Because I'm not joking, there was a loud noise, smoke came out in copious quantities, flaming engine bits were falling out of the part of the car where the engine is.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
big deal my dads car exploded as well. well technically it didnt explode, someone set fire to the car next to it, and then the fire spread to my dads car and then the cars more melted than blew up but still BIG DEAL GOSH
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Sorry to hear about the car, Naney. I hope it was fun to watch, at least.
Clearly one's qualification for political office is directly tied to the coolness of their method of transportation. That is why you are not qualified, for you drive a car, and I am infinitely qualified, for I drive a spikeball.
My brother's Explorer exploded once, or at least the battery did. Happened when we were at a 7-Eleven on the way to work...we were about to leave, he turned the key, and BOOM. Acid and lead sulphate everywhere.
He was able to jury-rig it and get it home without a battery, but it was still a mess. It destroyed the plastic battery shield, blew the entire top of the battery off, and left a nice dent in the hood.
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO young people unfortunately born out of wedlock OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
*hugs everyone*
See you tomorrow!
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
what happened?
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Man, if insurance doesn't cover that, then the car-makers will. There's no worse publicity than spontaneous engine combustion.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Sorry, man.
Don't Make Me Go Pop That Trunk
(on YOU)
dun dun dun
dun dun
*trombone*
He was able to jury-rig it and get it home without a battery, but it was still a mess. It destroyed the plastic battery shield, blew the entire top of the battery off, and left a nice dent in the hood.
*hugs*
its one of my boyfriends favourite albumsno but it was only about 3 months old
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis