Well I got enough sleep last night and i think i fixed my sleep schedule and i also had the weirdest dream of all time.
In my dream i was an orphan waif living in victorian england and to get out of the rain i went to Target where i looked at some yu-gi-oh cards and i ended up buying some sort of Saw spinoff CD and i started watching that but it turned out to be some sort of combination of Troll 2 sequel / scat porno /staunchly anti-communist My Little Pony fanfiction.
the most memorable scene was where Spike was yelling at Twilight (who was an eyeless dragon) that he would not get on the train because it was paid for with taxpayer dollars and therefore communist, and Twilight screamed STOP TALKING IN THE LIBRARY and turned into an eva.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
The Dept. of Health and Hospitals ordered the staff at the Shreveport-Bossier Rescue Mission to throw 1,600 pounds of donated venison in garbage bins – and then ordered then to douse the meat with Clorox – so other animals would not eat the meat.
“Deer meat is not permitted to be served in a shelter, restaurant or any other public eating establishment in Louisiana,” said a Health Dept. official in an email to Fox News. “While we applaud the good intentions of the hunters who donated this meat, we must protect the people who eat at the Rescue Mission, and we cannot allow a potentially serious health threat to endanger the public.”
Here you go, have some hormone and antibiotic-juiced grade-D shredded canned meat-like product instead, NUM NUM NUM
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
Please tell your poetry teacher that a cranky Marine you know from a forum on the internet thinks that the only true poetry is a limerick and everything else is fucking garbage
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Hello.
I was gonna brag about my thrift store purchase but I drove past a massive house fire on the way home and that kinda killed the mood, so...yeah.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It's a little before noon here, so there was a pretty good chance that nobody was home.
I've got the TV on to see if there's anything about it on the 12-o-clock news.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Ugh, I've slipped back into my old habit of drinking too much soda.
I haven't done this since the last time I had an extended break from school, back in 2011 >_<
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I had one early this morning (before I left for the thrift store) and another just now.
I use it to self-medicate, to an extent, because I find that caffeine, unintuitively, helps me calm down.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Well odds are I'll have another one at dinner and then one around 2 AM.
Except in reality I'll probably sleep through at least one of those
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Eyedea has been called hip-hop's Kurt Cobain. While I normally detest that kind of "[rockstar] of [genre]" metaphor, given their respective subject matter, status, and personal lives, I think the comparison's actually pretty apt.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Right... :\
Also the disambiguation notice on that page made me giggle because I'm 12.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You know, I have this fascination with taking things meant for utilitarian purposes and displaying them in my home. A traffic signal, an EXIT sign, an electric wall clock meant for commercial use, orange cones, etc.
I've always been like that, too. When I was 5, I got to keep a small "Blues" sign from a Record & Tape Outlet store that was going out of business, and I thought that was the coolest thing ever.
I guess by now I should have accepted this as one of my little quirks but to this day I worry it makes me pathetic.
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I'm pretty sure that if you designed and sold your own brand of sunglasses based off of another franchise in America, you'd be thrown in San Quentin.
Hola.
I am at McDonald's. My little brothers are doing school in the playland.
there's actually a McDonald's "college" program called Hamburger University. It's where they train their managers and such.
I only know because my mom works there.
Here actually, at this specific McDonald's. Though she's not actually working right now.
>McDonald's offers free wi-fi
>there's only one outlet in the entire dining area
“Deer meat is not permitted to be served in a shelter, restaurant or any other public eating establishment in Louisiana,” said a Health Dept. official in an email to Fox News. “While we applaud the good intentions of the hunters who donated this meat, we must protect the people who eat at the Rescue Mission, and we cannot allow a potentially serious health threat to endanger the public.”
Here you go, have some hormone and antibiotic-juiced grade-D shredded canned meat-like product instead, NUM NUM NUM
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I learned this from a webcomic!
Please tell your poetry teacher that a cranky Marine you know from a forum on the internet thinks that the only true poetry is a limerick and everything else is fucking garbage
thanks in advance
What webcomic, btw?
the opening theme to Gilligan's Island is fucking baller
maybe I should reconsider my stance due to that
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Hopefully everyone got out ok.
hello peeps.
I am playing Spelunky. I realize I'm like half a decade late on this but damn this game is awsum
Two in a day really isn't too much soda.
At least not compared to me anyway.