The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Pretty cool.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • edited 2011-09-30 22:15:45
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    OH COOL!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I had to drive in the rain today.

    It was slightly annoying, because it was light rain and my wipers don't haven an "intermittent" setting.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    They don't haven?

    I drove in the rain today too, and there was lots of traffic, and I was dead tired, and it made me want to MURDERKILL everyone.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Windshield wipers are all-or-nothing fellas.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I remember walking in the rain in July.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *sees "haven" typo*'

    god DAMMIT why does that keep happening
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Hi Imipolex.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Because Haven
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Hi Anonus.

    Well that was unexpected.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^Why?
  • And then Counterclock stopped posting images.

    Just like that.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    No one ever says hi to me.

    No one ever acknowledges my existence.

    Sometimes I wonder if I'm a spirit that no one can perceive and I just don't know it.
  • edited 2011-10-01 00:31:53
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ What, you ran out of them already? :P
  • I feel the value of my posts has been diminished seeing as how the style of my posting becomes repetitive after awhile.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^^That must not be fun.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • A lot of the images on here and IJBM are funny though, so you're like the funny images girl :D
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Hunger.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    beat your hunger with a rusty stick until it goes away
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    summit.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    METRO-GOLDWYN-MAYER.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Got a little corporate crush, bro?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm not sure.

    It keeps swiveling between MGM and Lionsgate.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I remember the one at Consumer Square had "Baby Superstore" carts for pretty much its entire existence

    (That particularly location opened only a year or two before the name change)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    That's a pretty bright environment.

    Or maybe I'm just used to gray now.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I seem to remember them being decorated mostly in the pastel sorta colors people associate with "baby".

    ...and now I'm thinking of the long-gone Kids "R" Us that used to be on Hamilton Road near Eastland Mall
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I immediately thought of the old Burlington Coat Factory's baby section.

    (This was located in a shopping center once anchored by an Albertson's, PayLess Drug/Rite Aid, and Savers. All have since closed, with the exception of Savers moving to the shopping center where old Target was. Incidentally, Burlington Coat Factory moved into the building once occupied by said Target)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    And now I'm thinking of the Target out on West Broad Street.

    (The area around it is pretty much a retail ghost-town, with vacant Kmart, Toys-R-Us, and Circuit City, and Media Play, among others. The Target was still an unrenovated Target Greatland the last time I was over there, too, though this may have changed in the past few years)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It looks like as of a year ago they still hadn't renovated it.

    I can't blame them, why put money into what is probably a dying store?

    Still, I should go there some time and try to get some pictures. It's the only remaining Target Greatland I know of in Columbus.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    But he doesn't even have an account here!
  • ^

    When does the sequel come out?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Keeps your data secure!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Now I'm wondering how well that would work as a low-tech "security" solution. Obviously you can't plug it into anything like that, but if you could unlock it with a key...

    ...But then, if it opened like a normal padlock, the loop part would just swing to one side, and you still wouldn't be able to plug it into anything.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...and of course, I immediately get distracted by the Kroger price tag.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    2 for $4, hell yeah!
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    Gheritt White had been floating six feet off the floor for
    three weeks.  His feet and hands tingled, and his eyes burned
    with the flames of a dying fire.  He had last heard someone
    speak to him as the cell door slammed shut. He didn't
    remember what the uniformed man had said.  The words had
    bounced off the bars of the cell and rang through Gheritt's
    ears.  Gheritt had been talking to himself for the last few
    minutes, something about getting caught, but then his ears
    began to tingle just like his hands.

    He looked at his hands, but the fire in his eyes made him
    blink.  Tears came, and when he opened his eyes again, his
    hands had been melted into fleshy pancakes that wafted in the
    ripples flowing over the fire in his eyes.

    "Damn cell," he heard someone say.  "Last time I had a good
    meal was three days ago.  The food they feed you in here could
    kill a lab rat."

    Rats.  He had remembered something about rats.  But his ears
    began to ring again and the voice speaking to him faded off
    into the background of his mind.  In its place, there was a
    new sound, the clapping of hands together.  He blinked hard to
    made out his hands again.  They had disappeared; his arms
    connected at the wrists.

    He thought back to the time he went ice skating on a pond.  He
    remembered the sound of his skates on ice, a gentle scrapping.
    Scrapping away now inside his ears, trying to tear down his
    thoughts.  There had been a woman with a white fur tube over her
    hands.  Her wrists were like his now.  The wrists of 
    someone who had tried too many times to clap his hands.  He
    had been applauding everyone else in life, but never himself.
    The hands, like himself, had been put into prison, and he
    didn't know why.

