The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Sherlock is abrasive and self-centered, but he's hardly a sociopath.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    GOOD MORNING WATIERM,AN

    GAH
    chefa why are you shouting like that

    sorry waiterman
    i wast just so excidted to show your our new kietchen

    chef
    this is the same cikitchen as befoe
    you've just covered everything in a thinck layer of glieter

    i know, right/
    it sparkels like nwe!
    it wan't easty, either

    hwo did you do this chef

    simpel
    i stayed at the rEstaruant all night paitning everything in a think load of Crayola glitterpaint
    i think i inhaled more glitter tha na mortal human could servive

    do youi need mediacl treatmetn,chef

    no, it hink i'm fine

    (Chef coughs; a cloud of glitter explodes from his mouth.)

    Eww.

    So, waiterman, what do you think of my glitterkitchn

    i'm not sure i see the practial puripose it serves chef

    wel, you alwayw said you wanted more excitement in our life, right?
    what could possibly be more exicting than GILTTER?

    i could thik of a few things 

    look, i told you waiterman, i'm not into you that way.

    i...what?

    see, watierman, i see us morpe as moirails

    moir--that's nto a real workd, chef

    yes it is

    no it's not

    yes it is

    not it's not

    (Josh walks in.)

    Hey, guys! I'm in the States for a few days, so I thought I'd drop in and check on my favorite--

    (Josh looks around, sees the glitter-covered kitchen.)

    Um, I can see I came at a bad time. I'll call you later.

    (Josh runs off.)

    what's his deal

    i dunno waiterman.
    moirail hug?

    moriail hug.

    (Chef and Waiterman hug tenderly. The end.)
  • oh god guys

    I heard "All Around The World" by Justin B. and thought the vox were okay and the production was actually awesome

    and the song wasn't produced by Zedd

    which means

    I like a JB song legitimately, without any external factors in play

    0_0
  • I keep tellin you dude, The Biebs is legit
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    The end--of Chef and Waiterman? Or this episode? :p
  • As long as you love me
    We could be starving, we could be homeless, we could be broke
    As long as you love me
    I'll be your platinum, I'll be your silver, I'll be your gold
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    The end--of Chef and Waiterman? Or this episode? :p

    Just this episode. ^_^

    After all, the Glitterkitchen arc is just beginning!
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I'm gonna cover *your* kitchen in glitter! :D
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *glitters the next poster's kitchen*
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
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    ...but this isn't even Easy mode! This is a Last Word spell (Eirin's), and Last Word is actually the *hardest* challenge in Imperishable Night. :p

    For comparison, here is one of Eirin's spells in the storyline, from Easy mode:

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    See? This is not so bad.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Naney said:

    I keep tellin you dude, The Biebs is legit

    Yeah, the BBC is pretty great.
  • Still going WTF at it, Ray.

    So the caption still applies.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Those little red bullets move kind of slow, and spread outward as they go down. The big red bubbles stay at the top so they are not a problem! The blue lasers switch on and off, changing positions, but there is always a second or so of lines to show where they are going to appear. Also there is a lot of space, considering the small player hitbox. :)
  • edited 2013-03-05 17:10:18
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Also that is near the very end of the game. :p
  • Touhou makes me go WTF for very different reasons.

    Also, found a Touhou themed mega-man game.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Hugo Chavez died.
  • edited 2013-03-05 17:42:04
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Naney said:

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    Somebody actually thinking through how to cloth a large tail. I appreciate that.

    Naturally, she's making what appears to be one of the Chibi Totoro.

    Naney said:

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    Rastafarian-themed pothead anime parodies.

    The world is amazing.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Odradek said:

    Hugo Chavez died.

    Man, that timing. (Yes, this article was posted before his death.)
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Hugo Chavez died?

    I get the feeling that international politics are going to get a bit weirder than usual in the next few months...
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    If nothing else, there's going to be a huge power vacuum in Venezuela.
  • edited 2013-03-05 17:49:52
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Which, given what brought Chavez to power, is probably going to suck for the Venezuelan lower and working classes if another charismatic lefty doesn't rear his or her head in the near future.

