The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Thanks, I guess.

    ...for some reason the idea of me being in that sort of relationship is still weird to me.

    ...now I wonder if you ever found another girlfriend.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    In retrospect, I think it was kinda silly of us to worry about taking it too fast, when our relationship has been building for the better part of a year now.
  • edited 2011-10-27 00:40:02
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "...now I wonder if you ever found another girlfriend."

    Me? No. I kind of would like to, but I find that stuff so weird and difficult I'm not sure I can, or should.

    Not the kind of ninja I expected
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Going dating has always struck me as weird.

    Romance seems more natural if it progresses from friendship (like mine did).
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This is awesome:

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I don't understand it either way.

    It's quite all right, though. I wish you two the best.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    34 minutes, don't have that kind of time
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^Thanks.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    GLIMCHER
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Glimcher?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Glimcher.

    I remember them mainly for owning Eastland Mall (the one survivor of what was once Northland, Eastland and Westland Malls in Columbus), but they apparently also own/developed the much newer Polaris Fashion Place on the north side of town.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...I find it strange that I was able to form a meaningful, passionate relationship with someone based mostly on shared interests.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Me too.

    I kinda wonder if it goes beyond just shared interests, though. We just seem to click really well.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Yeah, they're usually based on the desire to fuck.

    /not serious post
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^I think I connect with you more than any other non-family member I've ever known.

    ^...I know you're not serious, but how long have you been misanthropic? What about humanity disappoints you?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I think I connect with you more than any other non-family member I've ever known.
    Me too.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...for some reason, thinking of CBS and Viacom as small is weird to me.
  • edited 2011-10-27 01:39:02
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Maybe because they're not small? :P
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...the way parts of the split were structured was weird to me.

    Namely, letting CBS keep Paramount Television and Showtime (even though they were said to be "slow-growth", they fit in better with Paramount Pictures to me.), and, over time, letting Viacom take TV Land with it (the CBS Television Studios library is the reason it exists in the first place, though it's likely they would have tried broadening their horizons with or without co-ownership with it.).
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...Binging on Stuart Ashen videos makes me want to go to Big Lots or Ollie's Bargain Outlet and by a bunch of cheap shit just to make fun of it.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    He sounds cool.
  • edited 2011-10-27 01:54:31
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    He does reviews of weird little gadgets and what he calls "electronic tat". I think he's most famous for reviewing the "POPstation"--a cheap LCD game styled to resemble a PSP--and the many, many variations on it that have come up over the years.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Maybe I should watch his videos.

    ...my favorite part of this is the music:



    As you can see I am fond of things that show their age very clearly.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "I know you're not serious, but how long have you been misanthropic? What about humanity disappoints you?"

    Gained misanthropy at age 14. You know, existential crisis time. It was actually at its maximum level when I discovered TVT, and somehow the TVT forumites got it to reverse and back down. I went from a "humans are bastards" kind of outlook to more of a "humans are flawed" one.

    Many things about humanity disappoint me. We could be here for a while discussing them all. Can't, however, as I'm overdue for sleeptime. Also, I feel hypocritical talking about such things since I know I'm far from perfect myself. (I am, after all, human).
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Misanthropy interests me.

    ...somehow it goes hand in hand with shades of grey, which are more pleasant to think about than black-and-white.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sure, you post these right as I'm going to bed.

    ...I'll comment on them tomorrow, I guess.
  • edited 2011-10-27 11:16:01
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    First thought: I wonder if my aunt has ever shopped at that store.

    Second thought: I don't like the decor.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It's not far away from Aurora's city limits. I can't tell where Denver ends or Aurora begins much of the time, the boundaries are weird.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (The third and fourth links are the same picture; I'm guessing that wasn't intentional)

    Looking at those, the first thing I notice is that that store has obviously been remodeled at least once.

    The decor itself strikes me as very '90s-ish for some reason. Perhaps it's that script typeface that seems to be used throughout.

    Comments on specific things:
    • The sign hanging above the customer service area reminds me of just how heavily I associate Friz Quadrata with Law & Order.
    • How do they intend for you to pronounce "Refreshe"?
    • That clock would have been cool when it was running. For some reason when you see anything like that in a store or something they're usually broken.
    • The first thing I noticed about the aisle sign was the "And" panel. I almost took a picture of a sign at Kroger the other day because it had an "And" panel too, which struck me as odd. (At least here the items "And" is between seem related, that wasn't the case at Kroger)
    • I notice the Blockbuster DVD machine. I know a guy who works for the company that operates those (NCR), and he's told me that they're a terrible user experience compared to the more popular Redbox.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    (Fixed it.)

    ...that store hasn't been touched for as long as I can remember. I remember there was this clerk there who used to high-five me almost invariably.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Huh, so it might actually be 1990s decor.

    ...All the grocery stores I can think of around here have been remodeled at least once in the past 10 years or so.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It seemed healthily busy on that visit, too. The shopping center it is in is immediately adjacent to a residential area.

    Weirdly, it is mere minutes away from the competing King Soopers; this was our de facto grocery store until KS opened in 2003. Mother is under the impression that this Safeway is still a gross shithole, though it's not.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I remember back when the two big competing grocery chains in Columbus were Kroger and Big Bear. You could very often find the stores directly across the street from each other--the Big Bear in Whitehall (where Roses is now) actually had a parking lot that connected directly to the Kroger parking lot around the corner.

    When we moved in, Kroger was our de facto grocery store. Then the Wal-Mart Supercenter in Reynoldsburg opened, and we did most of our shopping there but still ran to Kroger rather often (because it's much closer).

    Then in 2001 Meijer opened just up the road and that's been our main store of choice ever since (being less than 5 minutes away from the house)
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    (Fixed. - Anonus)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I remember when Wal-Mart opened in 2005. For a time it sort-of competed in Mother's mind with King Soopers due to its lower prices and being only a bit further away. A road closer to the Wal-Mart's shopping center came into being at some point later (IIRC), so the drives to there and KS are about equal in length now, depending on the route.
  • edited 2011-10-27 18:47:40
    ^^ Thanks. I was just posting that to test if I was doin it rite. I wasn't.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I remember being a bit annoyed with how quickly my mother ditched Wal-Mart when Meijer opened.

    Also the Meijer originally had a cell phone store among the things at the front (along with the photo studio, the bank, the vision center, etc.). It was the first thing to go. (Its location is where the service desk is now)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...how much stuff is there at Meijer?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What do you mean by "stuff"?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You know, sort of tangential stuff.

    Wal-Mart has a Subway and a Papa Murphy's and a Cost Cutters (IIRC), and King Soopers has a US Bank.
  • edited 2011-10-27 22:04:39
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The Meijer currently has a Vision Center and a US Bank. Prior to the remodel there was an Olan Mills photo studio as well, but it's gone now.

    The Wal-Mart nearest the house has a Subway, a vision center, a haircut place I can't remember the name of, and a bank I also can't remember then name of, and a photo studio.

    The Kroger nearest the house has a Fifth Third Bank. Not just the one counter like you're used to seeing, either, they actually have an entire bank branch within the store.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I always thought big-box stores like that were weird.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Probably the weirdest store I've seen like that is the Kroger Marketplace in Gahanna, which has not only a bank but also a Starbucks, a "Dressed-for-Success" dry cleaners, and a freakin' Fred Meyer Jewelers all within the store.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    "Dressed-for-Success" made me think of "Suited For Success".
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    VALUE MENU
  • aisle mcdonalds
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