The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

Hexartes · 2013-02-02 01:18:28

I get it cracking like a bad back.
Bitch talkin she the queen, when she looking like a lab rat
I'm Angelina, you Jennifer
Come on bitch, you see where Brad at
Ice my wrists and I piss on bitches
You can suck my diznik if you take this jizzes
You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, givin this the business
Cause I pull up and I'm stuntin' but I ain't a stuntman
Yes I'm rockin' Jordans but I ain't a jumpman
Bitches play the back cause they know I'm the front man
Put me on the dollar cause I'm who they trust in
Ayo SB, what's the fucks good?
We ship platinum, them bitches are shipping wood
Them nappy headed hoes but my kitchen good
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
A bitch would

[Hook:]
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe [x3]
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)

Look bubbles go back to your habitat
MJ gone and I ain't having that
How you gon' be the stunt double to the nigga monkey
Top of that I'm in the Phantom looking hella chonky

Ice my wrists and I piss on bitches
You can suck my diznik if you take this jizzes
You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, givin this the business

Cause I pull up in that Porsche but it ain't De Rossi
Pretty bitches only can get in my posse
Yes, My name is Roman, last name is Zolanski
But no relation to Roman Polanski
Hey yo, baby bop, fuck you and your EP
Who's gassin' this hoe? BP?
Hmm thinks, 1, 2, 3, to the Nicki Minaj blink
Cause these hoes so busted
Hoes is so crusty, these bitches is my sons
And I don't want custody
Hoes so busted
Hoes is so crusty, these bitches is my sons
And I don't want custody

[Hook:]
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe [x3]
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)

If you cute then the crew can roll
If you sexy eat my cooca raw
Put ya cape on, you a super hoe
2012, I'm at the superbowl

Stupid hoes is my enemy
Stupid hoes is so whack
Stupid hoe shoulda befriended me
Then she coulda probably came back

Stupid hoes is my enemy
Stupid hoes is so whack
Stupid hoe shoulda befriended me
Then she coulda probably came back

You're a stupid hoe
You're a stupid hoe
You're a stupid hoe

And I ain't hit that note,
But, fuck you stupid hoe
Yeah, fuck you stupid hoe
I said fuck a stupid hoe,
Yeah, fuck a stupid hoe
I said fuck a stupid hoe,
Yeah, fuck a stupid hoe
I said fuck a stupid hoe
Yeah, fuck a stupid hoe

I am the female Weezy...

Imipolex G · 2013-02-02 01:22:31

Tre said:

Imipölex G said:
I have a confession to make: I don't know which one is Sweet Bro and which one is Hella Jeff
Jeff is the blonde.

And now I know!

Princess Alice · 2013-02-02 01:22:49

Tre said:
Also, apparently Columbus is like the 15th largest city in the US while Raleigh is somewhere near 42 and Denver's probably somewhere in between the two.

Color me jealous.

It's always weird when someone reminds me of that. It's like, I keep wishing I lived in a "big city", but in reality there are only 14 cities larger than this one in the US to begin with. :\

Imipolex G · 2013-02-02 01:23:25

Sometimes I'd like a translation of "Stupid Hoe" but I think that would ruin it.

Obā-san · 2013-02-02 01:23:52

2 Chainz – featured artist
A$AP Ty – producer
Virgil Abloh – creative director
Action Bronson – featured artist
Derek "MixedByAli" Ali – Engineer
A$AP Rocky – executive producer, primary artist
Joey Bada$$ – featured artist
Mark Bengston – engineer
Big K.R.I.T. – featured artist
Birdy Nam Nam – engineer
Danny Brown – featured artist
Jack "Sutherfolk" Brown – engineer
Nathan Burgess – assistant
Noel Cadastre – assistant
Noel "Gadget" Campbell – mixing
Clams Casino – producer
Kyauna Clarke – background vocals
Tom Coyne – mastering
Danger Mouse – drums, organ, piano, producer, string arrangements, synthesizer
Mike Dean – mixing
Hector Delgado – editing, engineer, mixing, producer, scratching
Drake – featured artist
Finatik – keyboards, producer, programming
Vanessa Freebairn-Smith – strings
Friendzone – producer
Gee Bizzy – assistant
Erwin Gorostiza – creative director
Matthew Henson – stylist
Hit-Boy – producer
Matt Huber – assistant
Stuart Innis – assistant
Chace Johnson – executive producer, management
Jim Jonsin – keyboards, producer, programming

