay high
    Until you feel vibes, now touch the sky
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-03-07 20:33:05
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    When did Activision and EA turn greedy? All I ever hear about either of them is how incompetent or greedy they are...
    I remember Activision getting shady around the time Bobby Kodick started plugging Guitar Hero as their cash cow, although one's mileage may vary on whether or not their shadiness started before that.

    As for EA, well, people have practically always hated EA, perhaps most notably in 2008 when Spore came out with that quote-unquote "terrible" DRM. I've been largely okay with them for the most part because a good number of my favorite console games are by them (none of which were Spore, I haven't played it), although I'm not a huge fan of Origin, their Steam-killer game service, largely because it requires me to have yet another stinkin' account to manage in order to play my games (a mild annoyance) and it heralds their age of "buy it new to play online or pay us $10 more than what you bought it for" (which I hate).
  • edited 2013-03-07 20:35:03
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Hey guys. How's it going?

    I've been a little busy at school, but midterms for all my classes are done and graded now.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Gatorfriend!!!!!!!

    school rhymes with drool :)
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