    "Can't sleep in here, if the smell of this musty bedroll
    doesn't make you sick, then the sound of the rats chewing
    inside the walls will keep you up.  You'll wake up from your
    dreams to their little chomping.  Sometimes I think that they
    are chewing me..."  The voice was coming from inside the cell,
    but Gheritt couldn't see anyone.

    Gheritt hadn't always been alone, he could vaguely recall from
    somewhere inside his broken mind that there had been friends,
    lovers, murderers.

    He recalled a theory he had come up with after a bloody
    schoolhouse brawl.  The theory was simple.  At some point in
    time, everyone was a murderer.  Whether or not they ever felt
    remorse, they had all wanted someone dead.  Hatred.  Everyone
    knew the feeling of hatred.  Gheritt had known hatred on that
    schoolyard.  His beater had laughed at their bloody faces, a
    laugh which now echoed through his ears, rhythmically blocking
    out the other voice in the cell.

    The schoolyard was usually a place where Gheritt and his
    friends would play football or foursquare or something, but
    today, there was an edge.  Maybe everyone had eaten cereal
    with milk that was about to go bad, or maybe there was too
    much smoke in the air from the wheeling hubcap factory.
    Football had been extremely rough.  Gheritt had gone to play
    foursquare after he got tackled by five boys who weren't his
    friends.  But today, even foursquare had an evil twist.  The
    top square today had become habituated to making fun of the
    first square.  Gheritt had decided that it was an evil day.
    When his beater started to push him around, he exploded.
    Hatred flowed from his eyes, his hands and feet began to
    tingle.  All of his coordination left him, and his face was
    beaten to a bloody mess.  The schoolyard disciplinarian had
    been slow to notice the ensuing carnage, and she didn't really
    care anyway.

    Gheritt would have killed him if he could have.  He would have
    torn out the eyes of his beater.  He would have made him pay
    for his abuses.  But his hands had begun to tingle.  He
    couldn't feel his feet and he had begun to float off the
    ground.

    Everyone was a murderer, but Gheritt couldn't remember his
    reason for why that was so. He thought it was something about
    hands, the passion for justice. His hands and feet had begun
    to tingle, and he was floating farther off the floor.  He
    looked up from his hands, and he saw the bars of the cell,
    moving left and right, opening wide and then closing shut
    like the surf coming up a beach.  Every time that he thought
    he would be safe, the bars crested up, the opening closing,
    the wave rising, crashing.  The result would be the same, he
    would never escape.  The bars would crush him, break his back.


  • He could feel the roughness of the sand under his palms, for
    all the motion of the waves around him, his hands had come to
    rest serenely upon the ocean floor.  His body tossed and
    flipped, pivoting about his hands under which he could feel
    the safe, coarse sand.  The wave crashed one final time, he
    landed upside down, his hands thrown clear from the sandy
    bottom, the rush of the water filling his ears, his nose, his
    mouth, the sound of crashing water cascading down from his
    feet to his head- penetrating his mind to tear down thoughts.
    Like the sand castle he had built to withstand the tide, his
    thoughts came down around him.

    Gheritt had a good life, so much time, so much time.  He had
    loved swimming, turning, beating. He had loved the tingle in
    his hands and feet, his inability to kill his nemesis.  Once
    he had fallen down the stairs, and just for a moment, his
    hands came to rest on the carpet of the stairs.  In that
    instant, his body had frozen, floating over the stairs, safe
    from falling, but the moment didn't last.  The ocean crashed
    about him, his hands torn free from the sandy bottom, his body
    flipping, falling.

    But now he levitated farther up, his hands still tingling.  He
    began to float through the bars, he expected the instant of
    safety as his hands found footing, but that moment did not
    come, the bars squeezed his body.  His chest tingled. As he
    fell through his cage, his legs tingled.  The fire in his eyes
    had become a cold wind, he blinked away tears.  He tumbled
    through the bars, spinning and turning, he could see a man.
    In his hand he saw a small white rat.  A pounding, the
    crashing waves in his ears became rhythmical, hard.  The man
    was beating the rat against the floor.  Pounding, pounding. 
    Blood covered his hands, the man's hands tingled. He had
    broken them on the floor of the cell.  Disciplinarian, lover,
    murderer.  Gheritt looked back into the cell.  He saw himself,
    disciplinarian, lover, murderer.  He had killed his nemesis.
    The rat lay dead in his bloody hands.  At last, he held the
    throat of his beater.

    He escaped into the waves.

    The waves.

    ***END MESSAGE***

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