Kennie Takahashi – engineer
Phil Knott – photography
Kendrick Lamar – featured artist
Bryan Leach – executive producer
Luke Leveille – assistant
Lord Flacko – producer, remixing
Rico Love – producer
Laura Jane Lowther –background vocals
Daniel Lynas – engineer
Robert Marks – mixing
Nikolas Marzouca – engineer
Todd Monfalcone – engineer, mixing
Overdoz – featured artist
Para One – mixing
Joe Perez – art direction, design
Dave Pettit – assistant
Dana Richard – assistant
Steven "A$AP Yams" Rodriguez – executive producer
Frank Romano – producer
Santigold – featured artist
ScHoolboy Q – featured artist
Nikhil Seetharam –producer
Noah "40" Shebib – engineer, featured artist, instrumentation, producer
Geno Sims – executive producer, management
Skrillex – featured artist, producer, remixing
Kathleen Sloan – strings
Soufien 3000 – producer
T-Minus – producer
Nate Walcott – preparation
Finis "KY" White – engineer
Mike Whitson – strings
Alwyn Wright – strings
Yelawolf – featured artist

Salix Babylonika · 2013-02-02 01:28:29

Tre said:
A$AP ROCKY

shiiiiiiiiit, I'm Aesop Rock

(Rob Bank$ delivered line of the year last year)

Imipolex G · 2013-02-02 01:44:30

Obā-san · 2013-02-02 01:49:11

Imipölex G said:

Huzzah!

Princess Alice · 2013-02-02 01:50:58

Tre said:
I always pretend to put my birth year as MCMXC when the need comes.

Hence why YouTube thinks I'm 22.

Back when I was stuck in Minorland I used to use 14 September 1985 as my imaginary birthday.

I don't know why.

lee4hmz · 2013-02-02 01:59:26

I'm going to bed before I faceplant into my keyboard. Good nigth!

Princess Alice · 2013-02-02 02:02:53

Good night Lee.

Obā-san · 2013-02-02 02:11:58

Benderbenders are the most powerful benders of all

Hexartes · 2013-02-02 02:19:20

Naney said:Benderbenders are the most powerful benders of all

well there is energybending, y'know.

Misery · 2013-02-02 02:32:08

kex, i thought your voice would sound much younger for some reason

Misery · 2013-02-02 02:32:32

fat md

Anonus · 2013-02-02 02:33:20

Kexruct said:
Naney said:
Benderbenders are the most powerful benders of all

well there is energybending, y'know.

And bloodbending!

Hexartes · 2013-02-02 02:46:22

Two Face said:
kex, i thought your voice would sound much younger for some reason

probably because i look like a twelve year old

Princess Alice · 2013-02-02 02:49:33

I'd consider energybending more powerful than bloodbending, personally.

Also, couldn't energybending be considered "benderbending", in a way?

Princess Alice · 2013-02-02 03:18:23

You know what's fun? Making graphics to show the relationships between things!

I probably should have included Novafest in there, now that I think about it.

Anonus · 2013-02-02 03:24:07

#trashheap has actually been around, irregularly, since December of 2010

It wasn't solidified until last year though

Tachyon · 2013-02-02 03:29:07

Hi Heap.

You could've included the Mirror Wiki as well.

It's funny to think that of the 3 spin-off forums, BTL is the most recent, but has also gone through the most incarnations (independent of TVT).

Princess Alice · 2013-02-02 03:30:30

Yeah, it was hard to fix the date of #trashheap's "founding" because it kind of existed off and on, so I went with the date of the channel's current registration:

<ChanServ> Information on #TrashHeap:

<ChanServ> Founder : Anonus

<ChanServ> Successor : CentralAve

<ChanServ> Registered : Feb 10 00:04:16 2012 (51 weeks, 0 days, 23:52:42 ago)

Princess Alice · 2013-02-02 03:42:39

I considered including the Mirror Wiki, but I wanted to keep it to sites that are still reasonably active, mainly because I didn't want to list all the forum attempts that didn't really get off the ground.

You know, I find it kinda weird that HH has maintained an active community, considering we were just one of a half-dozen or so forums started by people just wanting an alternate hangout. What is the difference here?

Princess Alice · 2013-02-02 03:48:15

Hmm...I was looking at this incarnation of the Mirror Wiki as the dead one but it seems the Wikia one is still fairly active.

Amended chart forthcoming.

Tachyon · 2013-02-02 03:59:00

As i understand it, the Mirror Wiki was kind of adopted by BTL and given new life by that.

Central Avenue said:
You know, I find it kinda weird that HH has maintained an active community, considering we were just one of a half-dozen or so forums started by people just wanting an alternate hangout. What is the difference here?

The magic of friendship, or something.

That, or the dearth of anorak-oriented websites and the excessive amount of time spent here by forum regulars.

Tachyon · 2013-02-02 04:13:06

Central Avenue said:
Do you ever have one of those moments where you become aware of one of your own little linguistic quirks?

Oh, yes, actually. Well, i mean, like, all the time, though.

i dunno, because habit i guess.

Princess Alice · 2013-02-02 04:13:48

Anonus · 2013-02-02 04:20:53

IJBM2 has an IRC channel too.

