You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
In 1999, the Federal Highway Administration was acquired by the Walt Disney Company. Disney immediately began converting the US's standard traffic signals to the innovative new Traffic Mickeys. The Traffic Mickeys were well-received by the motoring public, but had one minor design flaw--they lacked a "stop" function. As a result, literally every person who drove a car or attempted to cross a street after June 5, 2000 was killed in a bloody car wreck. With most of America dead, Canada could easily overpower the remaining US citizens and enslave them.
God was less than pleased with this turn of events, even though the bodies of the dead Americans provided enough meat to end world hunger. So he decided to use his op powers to kick The Disney Highway Administration from #reality, preventing any of the stuff you read here from ever having happened.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Ooh, that's a good idea! I'm gonna have to write it down
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
...Something silly just occurred to me: You can tell this "Trash Heap" is a counterfeit because its title lacks the full stop.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I find I have very little use for Twitter.
I originally thought I would use it to tweet random thoughts, but I never do.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
...So I googled "longestaugust twitter" and the result that came up was "Tyler (@longestaugust) on Twitter". That was a bit jarring.
The proper "Alice" displays when you click through to the page, but still.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
^ Me too.
And for some reason seeing you say that made me feel good.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I really think I would.
And your encouragement makes me hate myself a lot less than I would otherwise, I think.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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God was less than pleased with this turn of events, even though the bodies of the dead Americans provided enough meat to end world hunger. So he decided to use his op powers to kick The Disney Highway Administration from #reality, preventing any of the stuff you read here from ever having happened.
THIS IS A TRUE STORY AND YOU CAN'T PROVE IT ISN'T
I originally thought I would use it to tweet random thoughts, but I never do.
The proper "Alice" displays when you click through to the page, but still.
And for some reason seeing you say that made me feel good.
...The Early Show's version of the CBS Evening News theme always struck me as Totally Radical.
You know, I think I needed you.
And your encouragement makes me hate myself a lot less than I would otherwise, I think.
I mean something to someone.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
(I have both seasons on DVD.)
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
It says he was a wild spider, though.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis