The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    OIMI HAI
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    but then they blew up 20 cars.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That's as many as two tens. And that's terrible.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Gannett would sell WUSA-TV to a group of benches in 2000. However, they quickly sold the station back to Gannett after experiencing persistent insomnia due to the station's constant demands that it be fed gourmet spiders.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    That was EXACTLY when I thought when I read that sentence. 
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Where does one purchase gourmet spiders? CA Marketplace?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I don't know, maybe!
  • You can also get them from Vriska Pantry, except at check out they kill you and put the spiders back where they came from, petting them soothingly.
  • edited 2011-11-07 00:42:46
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ But you're the old lady who invented them!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^Sounds dangerous.
  • edited 2011-11-07 00:46:46
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    It's okay, they don't pet them hard enough to squash them.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    A thousand chilly spider legs encircling your limbs, your neck, tightening, rending your soul from your mortal frame.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...I don't want to buy Summit anymore.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...but I already engraved "Owner of Summit" on this nameplate for you!

    Are you saying I have to just throw it away now?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    COMPUTER LOVE
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    You know what you should buy? The 1984 Summer Olympic Games in Los Angeles.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm now nostalgic for the Kroger on Bethel Road, near where I used to live. It was new at the time, and as such was my parents' favored Kroger--though I personally preferred the older store on Henderson Road (which I think was actually closer, as well.)

    Both Krogers are still there, but I imagine neither of them look like they once did.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^How do I do that?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Unsure, I'll talk to my girl about it.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...did you hear back from her? :P
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    She's at the store. It is not a Krogers
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    THEN WHAT IS IT? :P
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It's a Shop 'n Save.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...I immediately thought of Helvetica.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Thousands of them, pouring like a wave of black filth toward you, covering your entire body, crawling into your mouth and over your eyes.

    Then...lemonade
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I read this.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    A long, long time ago--I think I was 13--I had this dream where I was in a high school with white walls. Like, very VERY white walls. I wandered around a bit, then went outside, where I crossed a small, deserted street and entered another building--where I found myself in the back of a small Wal-Mart.

    Then I went near the front of the Wal-Mart to go to the restrooms, but the restrooms were down this side hallways that didn't look like it was supposed to be open to the public--the walls were unpainted cinder block, the floor was unfinished concrete, and it was dimly lit with some lights that glowed the same diseased-looking orange as a city streetlamp. And there was a woman--and I went in the women's restroom--I don't remember a lot of the details, it was 8 years ago.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...now I'm thinking of the San Diego McDonald's dream from August(?) 2009.
  • edited 2011-11-07 01:46:34
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ^^^Wow, that's one of those times when I really like what I posted. (As opposed to all those instances of "why did I say that garbage?")
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...I'm listening to Christmas music right now, for some reason.

    It's kind of bittersweet. It reminds me that I still have the holiday season ahead to look forward to, but it also reminds me that there are 4 weeks left in this damn quarter before I get to relax and enjoy the holiday season.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know in 3 months I'll be old enough to legally walk into Meijer and buy beer? How the fuck did I get so old so fast?
    Oh god, I'm even older now that I was when I said that.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    For some reason "Or maybe I'M ON DRUGS" is still funny to me.

    I don't know what to think about the rest of it, though it does seem to have some truth to it (like me not looking forward to/enjoying holidays as much this year.).

  • Yeah, I had the "holy shit Time is real" thing when I was 14. Never went away.

    Hm. I think I've been waiting for this. Who knows I'm finally going to get it, if ever.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Haven has escaped the infamous Realization of Time? Well, consider yourself lucky.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I started realizing Time last year, maybe. You helped.
  • Don't know about lucky. I think I'd be a lot more productive and focused and whoatnot if I had it.

    Though maybe we're talking about different epiphenomena.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm listening to this, for some reason:

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know what I want my career to be? I want to design signs.

    I love signs. Not just road signs, all sorts of signs. I just love signs in general.

    ...What kind of degree would I need to design signs?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The Google searches I looked at said the job has to do with graphic design. Maybe that?

    ...also, I'm using Mother's Netflix account to watch "Rose".
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yay, Doctor Who! What do you think so far?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm not very far in, Rose is getting ready for school, it seems.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The white made the school feel very sterile. Almost hospital-like.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yeah, it's funny...at the time I had the dream, I had (in real life) just started attending a brand-new high school, that had those cream-colored walls. So the pure white walls of the dream school immediately stuck out to me.

    I do wonder why public schools never seem to have actual white walls, though.
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  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Hay
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Hay Whale
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I feel good right now. I finished my speech, which went much better than my last one, and it turns out the writing assignment I thought was due Wednesday is actually due next Monday.

    To top it off, class ended early and I'm about to head home.
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