I was making pancakes the other day when my wife came in the kitchen and saw what I was doing and she was like "hell fuckin' yeah I love them bitches" and I was like "I know pancakes are the shit!" so she was like "awwww SHIT!! watch this shit motherfucker" and she opened the fridge, grabbed a bag of chocolate chips, and DUMPED that bitch all in the batter and then we high-fived each other and it was the best day ever.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Where by "some other people" you quite literally mean me.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
No, I mean I literally go to bed at 10 a.m. local time.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So I developed a trick for times when I'm tired but don't want to fall asleep.
I close the laptop for a while, and go sit on the couch with my tablet and put a blanket over my head. It lets me relax, but because I'm sitting up, even if I do fall asleep I won't be comfortable enough to sleep more than a couple minutes.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I had to stock several aisles by myself tonight and am kind of pissed about it. Including the soda department, which I've not done before.
Also found out I'm getting my hours cut next week, it's only a half an hour loss, so that's not a problem, what is a problem is that I now work three days a week regularly instead of two, which pisses me off.
Don't laugh. I have no delusions about how good it's going to be, or more accurately how good it's going to not be. But the thing is, I, for once, have an entire story instead of just a vague premise, and I want to tell it. I don't care if I tell it horribly, and I don't care if I tell it to no one but myself and a few close friends. I just want to tell it.
So what I'm saying is, I know none of you really consider yourselves my friends or anything (or at least not as far as I know), but I'm going to link it here when I finish the first installment (I'm going to publish it on a blog. Why? Infinite paper, that's why), and was wondering if anyone'd read it. You don't have to give me criticism if you don't want to (though you can), I was just wondering if anyone was interested.
I'm not going to mention it again until it's up. Just asking.
Also should cross-post this to Heapers' Hangout, yeah.
I'm also not sure if it's actually going to be novel-length or not? Maybe more like novella. I'm not sure.
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!'
Perhaps there's nothing technically wrong with a Cuban-German-American making fun of people with Latino accents -- especially when he basically seems to be making fun of everything else at the same time, to include surf rock, punk rock, electro-pop, house, Miami bass, and dubstep. And it's also hard to get offended when everything about Supermeng is so self-consciously goofy, from the "fight for your right to live" clichés of "Ultimate Universe" to the parodic synthesizer squidginess and silly samples of "The Blob" and the dub-hop chaos of "Portal Prayer." None of this is to say that there aren't plenty seriously cool grooves and songs on this album; "Diamond Eyes" is lots of fun despite its bloodless beat and anomic lyrics about "watching you get a pedicure," and "Quasar" sounds, delightfully, like it can't decide whether it's celebrating dubstep or ridiculing it. Elsewhere, "Breathe the Beat" and "Supermeng" both sound like "Funky Cold Medina" covered by robots. Perhaps the album's finest moment is "When Dinosaurs Rule the Earth," on which a modified soca beat provides a bed for a repeated sample saying "dinosaurs...yes!" Sure, it's all kind of befuddling -- but that seems to be the point. And the grooves really are bangin'.
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This is what I do when left to my own devices
*sigh*
*clings to everyone*
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
sorry...
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
ok then.
Now.
Bah.
I had to stock several aisles by myself tonight and am kind of pissed about it. Including the soda department, which I've not done before.
Also found out I'm getting my hours cut next week, it's only a half an hour loss, so that's not a problem, what is a problem is that I now work three days a week regularly instead of two, which pisses me off.
Thank the Lord
Windows 8 just kind of looks like disaster to me.
I'm going to wait til Windows 9 or whatever they call the next installment, they'll probably have the bugs and other issues mostly sorted out by then.
I really want to make a Tumblr world in Scorched3D so I can actually use Tsar Bomba on it (cf. the Homestuck thread). Good Christ.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
So you should pump this shit, like they do in the future.
From your floating whip system
[pump this shit]
from the chip under your wrist-skin
[pump this shit]
in the breadline, the prison