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-02-02 04:20:59

Mojave Music said:

Tre said:
A$AP ROCKY

shiiiiiiiiit, I'm Aesop Rock
(Rob Bank$ delivered line of the year last year)

Aesop Rock is fun. Not always my thing, but always worth a look at least.

Naney said:

Imipölex G said:
Huzzah!

I second that huzzah.

Central Avenue said:

BTL actually had its roots in IJBM, contrary to what some may now claim.

Tachyon · 2013-02-02 04:22:24

Central Avenue said:

Nice.

Of course, TVT was itself a buffistas.org offshoot... :p

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-02-02 04:24:09

^ True. And that's completely ignoring how many of the early contributors were Television Without Pity regulars.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-02-02 04:25:03

I forgot Novafest existed.

Is it still active.

Princess Alice · 2013-02-02 04:30:33

Anonus said:
IJBM2 has an IRC channel too.

True, but (a) what little I saw of it didn't seem all that active, and (b) it users seem to overlap almost entirely with IJBM itself, so it's more of a companion channel than an entity in and of itself. Similarly, I didn't include #madokamadness because that's basically just #yackfest's second channel and doesn't have its own community or culture.

I suppose one could argue that I shouldn't count #trashheap as an entity in and of itself, since it was intended as a companion to this site, but I find it notable that its regulars come almost entirely from #yf, even if they're discussion Heap-like topics.

sredni vashtar said:
BTL actually had its roots in IJBM, contrary to what some may now claim.

Goddammit

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-02-02 04:31:30

I'm not sure. I was vaguely aware of it while BTL 1.0 was operational, but I don't know...

Speaking of which, while I don't necessarily think that it would warrant multiple entries, the three incarnations of BTL were all pretty different in tone and function. (Quoth Scott Walker, "I'm the only one left alive...")

Anonus · 2013-02-02 04:31:34

You know I find it bizarre that Television Without Pity accepted NBC Universal's purchase offer.

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-02-02 04:33:23

NBC purchased TWP?

That's almost hilarious.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-02-02 04:39:57

Sredni Vashtar said:

Mojave Music said:

Tre said:
A$AP ROCKY

shiiiiiiiiit, I'm Aesop Rock
(Rob Bank$ delivered line of the year last year)

Aesop Rock is fun. Not always my thing, but always worth a look at least.

Aesop Rock is actually my favorite musician ever.

Not a joke.

Princess Alice · 2013-02-02 04:41:36

You know

Sometimes I still wish I could take a peek at the 1960s, even though I know "my kind" would have been less than accepted back then

Tachyon · 2013-02-02 04:51:26

The past would be interesting to visit, but i wouldn't want to live there.

Anonus · 2013-02-02 04:51:27

Sredni Vashtar said:
NBC purchased TWP?

That's almost hilarious.

Yeah, back in 2007.

Central Avenue said:
You know

Sometimes I still wish I could take a peek at the 1960s, even though I know "my kind" would have been less than accepted back then

Me too

Princess Alice · 2013-02-02 04:52:47

a8 said:
The past would be interesting to visit, but i wouldn't want to live there.

Yeah, that's why I said "take a peek." I wouldn't want to stay very long, even aside from the whole racial aspect, but it would be interesting to experience it for a day or two.

Tachyon · 2013-02-02 04:55:00

Why is philosophy so exhausting.

Anonus · 2013-02-02 04:58:07

Though ABC Inc is presently run by robots I still have thoughts about its operations

What happens to Mandate Pictures and Summit Pictures upon being folded into Lions Gate Films

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-02-02 05:00:40

a8 said:
Why is philosophy so exhausting.

Because of what it is. Philosophy is speculation on the nature of reality in an abstract sense; exploring that requires thinking in ways that one usually does not have to. It is, simply, an intellectual workout.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-02-02 05:03:45

I find it odd that Shino is a serious mangaka, but her most well-known and liked work is a piece of self-insert fanfiction.

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-02-02 05:04:43

Mojave Music said:
I find it odd that Shino is a serious mangaka, but her most well-known and liked work is a piece of self-insert fanfiction.

Who?

Salix Babylonika · 2013-02-02 05:06:26

Shino.

As far as I know her real name is not publicly available. She does a lot of doujin work but most of her books are fairly serious in nature.

Contrast My Memories of Playing Touhou which is again, self-insert fanfiction.

Funny though.

Princess Alice · 2013-02-02 05:09:00

So I need to find a mystery to solve.

...

Where does one find mysteries?

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-02-02 05:09:02

^^ Oh, OK.

^ Within the human heart.

Princess Alice · 2013-02-02 05:14:30

Random childhood memory:

When I was like 5, I saw a Paddington Bear cartoon in which they talked about "torches". I wanted a torch, so I asked my parents to buy me one.

Then they bought me one and I was like "No, Mom, that's a flashlight. I want a torch!"

Thus Centie was introduced to the confusion that is regional language differences!

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