You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Around 5AM: Woke up due to an overwhelming need to use the bathroom, ended up puking everywhere.
Around 6:30: Got out of bed again, actually caught the toilet this time, ended up making an even bigger mess.
Around 7:45: More puke.
Around 9:40: Puked so hard my neck and right shoulder started hurting.
Around 10 something: MORE FUCKING PUKE, AAAAAAHHH.
4:48PM, present time: On the couch where I've been for hours, praying to every deity I know and several I made up on the spot for this horrible stomach pain to end.
I think it may be food poisoning. Either it sucks balls.
^^Thanks, I suppose. At any rate, I'm at least feeling way better than I was nearly 12 hours ago.
^Pffft, I've survived worse! This is like, downright pathetic to some of the crap that oh god it feels like my intestines are coiling around each other THIS PAIN IS UNBEARABLE.
The last time I had to puke like that, it was from eating too much Chef Boyardee (two of the big cans in a short amount of time). I love tinned pasta, but I apparently have limits...
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Imi: Eh, it wasn't my idea. If I'd been in charge of this, we would have either gotten takeout, or spent the cash to go somewhere that honours reservations properly. The former would be more likely than the latter, of course.
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But it is my last one.
I submitted a script to Ossan some time ago, but she's busy with college.
Next episode will feature atoms.
Because you all care so much about my webcomic, am I right guys?
Not gonna bore you with that.
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why?
I can now continue work on Fist of the North Car.
So now we're at Chili's, and hopefully the wait won't be as bad.
HA HA HA HA
I'm drinking grape juice.