You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Fuck, I forgot to do an Amazon.com and the Insufferable Jackass chapter for October, didn't I?
Those things are so time-consuming now that there's an actual story involved...but I have a vague idea for one...
Gimme the Ax lived in a house where everything is the same as it always was.
"The chimney sits on top of the house and lets the smoke out," said Gimme the Ax. "The doorknobs open the doors. The windows are always either open or shut. We are always either upstairs or downstairs in this house. Everything is the same as it always was."
So he decided to let his children name themselves.
I'm not sure I'd like it, it's a customer service job.
But on the other hand, I'm not sure it'd really be much worse than this, and the pay is almost twice what I make now to start ($8.50/hr now, $9.50 on weekends, versus $13.75 to start at Expedia), and it wouldn't kill me.
Seriously, I've developed a ton of lingering aches and pains since I started working at W*gman's, and I fucking hate it.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You know, it occurred to me earlier that there's going to be generation of Americans now among whom "Barack" is a relatively common first name.
I think that's a good thing to be honest, it's a pretty cool name.
Also I think it means "Lightning" or something, which is cooler than the billions of names with no interesting meaning. (My name means "gift from God". Try making that not sound sarcastic. It's impossible.)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Oh, it definitely is a cool name.
But it's just funny to think that 50 years from now people will look back at Barack Obama without realizing his name was an uncommon one at the time.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I think that's a good thing to be honest, it's a pretty cool name.
Also I think it means "Lightning" or something, which is cooler than the billions of names with no interesting meaning. (My name means "gift from God". Try making that not sound sarcastic. It's impossible.)
eff you, dog puncher. Matthew is an awesome name (assuming their isn't more than one name that means that).
If you think that's old fashioned, the family patriarch (that is not anything but literal) wanted it to be Netanyehu. Which he apparently thought was the Hebrew version of Nathaniel. Protip, it's not. It in fact, is not a name at all (Patriarch Viktor is a bit crazy.) And that's why I'm not named that.
*There is actually some dispute over to whether or not it's "properly" Nathaniel or just Nathan. We're not going to get into that because the reason that said dispute even exists is fucking retarded, and I prefer the longer Nathaniel.
Anyone who calls me Nat will find themselves cursed in an ancient tongue, and will find that their heart and brain have mysteriously switched places. Then, it will begin to rain flaming blood in their home. They will move, only to find the phenomenon follows them. Soon, curses in Sumerian, written in a foul black ichor, will appear on their wall, and what comes after that, well....they will pray for the sweet recourses of death or insanity.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
There is actually some dispute over to whether or not it's "properly" Nathaniel or just Nathan. We're not going to get into that because the reason that said dispute even exists is fucking retarded, and I prefer the longer Nathaniel.
...Do you not have a birth certificate of some type?
I mostly like it because there is nothing like having a comically large number tacked on to the end of your name, which is why I prefer the Nathaniel. There were several people in my family named Nathan, but none named Nathaniel (which is strange cuz you'd think it'd be the other way around).
I should note that I actually prefer, when crediting things to myself when I have to use my real name, to go by "N. Micheal". Because it's less....doof.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
My legal name is Tyler.
I'm never sure whether I dislike the name itself, or whether I dislike it just because it's a male name...
I have been called Nathaniel, Nathan, Nussen, Nate (No.), Nat (HELL No.), Nate Dogg (my grandmother only, if you call me this, see above about ancient curses), and N, by a particularly geeky girl I knew in Mythology class back in high school
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I want a Venus symbol pendant, myself, but I don't think I could pull it off... >_>
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I have a book called Holes in the Skye you would love to read, then.
Unfortunately I'm pretty sure this is the only copy still in existence. The author's a pal of mine.
Also I'm back from work.
I'm seriously considering quitting. I'd give my 2-week notice and whatnot, but my mom says a friend of hers might be able to get me a job at Expedia.
I'm not sure I'd like it, it's a customer service job.
But on the other hand, I'm not sure it'd really be much worse than this, and the pay is almost twice what I make now to start ($8.50/hr now, $9.50 on weekends, versus $13.75 to start at Expedia), and it wouldn't kill me.
Seriously, I've developed a ton of lingering aches and pains since I started working at W*gman's, and I fucking hate it.
I think that's a good thing to be honest, it's a pretty cool name.
Also I think it means "Lightning" or something, which is cooler than the billions of names with no interesting meaning. (My name means "gift from God". Try making that not sound sarcastic. It's impossible.)
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
My name is Nathaniel.*
If you think that's old fashioned, the family patriarch (that is not anything but literal) wanted it to be Netanyehu. Which he apparently thought was the Hebrew version of Nathaniel. Protip, it's not. It in fact, is not a name at all (Patriarch Viktor is a bit crazy.) And that's why I'm not named that.
*There is actually some dispute over to whether or not it's "properly" Nathaniel or just Nathan. We're not going to get into that because the reason that said dispute even exists is fucking retarded, and I prefer the longer Nathaniel.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Do not call me Nate.
Even more, do not call me Nat.
Anyone who calls me Nat will find themselves cursed in an ancient tongue, and will find that their heart and brain have mysteriously switched places. Then, it will begin to rain flaming blood in their home. They will move, only to find the phenomenon follows them. Soon, curses in Sumerian, written in a foul black ichor, will appear on their wall, and what comes after that, well....they will pray for the sweet recourses of death or insanity.
Dank je.
I mostly like it because there is nothing like having a comically large number tacked on to the end of your name, which is why I prefer the Nathaniel. There were several people in my family named Nathan, but none named Nathaniel (which is strange cuz you'd think it'd be the other way around).
There are questions about how valid it is, in the eyes of the family. Furthermore, we don't have it, the family Patriarch does.
Like I said in another thread earlier tonight, nothing like living in a family that styles itself a "Clan".
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
....I never knew that.
I want an F pendant now.
My parents call me "Emi", and my teachers (and other people) call me "Em".