You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Awake again.
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So I had a dream where Mother was watching a movie with a character obviously based on CWC, down to the medallion.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Also at one point my family sat down to carve pumpkins, but this required me to move a traffic light out of the way. I picked it up and began to walk off with it, but kept bumping into Jumpingzombie, who apparently was my sister in this dream.
We started being silly and pretending there was no way we could both pass through the hallway at once while I was holding the traffic light, so as an even sillier solution we called my brother in to "direct traffic", even insisting he use the hand signals like a traffic cop would.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Also, Scott Baio is murderous, and has a neighbor that is allergic to latex. Watching him slowly suffocate and die due to anaphylactic shock brings much mirth to my dull life.
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
Whenever I go shopping at Amazon, it's a lot like going to the store. I figure I have everything I need, check out, and later I remember something I else I should have bought.
Oh, it's that guy who failed to defeat the forces of York. What's he doing here?
Oh, it's You, mister Edward IV. Go away, the Lancasters are so much better than the Yorks. Wait, no come back, I didn't mean it, I still like all the Plantagenets, and that includes Yorks.
No. No. No. Who let a Stuart in here? No, this post is Plantagenets only!
"Climate change need not be prob if we agree voluntarily wind down species via #antinatalism..but all xtians want do is pump out more babies." The important part is that this guy has found someone to blame that isn't himself. The rest of us should be so lucky.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Steam Sales are devious, and I am weak.
Blaugh.
I have to go to work.
Luckily I only have a 4 1/2 hour shift today, but still. Fuckin' breakdown is killing me, man.
Oh, it's that guy who failed to defeat the forces of York. What's he doing here?
Oh, it's You, mister Edward IV. Go away, the Lancasters are so much better than the Yorks. Wait, no come back, I didn't mean it, I still like all the Plantagenets, and that includes Yorks.
No. No. No. Who let a Stuart in here? No, this post is Plantagenets only!
...a very long one, based on a design I did when I was 11
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