Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Today I learned that in Magical Physics Problem Land, people sometimes like to ride inner tubes down ski slopes.
Then again, maybe it's more common than I thought and I never realized it because it snows approximately once every four years where I live.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Heh, it figures. I shall keep that in mind for future reference.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
My new headcanon is that Mabel from Gravity Falls grows up to become Sue from The Middle.
It's kind of irritating to look at on a netbook screen though, but that's cuz it's meant for those new-fangled touch screens. In my day we used MICE to navigate through the intarwebs! Yaargh!
This is a goldmine, there's apparently a political debate going on at a Texan university (not sure which, the acronym HTV ring a bell to anyone?) and for some reason something tagged with its official hashtag ("#HTVdebate", original) showed up on my twitter.
Point is, the debate is Democrats vs. Libertarians.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
^^I'm far from an expert on politics or public opinion, but I'm pretty sure if you ask 10 random people about what they think of our political state, at least three or four of them will answer that. Albeit for different reasons.
Yeah, good job guys. Complaining about the country on Twitter is going to do so much to reduce the deficit.
It makes me wonder if these are the sorts that also say, in all seriousness, that we're going to be invaded by China if we don't reduce the deficit. I don't think that's quite how it works anymore, guys.
Yeah, good job guys. Complaining about the country on Twitter is going to do so much to reduce the deficit.
It makes me wonder if these are the sorts that also say, in all seriousness, that we're going to be invaded by China if we don't reduce the deficit. I don't think that's quite how it works anymore, guys.
It's a live debate, which people are commenting on.
Oh, i understand it's a debate, but what I'm on about is what they're going to be doing afterwards. If they're seriously talking about sitting out the vote, then they deserve what they get for not trying. :P
Kicking people in the shins, Haberdashery, destroying factories that create Almond Ice Cream, doodling geometric patterns, misinterpreting things that people write, knowing the backgrounds of words, learning history, and staring at bathroom floor tiles; none of those things can get me a profitable jerb.
I can't get started as a professional author without allowing my publisher to publish my works in the Kindle form, which is something the doing of which is that to which I refuse.
Also, if they don't have libraries when I'm old enough to need a jarb, I won't be able to be a librarian.
I could never be a zookeeper (I'd let the snakes out and take them home; and I would spend too much time in the crocodile exhibit; and I would make all the animals and visitors wear hats), or an aquarium-oh-gosh-what-is-the-name-for-someone-who-works-at-an-aquarium (I would spend all day staring at the fish; which I would force to wear hats).
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Since I'm going to be in the middle of the swamp on election day, I'm either going to vote early or apply for an absentee ballot. I'm not sure which is more feasible at this point.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I know I voted last year because I remember driving myself to the church, and last year was the first year I had a license.
But I can't remember what or who it was that I voted on last year...
Kicking people in the shins, Haberdashery, destroying factories that create Almond Ice Cream, doodling geometric patterns, misinterpreting things that people write, knowing the backgrounds of words, learning history, and staring at bathroom floor tiles; none of those things can get me a profitable jerb.
You do realize haberdashing is an actual vocation, right
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Except not really because LOL I LIKE METRO
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
My teacher showed us the Metallica video that book inspired. One, I think.
We had the best English teacher last year.
James Hetfield said he had nightmares from reading that book.
This is a goldmine, there's apparently a political debate going on at a Texan university (not sure which, the acronym HTV ring a bell to anyone?) and for some reason something tagged with its official hashtag ("#HTVdebate", original) showed up on my twitter.
Point is, the debate is Democrats vs. Libertarians.
oh gog mah drills
So I guess the official policy is "sit on your thumbs until next election"? Sounds legit.
Also we're apparently at war with every country we don't maintain some kind of active diplomatic alliance with.
I didn't know we were playing FreeCiv.
What a riveting success.
Well I thought that was a given.
There's also a strong "fuck old people!" element here.
It's a live debate, which people are commenting on.
Most of these seem to be direct quotes, though.
I can't get started as a professional author without allowing my publisher to publish my works in the Kindle form, which is something the doing of which is that to which I refuse.
Also, if they don't have libraries when I'm old enough to need a jarb, I won't be able to be a librarian.
I could never be a zookeeper (I'd let the snakes out and take them home; and I would spend too much time in the crocodile exhibit; and I would make all the animals and visitors wear hats), or an aquarium-oh-gosh-what-is-the-name-for-someone-who-works-at-an-aquarium (I would spend all day staring at the fish; which I would force to wear hats).
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead