The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • The sadness will last forever.
    buckingham nicks
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    christine mcvie
  • edited 2012-10-12 19:47:13
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    @Tre, last page

    fuck, you beat me to posting that

    I was going to say that Crispin Porter + Bogusky redeemed themselves with that pizza box design after the Arby's mess
  • Oh wow, that was them too?

    That's a massive step up.
  • edited 2012-10-12 19:53:28
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I, too, am incapable of reading most facial expressions as of yet.  I also have much difficulty with tones of voice.

    I wish people were more understanding.  You don't expect someone who only speaks Nahuatl to be able to understand Kiswahili; and just like how he doesn't speak Kiswahili, I don't speak gestures/expressions/tones of voice.  You expect him to learn, because just because it's hard doesn't mean that he can't learn to speak the language.

    I try, but, as of yet, I have not become fluent in nonverbal communication.  I can recognize the meaning in a few things, but not many.  I'm not being rude, it's just really taxing to figure out exactly what you are trying to communicate when I don't have the skills most people have.

    Sometimes I wish that all the socially skilled people would go away and all of us with no social skills could live together and not have to put up with all of this nonverbal communication that goes on with most people.

    Social skills are to me as the written word is to a dyslexic.  I don't ask complete indulgence, all I ask is some understanding and some reasonable allowance for the things that are harder for me.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Aliroz_ said:


    Sometimes I wish that all the socially skilled people would go away and all of us with no social skills could live together and not have to put up with all of this nonverbal communication that goes on with most people.

    This place exists

    it's called the internet
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-10-12 19:52:46
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    After looking up CP+B I can safely say any and all of their transgressions have been or will be redeemed by this ad campaign:

  • The sadness will last forever.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Then again they also unleashed the 2003 version of the Burger King on the world
  • The sadness will last forever.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Creepy Burger King is best Burger King

    You hear that, Cthulu? Burger King could take your stupid cephalopod ass down in a heartbeat, guess you better keep sleeping in your retarded underground hamlet, chump
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Why does Cthulhu never get any respect? 

    It's like we all forgot how he broke minds and shattered realities, violated universes and was terrifying.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I can read facial expressions better than I could a few years ago, I think...
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "Why does Cthulhu never get any respect? "

    Because, as far as I know, he's not copyrighted.

    Or at least not well enough that people can get away with using the name and image without paying someone else.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Cthulhu has lost his impact via overexposure.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    He's not the only one:



    Now did I mean Vampires, or Nicolas Cage?

    You decide!
  • The sadness will last forever.
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  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Cthulhu has lost his impact via overexposure.


  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I have a desire to engage in superficial "girliness"

    I don't know why
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I have a desire to buy overalls, play with dolls and blocks, and act girly. I want to climb my Grandma's apple tree and get messy in her sandbox.  I want to draw in a coloring book with crayons.  I want to draw a map of a kingdom and then be the king/queen/emperor/empress/prince/princess.

    I have Physics 1010 homework to be done, why do I feel the desire to act four years old?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Aliroz_ said:

    I have Physics 1010 homework to be done, why do I feel the desire to act four years old?

    I feel like you just answered you own question there. :P
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    why are you continuing to give this guy attention
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Because he's hilarious!
  • If you cannot do this and continue to resort to childishly proclaiming my arguments to be self-evidently illogical, then you are a troll.

    Oh NOES!
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    What do you mean, Centra?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Odradek said:

    Because he's hilarious!

    Hahahah damn

    You have to hand it to him, he's persistent
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Last but not least, to hell with brevity. Only vapid poets adhere to that insipid adage.

    There is a dope named Leaving Society
    whose intellect is the reverse of sobriety
    his blog is a homage
    to inane verbiage
    and his logic a grave impropriety

    *honk*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    milkmakers
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^ I read that as "milemarkers"
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    You have your obsessions, I have mine
  • this talk of obsessions reminds me of


    BONDAGE
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    ^ I read that as "milemarkers"

    Did California ever get around to installing those? Every time I drove through that state some years ago, there were none and that's always bugged the hell out of me.

    Pennsylvania is on their own program in regards to that and exits. Exit 10 on their interstate literally is the 10th exit on that interstate from the state line
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I read that as Hatbook.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    From what I understand (i.e., heard on roadgeek sites, as I've never been to California) Caltrans has been slowly installing milemarkers and proper exit numbers on their freeways over the past few years.

    Their favored method for adding the exit numbers is generally to glue it into the corner of existing signs, as most of their sign supports are 40-50 years old and weren't built to allow proper exit number tabs.
  • From what I understand (i.e., heard on roadgeek sites, as I've never been to California) Caltrans has been slowly installing milemarkers and proper exit numbers on their freeways over the past few years.


    Their favored method for adding the exit numbers is generally to glue it into the corner of existing signs, as most of their sign supports are 40-50 years old and weren't built to allow proper exit number tabs.
    classy shit
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    there i fixed it :D
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This is an example of what I'm talking about

    (Click in the URL and hit "Enter" once the 403 error comes up)
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Oh okay, thanks for that CA

    I still shudder every time I see one of them SoCal interstates.   Not because they're bad or that California drivers are bad (they're really not), its the nightmares that the 405 still conjures up. 

    The Pasadena highway and the 101 (especially through LA) are seriously awesome though. 
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    and that's terrible
  • That "Leaving Society" person seems like a twelve-year-old who knows how to begin using large words.

    He just doesn't know when to stop using them.

  • edited 2012-10-12 23:05:43
    Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Kexruct said:

    He just doesn't know when to stop using them.

    It's because he thinks grandiloquence is the heart of the argument. Kind of like how a general of a hopelessly outnumbered army thinks he will win because all his soldiers are wearing spit-shined armor. 
  • I mean, I'm all for using less-common words if it helps clarify a message. But if you're just being sesquipedalian, then it hampers the reader's ability to understand what is being said for no reason, which is never a good thing.
  • edited 2012-10-12 23:37:21
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

  • edited 2012-10-12 23:26:18

    I don't like jokes about tragedies.

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