    Not to say that I agreed with everything Chavez did—the guy was pretty authoritarian and kind of a dick—but still, I feel for his people.
  • So a funny thing happened at lunch today.

    I was talking to a friend who I'd known for several months now, and he'd brought up his sister. I realized that I only knew one thing about his sister. I brought this up to him.

    "It's weird, but the only time you've ever mentioned your sister is when you complained about her watching some show about drag queens." 

    At that moment, three people chimed in, all saying the same thing.

    "Rupaul's drag race?!" (seriously am i the only person who only recently learned who that is?)

    One said it in a way that indicated that he watches it ironically.

    The other, the only female who chimed in incidentally, said it in a way that indicated she watches it because she thinks gay people are funny.

    The last said it in a way that indicated that he thought it was a show about cars at first but quickly realized it wasn't.

    ...

    You had to be there.
  • edited 2013-03-05 17:59:00
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Touhou makes me go WTF for very different reasons.
    ?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    But there's no porn in Touhou...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    I've never seen Elementary, but I admit the casting of a female Watson bothered me at first, since it seemed like a cheap way of injecting heteronormativity into the obligatory Holmes/Watson pairing.


    'Course, I realized afterwards that it's likely they just did it as a way to distinguish their take from the BBC's Sherlock.

    So, in conclusion, I should watch the show before I draw an opinion of it. #ineedahashtaghere #butidontknowwhichonefits
    well, if they ever hook up...

    it's a CBS show, you know

    CBS is very populist/mainstream
  • I've never seen Elementary, but I admit the casting of a female Watson bothered me at first, since it seemed like a cheap way of injecting heteronormativity into the obligatory Holmes/Watson pairing.

    ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................


    (*intense frustrated angry noises*)
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Holmes / Moriarty.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Also, found a Touhou themed mega-man game.
    Is it Mega Mari? :D
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Are the intense frustrated angry noises directed at me or the subject matter? I'm too tired to tell from context...
  • goddamn I got bitches

    damn I got bitches

    damn I got bitches

    wifey, girlfriend, and mistress

    in other news I am home from a long day of accompanying my mother on job hunting. I'm also about halfway through the first novel I've read in far too long.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well you lost me then

    What did I say wrong?
  • damn I got bitches

    i like honestly don't see how somebody needs more than one
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    What's wrong with having multiple dogs, hmm?
  • Naney said:

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    starting a band called "Crazy High Maidens" now, thx for this
  • Naney said:

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    where's this from it looks pretty bossin
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I was thinking about changing my avatar, but I'd just end up kinda wanting this one back

    In other words: I'd commit a minor miss-da-Meenah.
  • I was thinking about changing my avatar, but I'd just end up kinda wanting this one back

    In other words: I'd commit a minor miss-da-Meenah.

    ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-03-05 18:23:20
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    the Weekenders (2014)

    created by Doug Langdale
    (re)developed by Lyle Terry for Thirteen
    to be aired on Cartoon Network
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Cod damn, that was an awful pun.
  • Well you lost me then

    What did I say wrong?

    there are like multiple things, which are interconnected and none of which take priority over the others so i will be addressing them in an entirely random arbitrary order in a somewhat rambling fashion.

    The dynamic of the friendship between Holmes and Watson in the source material is very important (imo) to the way they are meant to function as a duo, and changing the status of that relationship throws everything off. If the writers were ironing out an actual gay relationship, that would be heteronormative. As they are not doing so, it isn't, and so your use of "heteronormative" here is not only misleading, but also devalues the term.


    Now, the writers of Elementary definitely could have kept Watson male and made the two a gay couple. As artists they have a lot of leeway interpreting a work. However, supposing that they wanted to introduce the possibility of a relationship between the two, creating a gay relationship there opens up a big can of worms that they are not entitled to open, and one that they would have to either spend a lot of screen time covering or dismiss entirely (which would be rather disrespectful to all the hardships that the gay community has to go through and yadda yadda you get my point) So if they just wanted to explore that new dynamic making Watson (or Holmes for that matter) female is the logical choice.


    i had other things that i intended to say when i started writing this but they appear to have slipped my mind sorry
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